Wrongly bind the enemy system, otherwise it will crash directly

After brushing his teeth, Shijin wanted to go to bed.

But coffee plus Red Bull is damn awesome!

How can this be done!

She has to go to work tomorrow!

The animals are very energetic, but the cats are different.

He couldn't hold his liquor and was becoming increasingly drunk.

He leaned on the sofa in a daze, as if he was about to fall asleep.

Seeing this, Shijin gently pushed Maomao's shoulder.

"Cat, if you're sleepy, why don't you go to bed?"

But after being pushed around by Shijin, Maomao forced himself to wake up.

He asked Shijin: "What about you?"

Shijin was not sleepy at all, so he said he would play a puzzle on his phone for a while and then go into the house to sleep.

So Maomao said that he would stay with her here for a while.

Assorted:?

Why don’t you sleep when you’re sleepy?

Besides, what's the point of accompanying this?

But, is the cat drunk?

Looking at the cat's confused look.

Suddenly an idea came to Shijin.

Hey hey hey.

She was ready to put it into practice immediately.

Then she gradually put on a bitter expression.

Said to the cat:

“Cat, I just drank too much coffee and can’t sleep.

Um, are you sleepy after drinking?"

Maomao nodded dazedly.

Not only was I sleepy, my mind felt like I was in a dream.

After hearing this, Shijin became even more miserable:

“I wanted to sleep too, so I decided to drink some wine to make myself sleepy!

Otherwise, Maomao, can you drink a little more with me?"

Maomao:......

what?

Still drinking?

But seeing Shijin's expectant face, Maomao didn't refuse after all.

then.

Soon, Shijin brought Maomao downstairs and bought a can of beer.

Then she tricked Maomao into getting him drunk.

After getting Maomao drunk, Shijin was still full of energy.

Hehe, it looks like today is a good day!

It’s better to beat up Tan Dudu!

She checked the time. It was two o'clock.

Isn’t this just perfect!

Shijin: "Maodan Maodan, quickly report the location of Tandudu!"

When Maodan heard that the host was going to take on a mission, he immediately became energetic!

"The heroine can't drink because her bones haven't grown yet...

"Huh? What's going on? Isn't she not allowed to drink?"

Shijin heard something strange in Maodan's tone.

So she quickly asked, "What does it mean?"

Hairy eggs:

“Nothing, just a few minor changes to the plot.

Originally, the heroine couldn't drink alcohol because her bones had not grown well.

But when she went to the bar just now, she accidentally saw your brother.

Then she couldn't help but walked up to him and started a conversation.

But because she was wearing a mask, your brother didn't recognize her.

So when she felt depressed, she ordered a bottle of foreign wine and started drinking it to keep herself quiet."

Assorted: ...

It was dark outside, and she was wearing a mask, who could recognize who she was? !

"What about my brother? What is he doing now? Has he left the bar?"

Hairy eggs:

“Let’s go, let’s go!

When Tan Dudu first started talking to you, your brother was about to leave!

Now Tan Dudu is the only one left in the bar!

But her body couldn't do anything else right now, so she didn't plan to stay in the bar for long.

She is storing wine right now and it looks like she will be leaving soon!"

Maodan became more and more excited as he spoke!

But for the sake of caution, Shijin asked one more question:

"She went home alone?"

Maodan nodded frantically: "Yeah!"

Upon hearing this, Shijin immediately waved his little fist fiercely!

Wonderful!

Isn’t this good!

Tan Dudu, ah Tan Dudu, don’t be lonely, don’t be alone!

I'll be here to accompany you right away!

Then, Shijin changed into her outfit with ease.

Then he hurried out.

Oh my~

Still a familiar place, still a familiar taste~

Because last time Tan Dudu was knocked unconscious by someone beside the flower bed.

Therefore she had sequelae.

From then on, I would walk around that flower bed whenever I saw it.

But does she think she is the only smart one?

Is it stupid to have assorted?

What? Does she think Shijin only stays in one place?

There are so many places she can squat!

So this time, Shijin changed the routine.

She hid behind a large electricity meter box.

Because she arrived earlier than Tan Dudu, and Tan Dudu was still on the way.

So she had to lie in ambush for a while longer.

At this moment, she suddenly remembered the Chinese Valentine's Day.

The game of five people played by Maomao and Jiang Shibai.

I seemed to have heard that Maomao fought a hero named Lanling King.

It seemed like he was also squatting in the grass at that time.

The opponent's mage and shooter were caught by surprise.

Isn't she the real-life version of Lanling King squatting on the grass?

Hey!

But the difference is that Lanling King used a knife.

And in her hand was a thick big branch!

Soon Tan Dudu came back.

Maybe it’s because I haven’t drunk alcohol for a long time.

It's obvious that the alcohol-degrading enzyme in Tan Dudu's body is offline tonight.

As soon as she got out of the taxi, she couldn't help the churning in her stomach.

Find a place to vomit quickly.

However, the shadow in her heart still made her avoid the flower bed.

She chose a tall, square electric meter box standing on the grass.

While leaning on the electric meter box, he bent over and began to vomit.

Assorted how kind.

How can you take someone's life when he is sick?

Let her vomit for a while first.

A few minutes later.

Tan Dudu finally finished vomiting.

But when she turned around dizzily, she suddenly saw a tall figure!

I saw a thin figure, wearing a black shirt and black pants.

He wore a black baseball cap, a black mask, and large black sunglasses.

As for the rest…

She couldn't see anything clearly.

Because there is no time.

Tan Dudu only had time to take a look at the figure behind him.

The next second, he was hit on the head by Shijin and knocked unconscious!

After knocking, Shijin looked disgusted.

Great!

I forgot to calculate the position when I knocked him just now!

This is great!

Tan Dudu was knocked unconscious directly onto the pool of vomit she had just vomited!

Assorted: Ugh...so disgusting...

But in the spirit of professionalism.

Shijin still suppressed his nausea and dragged the man to a hidden flower bed nearby.

Then he once again gave Tan Dudu's face some cordial comfort!

There is no variety in other places.

Because there was a lot of vomit on Tan Dudu's body, it looked very disgusting.

Shijin doesn't want to get gastric juice all over himself.

vomit.

After the mission was accomplished, Shijin successfully slipped back to the apartment again.

really.

As soon as she entered the apartment, she saw that the cat was still the same as when she left.

She was still in the same position, lying on the sofa without moving.

On the way back just now, Shijin dealt with his crime equipment as usual.

After returning home, I washed the clothes immediately.

Although she didn't get any filth on Tan Dudu's body when she beat him just now.

But unfortunately, Tan Dudu itself is a filthy thing, so Shijin still feels disgusted.

So after washing the clothes, Shijin decided to give himself a fragrant bath.

I took a shower yesterday morning before leaving for work.

Took a shower before going to the bar in the evening.

After returning from the bar, I took a shower to get rid of the smell of cigarettes.

Now that she had gone out to beat someone up, she took another bath.

After taking a shower, Shijin wiped his body with a towel while secretly complaining in his heart:

This guy did nothing all day and just took a bath and played!