Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

When He Yuzhu was about to go to bed, a bright light suddenly flashed in his mind, and He Yuzhu sat up with a somersault.

"Yes! In my previous life, I removed the wheels from Yan Bugui's bicycle. Although I failed to get revenge on him and got myself into trouble, this was still a good way to get revenge on him."

"As long as I don't act like an idiot in my previous life and sell the wheels to a repair shop, but just throw them directly into space, even if Yan Bugui dies, he won't be able to find out that it was him."

"Yan Bugui treasures his old bicycle so much that he would clean it eight times a day. He would also ride it to go fishing every Sunday, and then trade the fish he caught for sweet potatoes and other food."

"Now that Yan Laogou has been fined five months' salary, his life has become even more difficult. His broken bicycle has become even more important to him."

"As long as I can remove the two wheels of his bicycle without anyone noticing and throw them into space, it will be enough to make that old bastard feel distressed for a while."

It is better to act than to think. He Yuzhu took the tools and gently opened the door. He found it was pitch black outside. He listened attentively for a while and found that the courtyard was quiet and everyone should have gone to bed.

He Yuzhu tiptoed to the door of Yan Bugui's house, found his broken bicycle, quickly removed the two wheels, and threw them into the space.

When He Yuzhu was about to leave, he saw the bicycle frame on the ground out of the corner of his eye and suddenly cursed himself as "idiot".

"Why would I bother removing the wheels? Wouldn't it be better to just throw the whole bike into the space?"

"Two wheels are only worth a few dollars. Yan Bugui only needs to spend about ten yuan to buy two old wheels."

"And if I only stole two wheels, my revengeful intention would be too obvious. Yan Bugui would quickly suspect me. If I stole the whole bicycle, everyone would suspect an outsider..."

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu hurriedly threw the car frame into the space and then showed a bright smile.

"Old dog Yan, I told you not to plot against me, so just consider it as collecting some interest tonight!"

After expressing his feelings, He Yuzhu immediately returned the same way he came and jumped into bed to sleep.

The next day, He Yuzhu cooked porridge as usual and brought it to the deaf old lady first, then came back to have breakfast. Just when he was halfway through his breakfast, he heard Yan Lebugui's ghostly howling.

"Hurry up! Something terrible has happened. There's been a thief in the compound, and my bicycle is missing."

He Yuzhu chuckled when he heard this, and cursed in his heart: "Old dog Yan, this is what happens when you try to scheme against me. This is just the appetizer, there's more for you to suffer later!"

In order not to appear too abnormal, He Yuzhu came to the front yard with his bowl of rice. Suddenly, a foul smell of feces and urine hit him in the face, making him almost vomit out all the porridge he had drunk. He said angrily:

"Those who carry the chamber pots, take your chamber pots home quickly. Don't you know that someone is eating? Do you still have any sense of merit?"

Since there is only one public toilet in the entire compound, and it is outside the compound, every household has a chamber pot or urine bucket to collect excrement at night and take it to the toilet outside to empty it in the morning.

He Yuzhu's words elicited a burst of laughter.

Xu Damao said in a servile manner: "Silly Zhu, we saw that your plain rice porridge had no taste, so we specially added two seasonings for you. You should thank us."

He Yuzhu's eyes gradually turned cold, "Big fool, I think you are itching for trouble, and I need your grandfather to loosen up your muscles and bones."

After saying that, He Yuzhu walked towards Xu Damao. Seeing this, Xu Damao ran away, shouting, "Silly Zhu, a gentleman should talk, not fight!"

He Yuzhu said coldly: "To deal with a villain like you, you should use your hands instead of your mouth..."

Seeing that He Yuzhu and Xu Damao had diverted everyone's attention, Yan Bugui loudly asked, "Shazhu, did you steal my bicycle?"

"Snapped!"

He Yuzhu raised his hand and slapped him, saying in a deep voice: "First, my name is not Shazhu, my name is He Yuzhu."

"Second, I have a bicycle now and earn over a hundred dollars a month. Why would I be interested in your shabby bicycle that even dogs can't ride?"

"If you slander me again, I'll kill you, you bastard!"

When Yan Jiecheng saw his father being beaten, he came to He Yuzhu angrily, his eyes wide open and he said, "Silly Zhu, how could you hit someone?"

"Snapped!"

He Yuzhu said nothing and raised his hand to slap him again, "Yan Jiecheng, are you f*cking deaf? I just said, my name is not Shazhu, my name is He Yuzhu."

"Since everyone is here, I will reiterate in front of everyone that my name is He Yuzhu, not Shazhu. If anyone calls me Shazhu again, don't blame me for slapping him in the face."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but shrink their necks. The reputation of the Siheyuan God of War was well-known, and everyone dared to be angry but not to speak out.

He Yuzhu saw Yan Jiecheng looking at him with hatred, and said provocatively:

"What? You guys are not convinced. I can give you a chance. Come on with your whole family! I will fight your whole family alone."

Hearing this, Xu Damao hurriedly urged, "Yan Jiecheng, don't be scared. This is a rare opportunity. No matter how powerful He Yuzhu is, he is only one person. If you all come together, you will definitely be able to defeat him."

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, others started to make a noise.

"Jie Cheng, who is right about Damao? Two fists can't beat four hands. He Yuzhu alone can never beat your whole family."

"Yan Jiecheng, this is a rare opportunity, don't hesitate, hurry up and kill He Yuzhu, we all support you!"

"Yes, we all support you. Don't be afraid. Beat him to death!"

Seeing his son eager to fight, Yan Bugui said angrily, "It's already this hour, and you still want to fight? The most important thing now is to find the bike and complete your blind date."

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows when he heard this. "I was just worried about how to take revenge on Yan Bugui. Isn't this opportunity coming to me?"

"It's such a satisfying thing to ruin Yan Jiecheng's blind date and make the Yan family anxious!"

"Didn't you always ruin my blind dates before? Then I'll let you have a taste of what it feels like to have your blind date ruined."

While He Yuzhu was daydreaming, Yan Bugui spoke again:

"He Yuzhu, stop quibbling. You must have stolen my bicycle. The gate is not even open yet, so it must be someone in the courtyard who committed the crime. You are the only one I have a grudge against in the compound. Who else could it be if not you?"

"He Yuzhu, take out my bicycle quickly, or don't blame me for calling the police..."

He Yuzhu was furious when he heard this. "Old dog Yan, did I give you any face? You have no evidence and you accuse me of being a car thief. If you don't give me an explanation today, I will kill you."

After he finished speaking, He Yuzhu grabbed the clothes on Yan Bugui's chest, exerted a little force, and lifted Yan Bugui into the air. No matter how Yan Bugui struggled, he could not get free.