Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu raised the corner of his mouth, a cunning gleam in his eyes, and he pedaled hard, the bicycle rushed out, and then Ran Qiuye's scream was heard.

Because He Yuzhu, the scoundrel, didn't choose the good roads and only rode on those bumpy places. The bike was bumpy and the little bun on Ran Qiuye's chest kept hitting He Yuzhu's back, making him very happy and distracted.

How could Ran Qiuye not know He Yuzhu's evil intentions? She angrily twisted the soft flesh on He Yuzhu's waist, causing He Yuzhu to grimace in pain.

"Qiuye, stop twisting it or I'll fall!"

Ran Qiuye's face flushed red, and she frowned and said angrily: "You deserve it, who told you to have such bad intentions!"

"Nonsense, I am kind-hearted and upright by nature, and I never have any bad intentions." He Yuzhu cried out in injustice.

Ran Qiuye snorted coldly, "You know whether you have any bad intentions or not. Don't forget that I ride a bicycle all year round."

He Yuzhu cursed inwardly, "What a bad idea!" and changed the subject, "Qiuye, hold on tight, I'm going to speed up."

Ran Qiuye chuckled and said, "Then go ahead and lift it. Let's see how fast you can ride!"

As soon as Ran Qiuye finished speaking, he heard the sound of wind whistling in his ears, and he suddenly felt like he was about to fly.

A moment later, the two arrived at the cinema.

Ran Qiuye said excitedly with satisfaction: "I finally experienced the feeling of speeding, it's so exciting, Brother He, how about you take me for a ride again?"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes. "You think riding a bike is easy? Even the donkeys at the village entrance can't be used like you do."

Ran Qiuye pursed his lips and said, "You are so stingy. I can see that your eyes are not red and your heart is not beating fast. You haven't even sweated a bit. Obviously, you are not tired."

He Yuzhu said speechlessly: "Just because I don't sweat doesn't mean I'm not tired. My legs are so weak now."

"Okay, let's watch a movie first. I'll have plenty of time to take you for a ride later."

Ran Qiuye smiled and said, "You said it, so you are not allowed to regret it, okay?"

He Yuzhu said firmly: "Don't worry, your brother He is a man of his word and will never go back on his word. Okay, you go buy the movie tickets and I'll buy the drinks."

Upon hearing this, Ran Qiuye jumped off his bicycle and went to queue up to buy tickets.

He Yuzhu parked and locked his bicycle, then went to the department store next to the cinema and bought two bottles of Beibingyang soda and some melon seeds and peanuts.

Beibingyang soda was one of the best-selling beverages in the country in that era. At its peak, its sales accounted for half of the country’s total. Later, it was acquired and controlled by PepsiCo, and the Beibingyang brand was shelved.

After the reform and opening up, countless national brands have been acquired and dismembered by foreign capital, such as China Toothpaste, Prince Milk, Little Nurse, Tianfu Cola, Xu Fuji, Be & Cheery, Yinlu Eight Treasure Porridge, Nanfu, Supor, Dabao, etc.

Even the famous Wahaha was almost acquired by the French Danone Group. If it were not for Mr. Zong's decisive decision and his fight to the end with Danone, the national brand Wahaha would have been shelved and become history.

Looking at the Beibingyang soda in his hand, He Yuzhu suddenly had an idea in his mind that in the near future, he must acquire Beibingyang soda before Pepsi-Cola.

After buying the movie tickets, Ran Qiuye looked around and found He Yuzhu staring blankly at two bottles of soda. She ran to He Yuzhu and said unhappily:

"Brother He, why are you in a daze? Come with me to the cinema, the movie is about to start!"

He Yuzhu woke up as if from a dream, pulled Ran Qiuye and ran towards the cinema. Ran Qiuye struggled desperately but failed to break free.

There were a lot of people watching movies on Sunday. When He Yuzhu went in, he found that the screening room was basically full.

He Yuzhu found his position, and Ran Qiuye whispered, "Brother He, can you let go of my hand now?"

He Yuzhu turned around and saw Ran Qiuye's face full of shyness. Then he realized that he had grabbed the other's hand without knowing when.

He Yuzhu quickly let go, touched his nose awkwardly, and said with a wry smile: "Qiuye, I'm sorry, I also know how I ended up holding your hand!"

Ran Qiuye rolled her eyes at him and muttered, "What a reckless bastard!"

He Yuzhu touched the back of his head and said with a silly smile: "Qiuye, drink soda!"

He Yuzhu said as he handed the Arctic Ocean soda to Ran Qiuye. Ran Qiuye chuckled and took the Arctic Ocean.

Ran Qiuye frowned and said: "I can't open the bottle cap!"

"It's easy!"

He Yuzhu took the Arctic Ocean, put the bottle cap against his teeth, applied a little force, and with a slight sound, the soda opened.

"Thank you!"

"What's there to thank me for? I also bought some melon seeds and peanuts. If you want to eat, just take them out of my pocket."

Ran Qiuye probably felt that taking food out of He Yuzhu's pocket was too ambiguous, so she blushed and said, "Brother He, give me some!"

He Yuzhu said carelessly: "Qiuye, you are so lazy. You want to eat it yourself, but you still want me to catch it for you personally."

Ran Qiuye glared and said, "Catch it or not, if you don't catch it, I won't eat it!"

He Yuzhu was speechless for a while, "Can't I just catch it?"

After saying that, He Yuzhu kept grabbing snacks for Ran Qiuye. Ran Qiuye accepted all of them and kept putting them into her pocket, staring at him with her big, Caroline eyes and smiling.

He Yuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "What are you looking at? I've already caught most of it for you, do you still want more?"

Ran Qiuye's eyes were cunning as she teased, "I just want to see how many snacks you can give me!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Qiuye, you are so cunning. I have given you so much, and your pockets are still not full?"

"The two top pockets are almost full, but I still have two bottom pockets."

"You're so greedy. I gave you so much, but you can't finish it anyway. Give me some back!"

"not return!"

"If you don't want to return it, then I'll take it out of your pocket after I finish eating."

"If you dare to take it, I will dare to molest you!"

"If you dare to yell molestation, I will say you are my wife."

"shameless!"

Ran Qiuye might be really afraid of He Yuzhu, this shameless guy, who called him his wife, so she returned some melon seeds and peanuts to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu teased, "Wife! No, Qiuye, what's the name of the movie?"

Ran Qiuye glanced at him and said unhappily, "Red Sun!"

He Yuzhu raised his eyes slightly. He had seen the movie "Red Sun" in his previous life. It was a war feature film produced by Shanghai Film Studio. It told the story of how our army eliminated the enemy's ace unit, the 74th Division, under conditions of great disparity in strength during the War of Liberation.

Ran Qiuye pouted and said, "Brother He, judging from your expression, it seems like you have already seen this movie."

He Yuzhu shook his head and said, "No, but I have heard of it. There is a projectionist in our hospital who told me about this movie and said it is very exciting."

Ran Qiuye smiled sweetly, "I also heard from my colleagues that this movie is very good. It tells the story of our army destroying the enemy's ace unit, the 74th Division."

He Yuzhu smiled calmly, "Then we must appreciate it carefully..."