Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu followed Liu Haizhong into the backyard and saw Xu Damao killing fish. He grinned and said jokingly:

"Brother Damao, you are so kind to me. You knew I was coming and took the initiative to kill fish for me."

Xu Damao glanced at him with contempt, "Only a bastard would be your brother. Besides, I killed the fish to reward myself, not a fool like you."

Liu Haizhong shouted angrily: "Xu Damao, how could you talk to Director He like that? Apologize immediately!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Second uncle, don't argue with that fool. With his stingy look, he won't be able to eat four dishes in his life. It's beneath our dignity to argue with you!"

"Four dishes?" Liu Haizhong looked puzzled.

He Yuzhu smiled and explained: "The four dishes are: wedding banquet dishes, full moon dishes, funeral banquet dishes and tribute dishes."

Liu Haizhong asked, "I can understand wedding banquet dishes, full moon banquet dishes, and funeral banquet dishes, but what does this tribute dish mean?"

He Yuzhu smiled and explained: "Tribute dishes refer to dishes that are offered as sacrifices to the graves of deceased people during Qingming Festival, Zhongyuan Festival and other days!"

Liu Haizhong smiled suddenly, "Zhu Zi, you are becoming more and more cultured now, you don't even use dirty words when you curse people."

"Wedding banquet dishes, full moon banquet dishes, funeral banquet dishes, and tribute dishes, these four dishes run through a person's life. To insult someone for not being able to eat these four dishes in his life is to insult that person for not having children, not having a partner, not having anyone to care about him, and being lonely all his life..."

Xu Damao sneered, "Silly Zhu, you still have the nerve to scold me for not being able to eat four dishes. I have already eaten at least one dish from the wedding banquet, but you haven't eaten any of them yet!"

He Yuzhu was not annoyed at all, and said with a smile: "Big fool, I am now the deputy director of the cafeteria. With my current status, are you still afraid of not being able to find a wife?"

"But you are different. You have been married for several years, but you still can't have children. This means that you are destined to have no children or grandchildren. No one will take care of you in your old age, and you won't even have four dishes to eat in your lifetime!"

"Silly, you farted..."

Xu Damao approached He Yuzhu quickly with a fish-killing knife in his hand, looking as if he was going to kill He Yuzhu with one blow.

He Yuzhu was not afraid of danger and shouted, "Xu Damao, what do you want to do? Do you want to kill someone with a knife?"

He Yuzhu's loud roar attracted Lou Xiao'e who was in the house.

Seeing Lou Xiao'e, Liu Haizhong hurriedly said, "Lou Xiao'e, please persuade your Xu Damao. Even if he can't eat four dishes in his life, there's no need to chop people with a knife, right?"

"Yi Zhonghai has never been able to eat four dishes in his entire life, and he is not as excited as Damao!"

Lou Xiao'e frowned and said, "Second Uncle, what are you talking about? My family is having more than four dishes tonight!"

Xu Damao yelled at Lou Xiao'e, "Idiot, the four dishes they are talking about are wedding dishes, full moon dishes, funeral dishes, and tribute dishes. They are scolding us for not being able to have children..."

Lou Xiao'e was furious when she heard this, "Shazhu, you bastard, how can you insult others?"

He Yuzhu touched his nose awkwardly. He originally just wanted to say a few insults to Xu Damao, but he didn't expect to insult Lou Xiao'e as well.

After being ridiculed by himself, Xu Damao was very angry and he might even fight with Lou Xiaoe when he got home.

Because Xu Damao believed from the beginning that their inability to have children was due to Lou Xiao'e's problem, and the reason why he was ridiculed was all Lou Xiao'e's fault.

He Yuzhu was actually quite happy to see Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e fighting. The harder they fought, the faster their relationship would break down and their divorce would not be far away.

Having lived two lives, He Yuzhu knew clearly that Xu Damao was not only a complete villain, but also an azoospermia patient, destined to be childless for life.

If Lou Xiao'e follows him, she will only be a burden. The sooner she leaves, the sooner she will be free.

Lou Xiao'e was the first woman in his previous life, and she gave birth to his only son. She was the only person he owed in his previous life, so he decided to help Lou Xiao'e and let her escape from suffering as soon as possible.

It’s just that his methods of helping people are a bit extreme - destroying the relationship between the couple and making them divorce as soon as possible.

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "How could I insult you? Isn't what I said the truth?"

"How long have you two been married? You still don't have a child. It's been so long that a stone placed in the quilt can produce a chick, but why can't you produce an egg?"

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, tears started falling from her eyes like beads from a broken string.

"Shazhu, you bastard, you will die a miserable death!"

Seeing Lou Xiao'e's tearful face, He Yuzhu's eyes flashed with pity, and he secretly said:

"Ezi, don't blame me, I'm doing this for your own good. A short pain is worse than a long one..."

Xu Damao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he said angrily: "Lou Xiao'e, come home with me, isn't it embarrassing enough?"

Lou Xiao'e's eyes were red, and she said hysterically, "What kind of shame am I? Is it my sole responsibility that I can't have a child?"

Xu Damao didn't want to dwell on this issue any further and dragged Lou Xiao'e home by force.

Lou Xiao'e couldn't stop crying and stared at He Yuzhu with resentment in her eyes. Then she was pulled back to the room by Xu Damao with an unwilling look on her face.

Back in the room, Lou Xiao'e glared at Xu Damao, "Xu Damao, what do you mean? Seeing your wife being bullied, not only did you not help, but you became a coward instead."

"I was so blind that I married a loser like you!"

Xu Damao said with a gloomy face: "How can you ask me to help you? Isn't what that bastard Shazhu said true?"

Lou Xiao'e sneered, "From what you said, it seems that my inability to have a child is all my fault?"

Xu Damao said without hesitation: "If it's not your problem, then is it my problem?"

Lou Xiao'e laughed in anger, "So it can't be your problem?"

Xu Damao said confidently: "Throughout history, if a family cannot give birth to a child, it is not the woman's fault. It is like a hen that cannot lay eggs. What does it have to do with the rooster?"

Lou Xiao'e said with disdain, "Xu Damao, what you said only proves that you are uneducated. Medically, it has long been confirmed that the inability to have children is not only a problem for the woman, but also a problem for the man."

"We'll go to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow. If it's my problem, I'll take it no matter how you scold me..."

Xu Damao interrupted impatiently: "What can be checked? It must be your problem!"

"We'll know whose problem it is if we check it out!"

"I won't go to check such an embarrassing thing, and you are not allowed to go either!"

"You don't dare to check, are you guilty?"

"Why should I feel guilty? Didn't we go to see a doctor before?"

"I don't believe what that barefoot doctor said!"

"What barefoot doctor? He is a well-known miracle doctor!"

"If he is a miracle doctor, how come I haven't gotten pregnant yet after drinking so many of his Chinese medicines?"

"Maybe it's not fate yet?"

"Will you die if you accompany me to a big hospital for a checkup?"

"You think it's embarrassing, but I think it's embarrassing too. I won't go even if you kill me!"