Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu interrupted with a smile, "Stop spoiling the plot. If you spoil the plot again, it will be boring for me to watch!"

Ran Qiuye pursed his lips and said with a hint of unfulfilled desire: "Okay then!"

"Brother He, let me tell you an interesting story. Yan Bugui was sent by the principal to sweep the floor in the logistics department. I don't have to face this two-faced villain anymore."

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised and asked, "Didn't your principal keep Yan Bugui's teaching position? Why was he sent to sweep the floor again?"

Ran Qiuye smiled and said, "Today, parents of students in their class came to the school again and accused Yan Bugui of asking for favors from them. The principal was furious and wanted to fire Yan Bugui. It is said that Yan Bugui begged for more than two hours before he got this sweeping job."

He Yuzhu pretended to be angry and said, "This Yan Bugui is too shameless. He actually asked for benefits from students' parents. How can a teacher do this?"

Ran Qiuye said with disgust: "There are all kinds of birds in the forest. This is the first time I have met such a shameless teacher."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Qiuye, let's not talk about this shameless villain anymore. It's unlucky..."

"It's really unlucky to meet such a person. Brother He, let me tell you a good news. My father has already informed Senior Brother Du He, and Senior Brother Du He has agreed to let you go to night school." Ran Qiuye said cheerfully.

He Yuzhu was delighted when he heard this. "Really? That's great. When can I go to class?"

Ran Qiuye smiled and said, "Come with me to the night school to find Senior Brother Du to handle the formalities. You can go to the night school tomorrow..."

He Yuzhu smiled and said impatiently, "Qiuye, let's go find your Senior Brother Du right away. When we're done, I'll definitely treat you to a big meal."

Ran Qiuye said happily: "You said it, so you can't regret it when the time comes!"

He Yuzhu smiled brightly, "Don't worry, sister Qiuye, I, He, will stick to my words..."

Ran Qiuye scolded: "Who is your sister, you shameless..."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "You call me brother and I call you sister. Isn't that normal?"

Ran Qiuye frowned slightly, her eyes widened, "I said you are not allowed to call me sister!"

After Ran Qiuye finished speaking, she got on her bike and ran away shyly.

He Yuzhu laughed so hard that he rode his bicycle to catch up with him, singing as he went:

"Sister, sister, please don't leave."

"Sing a song to keep you here."

"The song contains my true feelings for you."

"There is your tenderness in the song."

"Don't leave, I won't leave."

"Have a baby and get a dog."

……

Ran Qiuye blushed as she listened to He Yuzhu's straightforward song. She almost fell off her bicycle without paying attention. Ran Qiuye stopped her bicycle and glared at He Yuzhu fiercely:

"Don't sing this kind of rogue song again, or I will ignore you!"

He Yuzhu quickly covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Qiuye, I won't sing anymore. You must not ignore me, otherwise I will be heartbroken!"

Ran Qiuye gave him a charming look and said coquettishly, "You annoying guy, you go in front this time!"

He Yuzhu touched the back of his head and said with a simple smile: "Okay, I'll go ahead and lead the way for you."

He Yuzhu pedaled hard and instantly passed Ran Qiuye. A moment later, Ran Qiuye caught up and walked side by side with He Yuzhu.

Ran Qiuye asked shyly: "Brother He, who did you learn that song from? It sounds quite cheerful!"

He Yuzhu paused for a moment, and said casually, "I didn't learn it from anyone. I just hummed a few lines when I was inspired..."

Ran Qiuye pouted and said, "It's just a few random hums, why do I not believe it?"

He Yuzhu said sincerely, "I really didn't lie to you. Think about where you have heard this song before."

Ran Qiuye was stunned for a moment, "I really haven't heard of it, but I don't quite believe that this is what you felt..."

He Yuzhu smiled calmly and said, "How can I not believe it? Didn't Lu You say that writing is a natural gift, and it is achieved by a skilled hand?"

Ran Qiuye teased, "Hey, you still know Lu You?"

He Yuzhu said proudly, "Who are you looking down on? I have read the Three Hundred Tang Poems and the Three Hundred Song Poems. Which poet or lyricist do I not know?"

Ran Qiuye's eyes lit up when he heard this, "From what you said, you can recite all 300 Tang poems and 300 Song poems?"

He Yuzhu said calmly, "About the same. I have a very good memory. I can remember a poem after reading it two or three times!"

"I do not believe!"

"believe it or not!"

Ran Qiuye said angrily: "Why are you like this? Can't you prove it to me?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "How do we prove it?"

Ran Qiuye showed a cunning look, "Then you can recite "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" again."

He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, "Qiuye, you are too cruel! The Song of Everlasting Sorrow is the longest poem in the Three Hundred Tang Poems, with a total of 120 sentences and 840 words."

Ran Qiuye joked: "Not bad, you know it in quite a lot of detail, but it's useless, you can't memorize it at all!"

He Yuzhu tilted his neck and said, "Who said I can't recite it?"

Ran Qiuye rolled her eyes, "Who can't brag?"

He Yuzhu said with a wicked smile: "Let's make a bet. If I can recite it, you will let me kiss you or you will kiss me first."

Hearing this, the blush on Ran Qiuye's face instantly spread to her ears, and she said fiercely: "He Yuzhu, if you continue to be so frivolous, I will ignore you forever!"

He Yuzhu looked at Ran Qiuye, whose face was flushed with rosy clouds, and was in an especially happy mood. He said with a smile: "Qiuye, don't be angry, I was just joking with you."

Ran Qiuye said angrily: "Don't joke with me like this in the future, or I will really ignore you."

He Yuzhu couldn't help laughing and said, "Don't worry, Sister Qiuye, I promise I won't play this kind of joke on you again in the future."

Ran Qiuye frowned, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he glared and said: "What are you laughing at? Hurry up and recite it!"

"Cough cough!"

He Yuzhu cleared his throat and began to recite in a rhythmic manner.

"The Emperor of Han was obsessed with beauty and wanted to overwhelm the country. Yu Yu couldn't get it for many years."

"There is a daughter in the Yang family who has just grown up. She was raised in a boudoir and no one knows her."

"It's hard to give up on natural beauty. Once you choose it, you will be on the side of the king."

"When you look back, you smile and you are full of beauty. The pink and white in the Sixth Palace are colorless."

……

He Yuzhu's magnetic voice made Ran Qiuye's eyes light up. As time went by, the surprise on Ran Qiuye's face became more and more intense.

She found that she had wronged He Yuzhu, who was not bragging and could really recite the entire poem "Song of Everlasting Sorrow".

That was "Song of Everlasting Sorrow". Not only could she not recite it, even her father couldn't recite it. There was no one around her who could recite the entire poem.

Ran Qiuye looked at He Yuzhu with increasingly confused eyes. She felt that He Yuzhu was a treasure. The more she interacted with him, the more surprises he could bring her.