The beginning of the silly uncle, the true love is full of the courtyard

Although He Pingan did not specifically publicize the news of his wife's pregnancy, the news still flew into the ears of some people like wings. Hu Desheng, Qian Anbang, Chu Jianjun from the Public Security Bureau, He Pingan's own subordinates, Li Huaide from the steel mill and others all congratulated him. The endless congratulations in recent days made He Pingan sigh: They are all caring people!

Of course, in addition to his own blood relatives, there are also his father-in-law and mother-in-law. Who knows how much sincerity is in the blessings of other people. He Pingan didn't want to know about this, and he was not in the mood to know. Because, at this time, he was busy writing a "diary", yes, writing a "diary". Of course, He Pingan's "diary" is different from others, it can be called a "blood and tears history"!

The following uses the first person

On July 1956, 7, the weather turned from sunny to cloudy, with winds blowing from southeast to northwest.

Today is the second day after my wife found out she was pregnant. I should have been working normally, but she insisted that I take a leave. Well... it's her first pregnancy, so I want my family to be with her. I think it's understandable and even comforting. After all, being able to be relied upon by my wife proves that I am still a qualified husband!

But I didn't seem to understand my wife's intention. My wife asked me to take a leave, just to accompany her to her parents' home to "show off". After more than two years of marriage, I have never seen Yang Yiyi so "pretentious". When I first met Yang Yiyi, she was indeed proud, but that kind of pride was naturally revealed!

But Yang Yiyi's pride today was actually performed. She walked like a hen that had won a battle. No, that's not polite. Hmm... how should I describe it? It was the same as when Yang Jianshu first met me. The only difference was that I could loosen up the guy's muscles at that time, but now I can only bend over and hold my wife's hand, moving at a snail's pace.

Eh, something is wrong! I seem to have written myself as a eunuch. Well, this paragraph should be deleted, it damages my glorious image. As a good man, how can I beat my woman? If I want to beat her, I should beat her in bed. Unfortunately, I can't do that in bed now. It seems that I have really become a "eunuch". Alas! This is the result of a hero's weakness.

When I escorted the "Lao Foye" into the house, my father-in-law and mother-in-law were also shocked by my daughter-in-law's pretentious appearance! The two looked at each other, and then looked at me at the same time. It seemed that they were questioning me, how could their precious daughter become like this? Are you kidding? I'm afraid of this: I immediately told the news of Yang Yiyi's pregnancy to the two elders. Yang Yiyi turned around and nodded slightly to me. I saw admiration in her eyes.

My wife is satisfied, of course I am happy, but how come I am so familiar with her set of movements! I remember that I often do this to my subordinates. This is "reversing the heavenly power", but when I see my wife's jade hand gently caressing her lower abdomen, I want to say something, but I hold it back. Unfortunately, I still want to ask her for "copyright fees"!

As the daughter-in-law of a police officer, Comrade Yang Yiyi has obviously learned the shining point of me: fairness! Not only to me, but also to her own parents. Hey! You must admit, my daughter-in-law is really gifted in learning. Whether it is movements, eyes or facial expressions, they are all very lifelike. The effect is very obvious: the faces of my father-in-law and mother-in-law turned from red to black!

Since my wife is here, it is impossible for this to end so hastily! This whirlwind centered on "Old Buddha Yang" successfully affected everyone present. Especially Yang Jianshu, who had been running around all day and was being swiped away. Today can be summarized in one sentence: I lost face, and the Yang family was in chaos.

In the evening, as the sun was setting, I sincerely asked my father-in-law and mother-in-law to stay with me for a few days. However, they refused sternly, especially my mother-in-law, who even forgot the promise she made before. She was still an old revolutionary, but this was it?

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October 1956, 10, cloudy weather with heavy rain, Title: Fresh Fish Soup, Alias: Another Day I Want to Die

October 1st is the National Day. As a police officer, I was naturally very busy. My wife felt sorry for me and made me her specialty "Yang Shi Fish Soup". I wanted to refuse, but looking at my wife's already visibly pregnant belly and her "expecting" eyes, I knew that I was doomed.

I feel sorry for Yu Shui who volunteered to stay and accompany her aunt. If I had known earlier, I should have let her go outside to watch the military parade with the rest of the family. Alas! My poor niece, at such a young age, has to bear a burden that life cannot bear. It is really hard for her!

The fish soup my wife made this time was much better than before. At least, the fish in the soup no longer dared to swim around blatantly. Only the occasional wriggling of the fish lips proved its tenacious vitality. What else can I do now? I resigned myself to my fate and snatched a few bites from the fish that was still drinking the soup, and swallowed it directly, suppressing my inner discomfort.

I thought I would just take a few bites and forget it. But my wife hinted at me affectionately: "Do you know why the fish soup is salty? It's because of my tears!"

The honest child He Yushui certainly didn't understand the adults' hints. He bluntly refuted that the fish soup was bitter. It's said that my wife can be a reporter. She can write articles. He rolled his eyes at the ignorant He Yushui, then looked at me and said with a sad face, "These are my bitter tears."

You want me to compromise with just a threat? What a joke. I'm not afraid at all. Yang Yiyi, you forced me to do this. Activate the space. Damn it. I didn't suffer this kind of punishment during the war. I'm not a Japanese devil. I don't like to eat raw fish... slices!

In the past, it was said on the Internet that West Lake Vinegar Fish: vinegar is vinegar, fish is fish. The authentic West Lake Vinegar Fish is like drinking a mouthful of vinegar, then jumping into the water and taking a bite of fish. I don't know if it's true or not, but my wife's "Yang Shi Fish Soup" is really drinking a mouthful of soup, then taking a bite of fish. Of course, sometimes you can't bite it because the fish will jump around.

After my hard work, the fish soup was finally finished! But I didn't drink much, mainly because the fish in the soup made a great contribution. The fish was a bit "stingy" and didn't like others touching its soup. It jumped around to express its opposition and directly overturned the bowl!

End of Diary

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The fish soup on October 1st, especially the scene where the fish in the soup jumped up at the end, scared He Yushui a lot. In the following days, whenever he saw Yang Yiyi enter the kitchen, he would find an excuse to run away. He even dared not to set foot in He Ping'an's cross-yard easily, and even gave up the swing for this reason.

Yang Yiyi, who was immersed in making "delicious food", saw this and "scolded" her for being heartless. Later, He Yushui was forced to run for help and called Yang's father and mother. After seeing the food made by Yang Yiyi, Yang's father and mother "fully affirmed" their daughter's cooking skills. Then they retreated directly tactically without eating a single bite of the food, but they still had a conscience and took He Yushui away.