Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

When Jia Zhang came back from sweeping the streets, she saw the first and second aunts fighting, and said excitedly, "Hurry up and fight, why don't you fight?"

Aunt Sun rolled her eyes. "Didn't you see that the two of them were in a stalemate? One of them grabbed the other's hair, and the other grabbed the other's breasts. They both wanted the other to let go first, but neither of them wanted to let go first..."

"Hey, this is easy, watch me..."

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, she turned around and grabbed the first aunt's breast. The first aunt was frightened and let go of the second aunt's breast.

The second auntie got out of trouble, and then she let go of the first auntie's hair, and then kicked the first auntie to the ground.

I'll take your life while you're sick. The second aunt quickly stepped forward, sat on the first aunt's body, raised her sandbag-sized fist and hit the first aunt in the face.

The first aunt felt pain and bit the second aunt's left hand. The second aunt endured the pain and continued to hit the first aunt's face with her right hand. The first aunt felt pain on her face and let go of her mouth.

The second auntie freed herself with her left hand and used both hands to attack the first auntie. The first auntie was pinned down and could only resist passively, thus being at a disadvantage.

The first aunt knew that passive defense was not a solution, so she decided to turn defense into offense. She thrust her waist forward and knocked the second aunt to the ground, then rode on her, instantly switching the offense and defense positions.

Slapping, pulling hair, tearing clothes, pinching body, biting, scratching, kicking, the two aunties were proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and they beat the man so hard that the sky was dark and the sun and moon were invisible.

Jia Zhang and others watched with great interest and applauded.

As the saying goes, a young and strong man is better at fighting. After all, the old lady was older. After a few rounds, she ran out of energy and gradually fell into a disadvantage.

The first aunt was quick-witted and immediately thought of finding help, and immediately chose Jia Zhang as the helper, because Jia Zhang often fought with the second aunt, and the two of them had a grudge against each other, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

The auntie yelled, "Jia Zhang, come and help quickly, don't forget how my old Yi usually helps your family!"

Jia Zhang pursed her lips and said, "It's no use meddling in other people's business. I didn't actively ask him to help me. I won't get involved in your fight."

When the aunt heard this, she was so angry that she almost died. Her eyes rolled around and she instantly came up with an idea.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, have you forgotten how Wang Shufen beat you last time? She often says that you are a disaster star. You will kill your husband when you are young, your son when you are middle-aged, and your grandson when you are old..."

When Jia Zhang heard this, her face turned dark. She threw down the broom and was about to go forward and beat the second aunt.

Seeing this, the second aunt's face changed drastically and she threatened: "Jia Zhang, you dare..."

It would have been better if the second aunt hadn't said this. As soon as she said this, Jia Zhang said arrogantly: "There is nothing in this world that I, Jia Zhang, dare not do."

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, she raised her leg and kicked the second aunt off the first aunt, and then continued to kick the second aunt on the ground.

The first lady broke free, stood up quickly, and then kicked the second lady on the ground.

Two fists are no match for four hands. The second aunt could only defend passively, holding her head with both hands, curling up into a ball, allowing the punches and kicks to rain down on her.

"Oh, you two shameless bitches, you two are bullying me alone!"

"Li Guifang, Jia Zhang, you two whores, my old Liu will never let you go when he comes back."

"Wang Shufen, you bitch, you still dare to be so arrogant, I will beat you to death!"

"What the hell is Liu Haizhong? He's just a piece of trash that will always be suppressed by my old Yi. I would be afraid of him."

"stop!"

A sudden loud shout shocked everyone in the yard.

When everyone turned around, they saw four police officers with stern faces and three aunties with smiles on their faces.

There are four police officers, one middle-aged man and three young people. The oldest police officer should be the team leader.

It turned out that when the third aunt saw the first and second aunts fighting, she instantly had other thoughts. Her family's Old Yan was now surrounded by public opinion. If there was nothing else to divert everyone's attention, her family's Old Yan would definitely be scolded to death by people in the compound.

Isn't it a good opportunity to divert everyone's attention if Aunt One and Aunt Two were taken to the police station for fighting?

Thinking of this, the third aunt ran to the nearby police station to report the case while everyone was watching the first and second aunts fighting.

When she left, she only saw the first aunt and the second aunt fighting. When she came back, she saw the first aunt and Jia Zhang beating up the second aunt.

Not only was she not disappointed, but the smile on her face became even wider because the effect was better this way.

When Auntie and Jia Zhang saw the police, their faces turned pale instantly and their bodies trembled involuntarily.

The old lady stammered, "Comrade Public Security, this is not my fault, it's all because of Wang Shufen's stinky mouth..."

Jia Zhang hurriedly agreed, "Yes... yes, Wang Shufen called me a disaster star. My husband will die when I am young, my son will die when I am middle-aged, and my grandson will die when I am old..."

The four police officers ignored Auntie One and Jia Zhang, and came to Auntie Two, asking in a gentle voice, "Comrade, are you okay?"

The second aunt was also a smart person. She immediately started to play the victim, her face full of pain, and she said weakly:

"Please send me to the hospital, comrade. I'm in pain all over and having trouble breathing. I feel like I'm dying..."

The older police officer's face changed drastically when he heard this. "Xiao Zhang, Xiao Wang, go find a truck nearby and take this old man to the hospital."

"it is good!"

The two police officers named left quickly.

The aunt's pupils shrank rapidly. "Comrade, don't be fooled by Wang Shufen. She must be pretending. There is no need to go to the hospital..."

"Police comrade, Wang Shufen loves to lie. You must not be fooled by her. We just kicked her a few times. How could it be so serious that she needs to be sent to the hospital..."

Jia Zhang's face was full of anxiety. She knew that once Wang Shufen went to the hospital, she would have to pay compensation. Asking her to pay compensation would be like asking for her life, so she must stop Wang Shufen from going to the hospital.

The older policeman yelled, "Shut up! We saw it with our own eyes. You two kicked this comrade as hard as you could. Do you really think she's made of iron? No matter how much you kicked her, it didn't matter."

Jia Zhang couldn't help but shrink her neck and opened her mouth, but no words came out.

She was good at making unreasonable demands, but for a moment she couldn't find an excuse to refute.

Jia Zhang decided to go all out and simply fell to the ground, wailing in pain: "Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, public security comrades, please take me to the hospital quickly."

The older policeman's face turned pale and his eyes were cold. He felt extremely insulted.

Everyone looked at Jia Zhang's outrageous behavior with contempt. You were the one who hit others, but they didn't even touch the corner of your clothes. You are trying to kill yourself here. Do you think everyone is a fool?

At this time, two young police officers had already found a truck to pull the car.

"Xiao Zhang, Xiao Wang, you two take this comrade to the hospital first. After confirming his condition, one of you stay behind and the other one comes back to report!"

"Yes, Captain!"