Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

The next day.

He Yuzhu prepared breakfast and brought it to the deaf old lady. As soon as he returned to the middle courtyard, he heard a quarrel in the front yard.

Out of curiosity, He Yuzhu walked through the Crescent Gate and saw Jia Zhang and the Yan family arguing loudly.

Jia Zhang was in great trouble last night. She went home, took a shower and went to bed, so she didn't hear the subsequent rumors.

This morning, when Jia Zhang got up to go to the toilet, she heard a few middle-aged women talking about this matter. Only then did she know about Yan Jiecheng's evil deeds and she instantly became furious.

Jia Zhang returned to the compound angrily and kicked Yan Bugui's door.

"Yan Jiecheng, you bastard, get out here!"

Yang Ruihua, who was cooking in the kitchen, was startled by the sound of kicking the door. Then he heard Jia Zhang's yelling and cursing, and he was immediately furious.

Yang Ruihua opened the door and yelled, "Jia Zhang, you whore, did you eat too much last night and can't digest it? You come here to make trouble so early in the morning."

Jia Zhang's eyes widened as she said, "Yang Ruihua, I didn't find you. Let Yan Jiecheng, that damned short-lived ghost, come out. I'm going to settle the score with him."

Yang Ruihua cursed: "You are the one who is short-lived. Your whole family is short-lived. Your husband is a short-lived ghost, your son is a short-lived ghost, and your grandson is definitely a short-lived ghost. Who knows, he may die tomorrow."

Yang Ruihua's words accurately hit the pain point of Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang was instantly furious. She didn't even bother to settle the score with Yan Jiecheng and started to curse Yang Ruihua directly.

Both women were masters of scolding, and for a while they were using traditional Chinese language and spitting everywhere.

The cursing of the two immediately attracted everyone in the courtyard.

The two of them scolded each other, and everyone was delighted and applauded.

Jia Zhang, a necromancer, is an expert in quarreling. He has nothing to do all day long. He is either quarreling or on his way to quarrel. He has accumulated rich experience in quarreling. With his identity as a necromancer, his quarreling is like a shaman.

Yang Ruihua, the wife of the top student Yan Bugui, under the influence of Yan Bugui, had an endless supply of swear words. Adding on his fast speaking speed and loud voice, he could actually rival Jia Zhang in swearing.

He Yuzhu watched with great interest and quickly finished a bowl of porridge.

Yi Zhonghai looked unhappy and shouted, "Jia Zhangshi, Yang Ruihua, both of you shut up. What are you two doing so crazy so early in the morning? You are disturbing the whole compound."

Jia Zhang and Yang Ruihua were cursing so hard that they didn't even pay any attention to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to say to Liu Haizhong: "Old Liu, you should also give some advice!"

Liu Haizhong glanced at him and said calmly, "It's useless for you to persuade him, so what's the use of me going up to persuade him? You might as well go to Yan Bugui instead of me."

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai secretly cursed himself for being stupid. Yang Ruihua was Yan Bugui's wife, so his words would definitely work.

"Old Yan, persuade your wife to stop cursing. It's not nice for a shrew to curse in the morning."

Yan Jiecheng smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Old Yi, they are both in high spirits right now, no one can persuade them. Wait ten minutes, until they are tired of scolding, then you can speak up to stop them, that will be more effective."

Yan Bugui was right. After about ten minutes, both of them were tired of cursing and their voices gradually became quieter.

Yi Zhonghai found the right moment and yelled, "Shut up!"

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, the two of them really stopped cursing.

Yi Zhonghai nodded in satisfaction and said in a deep voice: "Tell me what you two are talking about. Why are you arguing so loudly so early in the morning?"

Yang Ruihua said angrily, "What else can I do? I don't know what's wrong with this bitch. She came to kick my door so early in the morning and spewed shit all over my mouth."

Jia Zhang cried out, "Master, you have to help me. Yan Jiecheng is such a rotten heartless man. He not only pushed me into the cesspool, but also threw stones at my head. He wants to kill me!"

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, there was an uproar at the scene, and everyone looked at Yan Jiecheng with horror.

"I was wondering why Jia Zhang fell into the pit for no reason. It turns out Yan Jiecheng pushed her into the pit!"

"Yan Jiecheng is too cruel. Even if Jia Zhang said a lot of bad things about him, he shouldn't be punished by death!"

Yan Jiecheng was furious and said, "Bullshit, when did I ever push you into the cesspool? Stop slandering me."

Jia Zhang glared with her triangular eyes, "You are the only one in this compound who has a grudge against me. Who else could it be but you?"

Yan Jiecheng pretended to be puzzled and asked: "When did we become enemies? How come I didn't know about it?"

Jia Zhang said angrily, "Yan Jiecheng, stop pretending to be confused. Didn't I just ruin your blind date? Do you really need to take my life?"

Yan Jiecheng was shocked and said, "What? You ruined my blind date. I'll beat you to death, you old fool."

As Yan Jiecheng said this, he kicked Jia Zhang, who instantly fell to the ground.

Yan Jiecheng became more and more aggressive and rushed forward, wanting to continue beating Jia Zhang, but was stopped by Yi Zhonghai.

"Yan Jiecheng, what are you doing? How can you hit someone?"

Yan Jiecheng glared at Yi Zhonghai, "Yi Zhonghai, are you f*cking deaf? Didn't you hear Jia Zhang say that she ruined my blind date?"

"It is better to destroy ten temples than to ruin a marriage. Shouldn't an old hag like him who ruins other people's marriages be beaten?"

He Yuzhu couldn't help but look up to Yan Jiecheng. He had turned the tables and played this move very beautifully. Jia Zhang had clearly come to ask for an explanation, but now she had to give Yan Jiecheng an explanation.

Yi Zhonghai secretly cursed Jia Zhangshi as a stupid teammate. If you said you ruined someone's blind date, then just do it. Why did you have to say it out loud? Isn't that just incriminating yourself and sending evidence to other people's hands?

Yi Zhonghai adjusted his mood and said with a straight face: "Yan Jiecheng, even if Jia Zhang ruined your blind date, you shouldn't push her into the cesspool, right?"

"You apologize to Jia Zhangshi, and then pay five yuan for the medical expenses, and the matter will be settled."

"Snapped!"

Yan Jiecheng raised his hand and slapped Yi Zhonghai in the face, cursing: "I'll pay your mother for it. When did I push Jia Zhang into the cesspool? If you slander me again, I'll beat you to death, you hypocrite."

Yi Zhonghai was stunned by Yan Jiecheng's beating. He was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at Yan Jiecheng with a trembling finger and said in disbelief: "How dare you hit me?"

Yan Jiecheng said disdainfully: "Why shouldn't I beat you? If you dare to slander me again, I will beat you again."

Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale, his temples were throbbing, and he gritted his teeth and said, "When did I slander you? Jia Zhang said it was you who pushed her."

Yan Jiecheng sneered, "Mrs. Jia Zhang has said that? When did you, Yi Zhonghai, become so obedient to Mrs. Jia Zhang? If Mrs. Jia Zhang asked you to eat her shit and drink her urine, would you agree?"

"Ha ha!"

Yan Jiecheng's words immediately caused laughter in the room.