Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Xu Damao said coldly, "Qin Huairu, you really are good at lying. If Banggeng didn't steal my chicken, where did the greasy spots on his body come from?"

“This…this…” Qin Huairu was suddenly speechless.

Bang Geng argued, "I got the oil foam on me by accident this morning when I passed by a breakfast shop selling fried dough sticks!"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Da Mao, Bang Geng is an honest kid and he never lies. If he said he got it accidentally at the breakfast shop, then he must have gotten it accidentally at the breakfast shop!"

"Honest child? How dare you say that? This bastard is always stealing and never tells the truth. He must have stolen my chicken..."

"Woo woo... Damao, Banggeng is still so young, how can you say that to him, you are deliberately trying to destroy him!"

Seeing Xu Damao and Qin Huairu arguing with each other, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but frown.

Just as she was thinking about countermeasures, she suddenly heard He Yuzhu curse "waste".

Lou Xiao'e suddenly raised her eyes and saw He Yuzhu's calm demeanor. An idea suddenly occurred to her, "This silly Zhu must have a solution!"

Lou Xiao'e quietly came to He Yuzhu's side and whispered, "Silly Zhu, you must have a way, right?"

He Yuzhu didn't hide anything and said calmly: "The older one is tight-lipped, you can ask the younger one!"

Lou Xiao'e's eyes lit up when she heard this. She then came to Huaihua and said softly, "Huaihua, tell Aunt Lou, is the chicken delicious today?"

Huaihua said in a baby voice: "Auntie Lou, the beggar's chicken made by my brother is so delicious, I want to eat it every day..."

When Huaihua said this, the whole audience was in an uproar.

"The case has been solved. It turns out the chicken thief is really a great guy. Looks like there will be no peace in this compound from now on!"

"This guy is really nothing. He dares to steal chickens at such a young age. What will he be like when he grows up!"

"This bastard is so bold. He dares to steal chickens today, steal cows tomorrow, and kill people and burn things the day after tomorrow!"

"A dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, a mouse's son knows how to dig holes, and this Jia Zhang loves to steal. How can the children she raise be good?"

"Yeah, this joke is completely ruined!"

"Everyone should worry about themselves first. There is a thief living in the yard. Who would dare to leave important things at home?"

"But where else can we put important things if we don't keep them at home?"

"I will go to my uncle tomorrow. His eighth aunt's niece's third aunt works in the street office. I want to see if she can help me find a new place to live."

"Please ask for me too. I don't want to live in the same compound with a thief!"

Seeing that everyone was going too far, Yi Zhonghai frowned and was about to say a few good words for the Jia family, but Liu Haizhong beat him to it.

"Snapped!"

Liu Haizhong slammed the table angrily and said righteously: "This is outrageous! Our compound is a model compound. Over the years, not a single needle or thread has been lost, but today a chicken thief appeared!"

"Bang Geng, you are simply a rat shit, a cancer, a scourge..."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang roared loudly: "Liu Dabo, you are talking nonsense. My Banggeng is not a chicken thief. Xu Damao's chicken must have escaped by itself. My Banggeng picked it up accidentally..."

Banggeng was a little smart, and he quickly agreed: "Yes, I picked up the chicken in the yard. I saw it was not moving, so I thought no one wanted it..."

Jia Zhang continued, "This chicken has been lying in the courtyard untouched. It must have been infected with an infectious disease. My grandson ate it. Not only should you not punish him, you should thank him..."

Yan Bugui couldn't stand Jia Zhang's shameless face and said sternly: "Jia Zhang, do you think everyone is a fool?

"You are still making excuses at this time. If you continue to be unrepentant and make trouble, I will immediately report it to the street and drive you back to the countryside."

Liu Haizhong said without hesitation: "Such a shrew should be driven back to the countryside. With her in the compound, our model compound will be taken down sooner or later..."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang instantly became obedient. She had lived in the capital for more than 30 years, and she didn't want to go back to the countryside to dig for food.

"Second Master, I support you. You damned woman just knows how to throw tantrums all day long and ruin the reputation of the compound!"

"Second uncle, I support you too. This fat woman is lazy and looks like a pig, destroying the atmosphere of the compound..."

"Yes, my son doesn't want to work hard anymore after seeing Jia Zhangshi doing nothing all day and still being fat and healthy."

"In this age of material scarcity, how did this bitch grow so fat?"

"That's not right. How can he be so fat and have a difficult family life? Are you kidding me?"

"I think the Jia family is just pretending to be poor. Look, not only is Jia Zhang plump and white, but even her husband is as strong as a calf. Their clothes don't even have a patch. Is this the status quo of a poor family?"

"I guess the Jia family lives better than most families in the compound!"

"Since the Jia family is not poor, why did the three uncles organize us to donate money to the Jia family?"

Yi Zhonghai was shocked as he listened to everyone's discussions. If he continued discussing this, he would definitely be in trouble.

"Cough cough!"

Yi Zhonghai deliberately coughed loudly a few times, "Everyone be quiet, tonight our main task is to solve the problem of Xu Damao's missing chicken, so don't talk about other unimportant things!"

Yan Bugui knew the relationship between Yi Zhonghai and the Jia family, so he didn't dare to target the Jia family too much. He agreed, "Since the eldest master has spoken, let's give Jia Zhang another chance!"

Although Liu Hai was very dissatisfied that he failed to drive Jia Zhang away, he could not refute since the first and third uncles had spoken. He said with a straight face:

"Xu Damao, now that the chicken thief has been caught, as the victim, how do you want to solve this matter?"

Xu Damao said with a gloomy face: "Just because Banggeng stole my chicken, not only did I lose twenty yuan, but I was also beaten up by Shazhu. I, Xu Damao, have never suffered such a big loss in my life..."

"Don't say that I, Xu Damao, don't care about the relationship between neighbors. Pay me 30 yuan in compensation, or I will call the police immediately."

Seeing that no one was talking about sending her back to the countryside, Jia Zhang suddenly became tough again, "Xu Damao, you short-lived young man, why are you asking for so much here? A chicken is at most two yuan, but you want thirty yuan. Is your chicken made of gold?"

Xu Damao said coldly: "If Banggeng hadn't stolen my chicken, would I have misunderstood Shazhu?"

"Don't misunderstand me, Shazhu. Would I pay that much money and take that beating?"

"Bang Geng is the root of all evil, the origin of all things. If my losses are not attributed to him, then whose head should they be attributed to?"

Jia Zhang put her hands on her hips and glared at him, "Xu Damao, stop making trouble here. Sha Zhu beat you up and asked you to pay for it. You went to find Sha Zhu, why are you blaming my grandson!"

"Bang Geng is the culprit of everything. He must compensate for all my losses!" Xu Damao's tone was cold, without a trace of warmth.

Jia Zhang rolled her triangular eyes and said in a very bachelor way: "I have no money!"