Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows and said with a straight face: "Qin Huairu, why are you still here? Go home and boil some hot water for your mother-in-law and give her a hot bath. You are really not a good daughter-in-law."

Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu glared at He Yuzhui fiercely, then turned and left.

He Yuzhu continued: "Qin Huairu, boil some more hot water, and prepare the bath water for the old man."

Qin Huairu clenched her fists, turned her head and said to Li Guifang, "Auntie, why don't we go home together to boil some water, it will be quicker this way."

Before Li Guifang could speak, He Yuzhu scolded her again: "Qin Huairu, why are you so ignorant? Auntie and Uncle have been together for so many years, and she loves Uncle to the core. How can she leave peacefully without seeing Uncle come ashore?"

Li Guifang's face flashed with shame, and she said shyly, "Huai Ru, thank you for your help."

Since Li Guifang said so, what else could Qin Huairu say? She turned around and walked out of the bathroom.

Seeing Jia Zhang lying on the ground like a dead dog, Lu Tiezhu frowned and said, "Jia Zhang, please go home quickly. If you block here, we can't pull Yi Zhonghai up."

Jia Zhang said with a weak breath, "I feel so weak, who can help me?"

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, everyone took a few steps back.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang cursed a few words angrily, staggered to her feet, and walked out while holding onto the wall.

"This Jia Zhang has a bulging belly. She must have eaten a lot of shit."

"With such a big belly, he must have eaten at least two kilograms of shit."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang started vomiting again.

Seeing Jia Zhang vomiting violently, He Yuzhu's stomach churned and he shouted, "Let's quickly pull Yi Zhonghai up and leave. This damn place is too disgusting."

Everyone nodded in agreement, wanting to pull Yi Zhonghai up as quickly as possible and leave.

Unfortunately, things went against one's wishes. When Yi Zhonghai was pulled into the air, the rope suddenly broke.

With a plop, Yi Zhonghai fell into the pit again, and some feces and urine went into his stomach again.

"Boom!"

"Ouch! My head!"

"It hurts so much, get the hell out of here."

As the rope suddenly broke, due to inertia, the people pulling on it fell back one after another. Xu Damao, who was standing at the end, was unlucky. His head hit the wall directly, and the pain made him see stars.

Xu Damao stood at the end, just wanting to be sneaky and pretend, but disaster struck, the rope suddenly broke, and everyone pressed towards him.

"Fuck you, I don't care anymore!"

Xu Damao covered his head and left in a rage.

Not only was Xu Damao angry, but Yi Zhonghai in the pit was even angrier, shouting at the top: "Li Guifang, what kind of rope are you holding?"

"You idiot, when you took the rope, didn't you check whether the knot was strong? Do you want to kill me?"

Liu Haizhong smiled and said, "Old Yi, this is your fault. The rope was fine when it was pulled by Jia Zhang, why did it break when it was pulled?"

"That's because you ate too much shit and it was too heavy. The rope couldn't bear the weight and broke."

"Ha ha!"

Liu Haizhong's words immediately caused a burst of laughter.

Yi Zhonghai's eyes were bloodshot, his fists were clenched, veins popped out on his forehead, and he wished he could cut Liu Haizhong into pieces.

Yi Zhonghai was afraid that Liu Haizhong would do something bad, so he didn't dare to get angry at him. He could only yell at Li Guifang: "What are you still doing here? Go find a stronger rope!"

Li Guifang suddenly realized what was going on and immediately ran out to find a rope.

Not long after, Li Guifang found a thicker rope, and with the concerted efforts of everyone, they finally pulled Yi Zhonghai up.

It is not known whether it was intentional or unintentional, but when Yi Zhonghai came ashore, he accidentally fell into Liu Haizhong's arms.

Liu Haizhong pushed Yi Zhonghai away as if he had been electrocuted. Looking at the feces and urine on his body that Yi Zhonghai had stained him with, he became furious and said:

"Yi Zhonghai, what the hell do you mean? I pulled you up here with good intentions, but you turned a blind eye and got me covered in shit."

Yi Zhonghai said apologetically, "Old Liu, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Liu Haizhong's teeth were chattering. He knew that the bastard did it on purpose, but he had no evidence.

Besides, he couldn't possibly fight with a shit guy right now, as that would only make him even more embarrassed.

Liu Haizhong had no choice but to swallow the loss and leave, but he remembered the grudge and would take revenge as soon as he got the chance.

Seeing that both people were rescued, everyone naturally left.

Although this incident has ended, the discussion about it is far from over.

In this age of entertainment scarcity, something as exciting and interesting as tonight's is enough for the old ladies in the hospital to talk about for a month.

When He Yuzhu came out of the deaf old lady's house and returned to the central courtyard, he saw a group of old women chatting animatedly.

He Yuzhu originally wanted to go home and rest directly, but Sun Jinfeng stopped him.

"Zhu Zi, don't go yet. Which moment do you think was the most exciting tonight?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I think the most exciting part is when Yan Jiecheng slipped. If Yan Jiecheng hadn't slipped, Yi Zhonghai wouldn't have fallen into the cesspool, and there wouldn't have been any of the things that happened later."

Sun Jinfeng asked in confusion: "Zhu Zi, are you saying something else?"

He Yuzhu hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, it's getting late, I have to go back and rest."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he turned and left. This aroused Sun Jinfeng's curiosity, and she grabbed He Yuzhu.

"Zhu Zi, you must have discovered something, tell us!"

He Yuzhu shook his head again and said, "Third Aunt, you misunderstood. I didn't find anything."

Sun Jinfeng pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "Zhu Zi, we all watched you grow up, what can you hide from us?"

"Don't worry, no one else will know what you said and what we heard."

He Yuzhu's mouth twitched. You guys are a bunch of big mouths. If I tell you now, it will spread throughout the entire compound in no time.

However, this is exactly the effect he needs.

He Yuzhu looked around and whispered, "I suspect Yan Jiecheng did it on purpose. I noticed that Yan Jiecheng's eyes were terribly cold at the time, so I guess he was taking revenge on Jia Zhang."

Sun Jinfeng asked in confusion: "Yan Jiecheng and Jia Zhangshi have no grudges against each other, why would he want to take revenge on Jia Zhangshi?"

He Yuzhu whispered, "You don't know yet, because of Jia Zhang's big mouth, Yan Jiecheng's blind date failed, and now he almost hates Jia Zhang to death."

Sun Jinfeng said loudly: "I remember that the day before yesterday morning, Jia Zhang was saying bad things about Yan Jiecheng to a middle-aged woman..."

He Yuzhu grinned and said, "That middle-aged woman is the mother of Yan Jiecheng's blind date. After listening to Jia Zhang's words, would she still dare to marry her daughter to Yan Jiecheng?"

Sun Jinfeng then showed an expression of sudden enlightenment, "Hearing what you said, it is really possible that Yan Jiecheng deliberately pushed Yi Zhonghai down..."

He Yuzhu said in a deep voice: "This is just my guess, please don't spread it!"

Sun Jinfeng vowed, "Zhu Zi, don't worry, we will never spread rumors."