Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "Comrade Liang Ladi, you are too kind."

"I had no choice but to go to night school. Now I am the deputy director. Without some education, I can't even read a report. I have to improve myself."

Liang Ladi pursed her lips and chuckled, "Deputy Director He, you are too modest."

He Yuzhu smiled and said gently, "Comrade Liang Ladi, what do you want to talk to me about?"

Liang Ladi heard this and stopped smiling. She took out forty yuan from her pocket and handed it to He Yuzhu, saying seriously:

"Deputy Director He, you deserve the 40 yuan. You must accept it, or I will feel bad."

He Yuzhu waved his hand and said, "Comrade Liang Ladi, I don't need this little money. You should take it back and buy some delicious food for the children!"

Liang Ladi said firmly: "Deputy Director He, although my family is not rich, I also know which money should come and which money should not be taken."

"Deputy Director He, I'm about to go to work. I'm leaving first."

"Comrade Liang Ladi, wait a minute! Comrade Liang Ladi..."

After Liang Ladi finished speaking, she threw down forty yuan and left without looking back. No matter how He Yuzhu called out to her, Liang Ladi never turned back.

"This woman is so damn stubborn!"

After sighing, He Yuzhu put the money into his pocket and continued reading.

In the blink of an eye, the morning passed quickly.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get off work, Liu Lan brought him lunch on time.

For the first time, He Yuzhu felt that going to work could be so relaxing. He came to the office in the morning, threw his briefcase behind him, lay down on the office chair, then drank tea and read the newspaper. At noon, someone would bring food to him.

I eat lunch, push the lunch box aside, and then continue drinking tea and reading the newspaper. This is a godly day!

Liu Lan smiled and said, "Zhu Zi, did Liang Ladi send you money?"

"How do you know?" He Yuzhu looked puzzled.

Liu Lan raised her eyebrows and said, "Didn't I tell you? Liang Ladi and I live in the same compound. She came back last night and told me what happened. She also specifically asked about the location of your office."

He Yuzhu suddenly smiled and said casually: "No wonder!"

Liu Lan blinked her eyes and asked with great interest, "Did you take Liang Ladi's money?"

He Yuzhu said calmly, "I didn't intend to take it, but Liang Ladi threw the money down and left, so I had no choice but to accept it."

Liu Lan said anxiously: "Why don't you want it? If you don't want it, you can give it to me!"

He Yuzhu frowned and asked, "Are you short of money?"

Liu Lan glanced at He Yuzhu and said with a pout, "Although I am not short of money now, it does not mean that I will not be short of money in the future. Who would complain about having too much money?"

Hearing this, He Yuzhu casually took out the forty yuan Liang Ladi had given him from his pocket, handed it to Liu Lan, and said calmly, "This money is for you!"

Liu Lan took the forty yuan with a smile on her face and said gratefully, "Zhu Zi, thank you!"

He Yuzhu said with a wicked smile: "If you really want to thank me, please cooperate with me when we go to the warehouse later."

Liu Lan's face suddenly changed, and she said in a trembling voice: "Zhu Zi, can you take a break today? I'm not feeling well!"

He Yuzhu said very domineeringly: "No, you must come today, don't try to find an excuse to refuse."

Liu Lan said with a sad face: "You enemy, I really owe you in my previous life!"

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "Lan Zi, you should be content. You should feel happy to have a strong man like me."

Liu Lan rolled her eyes and said, "Happiness is bullshit. Every time I have sex with you, my whole body aches. You must have been a donkey in your previous life."

"Okay, let's not talk about this embarrassing topic anymore. I'll tell you something interesting."

He Yuzhu asked curiously: "What's interesting?"

"Zhao Jieba was beaten up on his way to work today. Two of his teeth were knocked out and he has a lisp when he speaks. He stutters even more now?" Liu Lan couldn't help laughing.

"Who hit me?" He Yuzhu blurted out.

Liu Lan glared at He Yuzhu and said unhappily, "How should I know? But Zhao Jieba has already called the police."

He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, then grinned and said, "I know who did it."

Liu Lan couldn't wait to ask, "Who is it?"

He Yuzhu said with a firm face: "If I'm not mistaken, this must have been done by Xu Damao."

"Why?" Liu Lan asked.

He Yuzhu explained with a smile: "Because Xu Damao and Zhao Jieba discussed the bet behind closed doors, neither of them noticed that I was eavesdropping, so Xu Damao thought that only he and Zhao Jieba knew about it..."

Liu Lan excitedly interrupted, "I know. Xu Damao found out that Liang Ladi knew about his conspiracy with Zhao Jieba. He would first suspect that it was Zhao Jieba who reported it."

"Because someone informed on him, Xu Damao not only failed to take advantage of Liang Ladi, but was also beaten up by Liang Ladi and lost 50 yuan."

"Xu Damao must be unable to swallow this humiliation, so he hired someone to beat up Zhao Jieba."

He Yuzhu laughed dumbly and said, "Xu Damao's fate was far worse than this. After Xu Damao paid to settle the matter with Liang Ladi, he turned around an alley and was beaten up by the three hooligans he hired. He was also blackmailed for 60 yuan."

"Xu Damao was beaten up twice and lost more than 100 yuan. How could he not hate the 'culprit' Zhao Jieba to the core?"

Liu Lan burst into laughter and said, "Zhu Zi, you are so mean. Not only did you get Xu Damao beaten up, but you also got Zhao Jieba beaten up."

He Yuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "How can you talk like that? What's wrong with me? I'm clearly trying to get rid of harm for the people. Xu Damao and Zhao Jieba are not good people. Isn't it better to let them fight each other?"

Liu Lan blinked her eyes and said cunningly, "In fact, we can make these two dogs bite even more fiercely."

He Yuzhu was immediately interested when he heard this. "What good ideas do you have?"

Liu Lan said with a wicked smile: "We can secretly tell Zhao Jieba that the one who beat him up was Xu Damao."

He Yuzhu's eyes lit up when he heard this. This was indeed a good idea. If Zhao Jieba knew that it was Xu Damao who hired someone to beat him up, there would definitely be another bloody storm.

"The tongue in the mouth of a black python, the sting on the tail of a wasp; neither of them is poisonous, but the most poisonous thing is the heart of a woman."

"Liu Lan, you're such a vicious woman, but I like it!"

He Yuzhu said this and excitedly slapped Liu Lan on the buttocks.

Liu Lan's sensitive part was attacked first, her pretty face instantly flushed, she looked at He Yuzhu with seductive eyes, and said coquettishly: "You want to die!"

He Yuzhu's heart beat faster and his blood boiled because of Liu Lan's charming look. He hugged Liu Lan tightly, and his hands moved up and down dishonestly.

Liu Lan was horrified and exclaimed, "Zhu Zi, what are you doing?"

"What do you say?"

Seeing He Yuzhu's eyes full of lust, Liu Lan said anxiously, "Zhuzi, let go quickly, or someone will find out."

"No one else can find it, I closed the door!"

"Director Ma is coming back."

"Don't worry, Ma Guangfu usually won't be back at noon."

"What if?"

"I won't touch your clothes. Even if Ma Guangfu knocks on the door, we can clean it up quickly!"

"No, I don't agree!"

"what!"

"Woooo..."

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