The beginning of the silly uncle, the true love is full of the courtyard
Chapter 198 He Pingan
"General Boris, I have an unwelcome request. Our country is still very poor, otherwise we wouldn't have to pay debts with goods. Could you please give me the food first, and then pay me with the goods you need?" Seeing that Boris agreed to trade, He Pingan struck while the iron was hot.
"Little guy, after I became a general, few people dared to play such a joke on me. If I remember correctly, there is an old saying in China, 'getting something for nothing', which refers to people like you!" Hearing He Ping'an's request, Boris, who was originally smiling, suddenly turned black-faced, and his powerful aura hit He Ping'an, saying gloomily
"General, the worst thing for a soldier is impatience! I love drinking, and I can drink quite well! Every time I drink, there are people who compare me to Big Brother, and my ears are so tired of hearing them. Today, I finally ran into him, I wonder if General Boris can let me see how much Big Brother can drink!"
"Today, all these people in your yard, including the soldiers patrolling outside, count as one. If you can get me drunk, I will give you your goods at cost price in the future. Otherwise, you can also allow me to pay off the debt with goods! How about it, you are getting a great bargain!" Boris's momentum had no effect on He Pingan. He imitated Xu Damao's appearance and raised his eyebrows.
"Director He, are you considering it?" As an intelligence officer in that department, although Old Xu's position was not high, he was naturally feared. Therefore, although He Ping'an's rank was higher than his, Old Xu did not take it to heart at first and always treated He Ping'an as an equal.
This also led to Lao Xu always subconsciously ignoring the identities of the two in the Outer Mongolia operations and frequently interfering with He Ping'an's decisions. It was not until He Ping'an reached a trade agreement with Outer Mongolia in private that his colleagues in Beijing secretly told him that He Ping'an was not only not criticized, but even supported by the inner circle of the Red Wall. Only then did Lao Xu realize how far he was from He Ping'an.
Old Xu, who had come to his senses, did not do anything extra during this trip to the Far East, except executing He Ping'an's orders and protecting his safety. Even when He Ping'an proposed to trade with Big Brother using American imperialist goods, Old Xu remained silent and acted as a qualified spectator.
But now He Pingan actually wants to compete in drinking, and the bet is so big. Old Xu knows the alcohol tolerance of the big brother. At the beginning, there were not three or five people on his side, and it was impossible to accompany a big brother. Out of professional habit, Old Xu paid attention to the people around him when he entered the door just now.
According to a rough estimate, there must be at least 20 people in Boris's house. Old Xu knew that He Pingan was a good drinker and had never met a rival in drinking. But when he was drinking with more than 20 big brothers, Old Xu, who had been pretending to be deaf and dumb all the way, had to speak up to persuade them!
"Don't worry, Old Xu. You just have to watch for a while! Today, I will let Big Brother see what a real Dionysus is. Otherwise, they will hold a bottle of vodka all day and forget their place! General Boris, get ready. I can't wait any longer!"
He Ping'an waved his hand to stop Lao Xu's dissuasion and looked at Boris with as exaggerated an expression as possible.
"Little comrade, this is called provocation in your place, right? Since you want to give me money, I will accept it with reluctance. But I can't be too stingy, so: as long as you can get all our comrades drunk, I will give you these food for free!"
This is not because Boris is generous, but because He Ping'an's bet is too fantastic. In Boris's view, this is simply suicide. For a moment, he even suspected that He Pingan was a comrade who had infiltrated China.
Looking at the eager eyes of the young men, it was obvious that Boris knew about his bet. However, He Pingan, who was carrying the space, was not afraid of it. He directly picked up a bottle of vodka, drank it all, and then gestured with his little finger, provocatively
"Many people say that you are good at drinking, but I always think that's a joke. If you are considered good at drinking, then what am I? Today I want to tell you that you are good at bragging, but you are not good at drinking!"
Looking at He Ping'an's gestures and his disdainful eyes, even those who don't understand Chinese know that the Chinese in front of them are looking down on them. They are all young men in their twenties, how can they be stimulated by this, especially when they are proud of their drinking capacity.
At one time, many people came forward to compete with He Pingan in drinking, and some even imitated He Pingan. They also wanted to drink it all in one gulp, but the result was... Facing the continuous bombardment of a group of people, He Pingan accepted all the drinks and drank until the glass was dry. Sometimes when people came slowly, he would even blow a bottle and gesture with his little finger to continue the provocation.
This gave the worried Old Xu a little confidence. Boris nodded to He Pingan in his heart, but he still thought it was an impossible task for He Pingan to challenge more than 20 young men on his side by himself.
Turning his thoughts to the interior of the space, He Pingan secretly thanked himself for having prepared a lot of wine utensils before coming to the Far East. Otherwise, all the vodka today would have been wasted. Looking at the wine jars that were constantly being filled, He Pingan's thoughts began to diverge:
Last time I gave it to the "good neighbors" in the courtyard, who should I give it to this time? I can't give it back to them, right? It would be a pity to give such good wine to them. Besides, I have no reason to do so!
If I can't get to Hong Kong and Kowloon, I can find some empty bottles to repackage and sell to those international friends to make some extra money? Vodka is too strong, I'm afraid they won't be used to it. Who cares? If it doesn't work, I can repackage it and sell it to Boris, which is considered to be returning the property to its original owner.
This competition lasted from morning to noon. Of the team of more than 20 people, only a few were still able to hold on, and they were also shaky and exhausted. On the other hand, He Ping'an was still calm and composed.
At this time, the mood of both parties watching the game changed drastically. Old Xu, needless to say, was beaming with joy. As for Boris, he looked at He Ping'an as if he were a monster. In his more than fifty years of life experience, Boris had seen people who could drink, but this was the first time he had seen someone like He Ping'an.
Suddenly, He Pingan, who had been calm, frowned. Old Xu was frightened, but Boris seemed to see an opportunity and hurriedly said:
"Comrade He Ping'an, I admit that you can drink a lot. However, it is not easy to challenge so many of us. In my opinion, you should drink within your ability and don't get yourself drunk. You have won my respect, so I can treat our bet as a joke, how about it?"
"General Boris, everyone says that the big brother from the north is generous. But after meeting him today, I can only say that meeting him in person is not as good as hearing about him! There are so many people here, is there no one who can drink?" The reason why He Ping'an frowned was that the wine jar in the space was already full. Looking at the vodka spilled on the ground, the frugal He Ping'an felt distressed.
"Okay, He Ping'an, you win! I'll give you the food for free! But it's only this batch, you still have to pay for the future ones!" Boris looked at He Ping'an who drank another bottle of vodka and had no choice but to admit defeat.
"The general is very generous!" He Ping'an, who had benefited from the favor, gave his praise generously.
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