Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"Hey hey...Hey hey..."

"One two one!"

When Jia Zhang was pulled into the air, Yan Jiecheng suddenly stumbled and instantly fell on Yi Zhonghai.

With the gravity of Jia Zhang below and the push of Yan Jiecheng behind, Yi Zhonghai fell into the manure pit in an instant.

"what…"

"Ouch!"

"Pfft..."

"Pfft..."

There were two loud bangs, and large amounts of feces and urine splashed up one after another.

"Fuck!"

"Grass mud horse!"

People who were close to the squat toilet had some feces and urine splashed on them, causing everyone to stamp their feet, wave their hands, and curse.

The most unlucky person was Xu Damao, as a piece of shit splashed into his mouth.

"vomit!"

Xu Damao suddenly vomited violently and almost vomited out his gallbladder.

"Ha ha!"

There was a deafening laugh at the scene, and when everyone saw the situation in the pit, their laughter got even louder.

Yan Jiecheng suddenly let go of his hand, causing Jia Zhang, who was in mid-air, to fall into the pit without any preparation. Several mouthfuls of feces and urine instantly filled her mouth, and her stomach immediately churned.

As soon as Jia Zhang raised her head above the water, Yi Zhonghai arrived in an instant. He not only knocked her dizzy, but also filled her stomach with a lot of feces and urine again.

Jia Zhang was almost unable to catch her breath, so she desperately pushed Yi Zhonghai away, exposed her head, and greedily breathed in the fresh air.

After a while, Jia Zhang's stomach churned and she began to vomit desperately.

Yi Zhonghai fell into the pit of feces and drank some feces and urine without paying attention. He was vomiting desperately at this time.

"Yi Zhonghai, you idiot, do you want to kill me?"

Jia Zhang was so angry that she picked up a handful of shit and hit Yi Zhonghai in the face.

Yi Zhonghai had been having bad luck recently and was full of anger. Now he fell into a cesspool while trying to save Jia Zhangshi. Not only was Jia Zhangshi ungrateful, she also threw feces at him.

The anger in his heart rushed straight to his head, and Yi Zhonghai instantly lost his mind. He grabbed the shit next to him and hit Jia Zhang with all his might.

Jia Zhang was not willing to be outdone, she grabbed the poop and fought back desperately.

The people on the shore were stunned and burst into laughter.

"Nimma, is this the legendary shit fight?"

"It's so exciting, Yi Zhonghai fights Jia Zhang in the cesspool..."

"These two are really talented. They don't feel disgusting at all. Ugh..."

In the cesspool, Yi Zhonghai became even more furious when he saw that Jia Zhang dared to fight back. He rushed forward and knocked Jia Zhang into the water again with one punch.

"Gulu..."

Jia Zhang drank a few mouthfuls of feces and urine again.

As soon as Jia Zhang stuck her head out, she was pushed back into the water by the furious Yi Zhonghai.

"Gulu..."

"Help!"

"Old Yi, what are you doing?"

Yi Zhonghai was originally preparing to continue pressing Jia Zhang's head, but he was awakened by Li Guifang's shouting, and his eyes instantly regained clarity.

"Cough cough..."

"vomit…"

"Yi Zhonghai, you old loser, how dare you hit me? I'm going to call the police to arrest you!"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Zhang with sharp eyes and said in a cold voice: "Call the police if you have the guts!"

Qin Huairu said anxiously, "Mother-in-law, uncle, stop arguing and find a way to get up here!"

Jia Zhang's eyes were red as she cursed, "Qin Huairu, you slut who can sleep with anyone, didn't you see Yi Zhonghai, that old loser, beating me?"

Qin Huairu's face darkened in an instant, and she said in a cold voice: "Jia Zhang, if you hadn't hit me with shit first, would I have hit you?"

"Ms. Jia Zhang, I'm warning you. If you keep on being so unreasonable, I will leave you alone and let you die stinking in the cesspool."

When Jia Zhang heard this, a hint of panic flashed across her eyes, and she stopped throwing a tantrum.

Yi Zhonghai wiped the dirt off his face and shouted angrily to the shore: "Yan Jiecheng, I have no grudge against you, why did you push me down?"

Yan Jiecheng said with a face full of grievance: "Uncle, even if you gave me two guts, I wouldn't dare to push you into the pit. I just slipped and accidentally pushed you into the pit."

Yan Jiecheng's words were so logical and reasonable that he had no choice but to believe them. Besides, he also didn't believe that Yan Jiecheng had the guts to deliberately push him into the pit.

Yi Zhonghai suppressed his anger and said earnestly, "Neighbors, please help me up."

Jia Zhang hurriedly said, "Neighbors, please help me first. I have been soaking in the pit for nearly half an hour, and my feet can hardly stand."

Xu Damao joked: "Jia Zhang, we dare not pull you. We are afraid of being dragged down by you. Yi Zhonghai is a lesson for us..."

He Yuzhu joked, "Jia Zhang, why did you grow so fat? If you were a little more careful, Yi Zhonghai could pull you out with one hand."

"Zhu Zi is right. I estimate that this fat woman weighs at least 180 kilograms."

"Definitely more than that, at least two hundred kilograms."

"Based on Jia Zhang's physique, she must be at least 250."

"Jia Zhang is 250 pounds, so Yi Zhonghai must be at least 300 pounds."

"Absolutely not. I guess Yi Zhonghai is not as important as Jia Zhang..."

"You are wrong. Yi Zhonghai is tall and strong, with broad shoulders and a big waist. He must be heavier than Jia Zhangshi."

"But Jia Zhang is wide. Jia Zhang is 1.5 meters tall, so her width should also be 1.5 meters."

"No, the height is 1.5 meters and the width is 1.5 meters. That is a cube, and Jia Zhang is clearly a circle."

Yi Zhonghai was almost furious when he heard the teasing from the crowd, but he had to suppress his anger and pleaded, "Lao Lu, please help me and pull me up."

Although Lu Tiezhu was not fond of Yi Zhonghai, he was, after all, an old neighbor living in the same compound. He could not just stand by and watch him die. Moreover, he was now the third uncle in the compound and had to set a good example.

Lu Tiezhu nodded and said, "Lao Yi, the dung scoop has fallen into the pit. Pick it up for me first."

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly looked for a dung scoop.

Not long after, Yi Zhonghai found the dung scoop and handed it to Lu Tiezhu. Lu Tiezhu frowned when he saw the dirt on the dung scoop.

He Yuzhu suddenly said, "Third Uncle, it's hard to use the dung scoop. It's better to find a rope, put it on Yi Zhonghai, and then have more people help..."

Lu Tiezhu's eyes lit up and he said happily, "Zhuzi, your idea is great. Who has a rope? Bring one over here."

Li Guifang said anxiously: "I have it at home, I'll go get it right away!"

He Yuzhu kindly reminded: "Auntie, it's better to use a thicker rope, the kind that can be used to tie up a pig."

He Yuzhu's words immediately caused a burst of laughter.

Li Guifang glared at He Yuzhu unhappily, then turned around and ran home.

A moment later, Li Guifang came to the toilet with a rope thicker than her thumb.

Seeing this, Xu Damao grinned and said, "This rope can indeed tie up a big fat pig. It should be able to pull up Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi."

Li Guifang said angrily: "He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, you two are just wicked!"