Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu suddenly remembered that the system had also rewarded him with a Grandmaster Cooking Skill Book. He was about to cook, so he decided to use this Grandmaster Cooking Skill Book immediately.

He Yuzhu concentrated his mind and entered the space. He lightly tapped the Grandmaster Cooking Skills Book and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head. Some knowledge about cooking flooded into his mind like a movie scene.

He Yuzhu was shocked and instantly felt that his knife skills, heat control skills, flipping skills, adding ingredients skills, thickening and sauce making skills, etc. had made great progress.

He Yuzhu suddenly felt like he was a master chef who could make the most delicious dishes in the world.

He Yuzhu suppressed his excitement and went to the kitchen to kill the chicken, pluck its feathers, and gut it...

The set of movements is smooth and seamless, clean and neat without losing beauty.

A moment later, a refreshing fragrance wafted from He Yuzhu's kitchen.

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Xu Damao hummed a cheerful tune and walked leisurely across the middle courtyard and into the backyard with a step that showed he didn't care about anyone.

No. 95 Nanluoguxiang is a large courtyard with three entrances and three exits, divided into the front yard, the middle yard and the back yard.

The residents living in the backyard include Liu Haizhong, Xu Damao, a deaf old lady and others. The person in charge is the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

The central courtyard is home to residents including Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu, Qin Huairu, etc. The person in charge is an uncle named Yi Zhonghai.

The residents in the front yard include Yan Bugui, Li Debiao and others, and the person in charge is the third uncle Yan Bugui.

Xu Damao glanced at his own chicken coop and found that the door of the coop was wide open, but the hens inside were nowhere to be seen.

Xu Damao's expression froze, and he thought to himself, "Where is the chicken? Did Lou Xiao'e stew it? Doesn't this spendthrift woman know that this is a hen that lays eggs?"

"Lou Xiao'e, come out for a moment!" Xu Damao's voice contained a hint of anger.

"what happened?"

Lou Xiao'e walked out of the room and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

Xu Damao said with a straight face: "Who asked you to kill the chicken? Don't you know that this is a hen that lays eggs?"

"Kill the chicken? I didn't kill the chicken!" Lou Xiao'e was even more confused.

Xu Da frowned, "Why is the chicken in the cage gone?"

"I was so focused on watching the show today that I didn't notice our chickens!" A rare look of embarrassment appeared on Lou Xiao'e's face.

"What show are you watching?" Xu Damao said dissatisfiedly.

Lou Xiao'e said excitedly, "Da Mao, you don't know, the compound is very lively today. First, Sha Zhu slapped Jia Zhang in the face and scolded the first uncle, and then the second uncle's family and the Jia family had a big fight. It was more exciting than a movie..."

Xu Damao looked at Lou Xiao'e's endless chatter, his face full of black lines, and he interrupted her unable to bear it any longer:

"We are now discussing where our chickens have gone, not asking you to gossip about some bullshit Liu vs. Jia family..."

Lou Xiao'e stopped talking awkwardly and said nonchalantly, "It's just that the chicken ran away. Isn't it enough to just find it?"

Xu Damao roared, "What the hell are you looking for? Didn't you see that the wires on the doors of the other chicken coops are missing? The chickens must have been stolen!"

Lou Xiao'e hesitated and said, "Who is so bold as to steal our chickens?"

At this time, a strong fragrance spread to Xu Damao's nose.

Xu Damao sniffed it a few times and said with surprise, "This is the smell of chicken, and it came from Sha Zhu's house. Sha Zhu must have stolen our chicken."

"Silly Zhu, if I let you hit me, you're dead this time."

A ferocious smile appeared on Xu Damao's face, and he walked towards the He family with a heroic and imposing manner.

Seeing this, Lou Xiao'e followed.

At this time, He Yuzhu was cleaning the kitchen. Suddenly, there was a "bang" and the kitchen door fell to the ground, raising wisps of dust.

"Fuck you, big idiot!"

He Yuzhu, who was still in shock, saw that the culprit was Xu Damao. He immediately became furious and punched the other person in the chest.

He Yuzhu suddenly attacked and Xu Damao was caught off guard and was knocked out of the room in an instant. Fortunately, Lou Xiaoe dodged quickly, otherwise she would have been the scapegoat for Xu Damao.

Xu Damao fell to the ground, holding his chest in pain, and looked at He Yuzhu with bloodshot eyes.

"Silly Zhu, you dare to hit me!"

He Yuzhu sneered, "You big fool, you broke into a private house, I'll beat you to death, you deserve it..."

Lou Xiao'e hurriedly helped Xu Damao up and glared at He Yuzhu, "Silly Zhu, you are too barbaric. How can you commit violence just because of a disagreement?"

Looking at Lou Xiao'e's angry face, He Yuzhu felt a different emotion spreading in his heart.

Lou Xiao'e was the first woman in his past and present life, and she gave birth to a son for him. If He Yuzhu owed anyone in his previous life, that person must be Lou Xiao'e.

In her previous life, Lou Xiao'e brought her son back to find him, wanting to relive their old times with him.

However, because of Qin Huairu's tears and the moral blackmail of Yi Zhonghai and others, he not only rejected Lou Xiao'e, but also used Lou Xiao'e's money to seek benefits for the Jia family.

Isn't this just living off his wife and using her money to support his mistress?

Thinking of the absurd things in his previous life, He Yuzhu wished he could castrate himself.

Seeing He Yuzhu staring at her, Lou Xiao'e's eyebrows immediately raised, "Silly Zhu, what are you looking at? Speak, what gives you the right to hit my Xu Damao!"

Although Lou Xiao'e has fair skin and delicate features, she has a bowl-cut hairstyle and wears a flowery cotton jacket. She not only lacks the virtuousness that a lady from a noble family should have, but instead has an inexplicable sense of humor.

"Puchi!" He Yuzhu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Seeing that He Yuzhu not only did not apologize but laughed at her, Lou Xiao'e got angry and said, "Silly Zhu, you bastard..."

Liu Haizhong heard the noise and ran out, saying in a very conscientious manner, "Shazhu, Xu Damao, what are you two doing?"

He Yuzhu took the initiative and said, "Second uncle, Xu Damao broke into my house and robbed me. He even kicked down my door. Please help me call the police!"

Seeing that He Yuzhu was actually blaming him, Xu Damao was furious and said, "Silly Zhu, you are talking nonsense. It was obviously you who stole my chicken first!"

He Yuzhu's face turned pale and he said, "Silly man, watch your mouth. When did I steal your chicken? You are slandering me."

Xu Damao raised his head and asked, "Where did the chicken in your pot come from?"

He Yuzhu said coldly: "It's none of your business!"

"Silly man, don't try to change the subject. Let's talk about your breaking into a private house and robbing it first!"

"If you don't give me an explanation, I will call the police immediately!"

Xu Damao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. "Call the police if you want. I'm not afraid of a chicken thief like you!"

"You big fool, if you don't want the chance I gave you, then you can't blame me!"

After saying this, He Yuzhu raised his leg and walked towards the front yard.

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Shazhu, don't be impulsive. Matters within the hospital should be resolved within the hospital. There is no need to call the police!"

He Yuzhu said in a deep voice: "Second Master, it's not that I don't give you face, the key is that you, the big fool, don't have the attitude to solve the problem!"

Liu Haizhong said with a pleasant face: "Silly Zhu, wait a moment, I will try to persuade Xu Damao first."