Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

When He Yuzhu saw Ran Qiuye looking at him with admiration, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly and his face was full of pride.

"That's nothing. Today is the first time I cook in my new home. The sauces are not complete, otherwise it would taste even better!"

Ran Qiuye cried and said, "After eating the food made by you, the master, I find it hard to swallow other food. What should I do in the future?"

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's easy. Just marry me and I'll cook for you every day!"

Ran Qiuye said shyly: "You wish!"

He Yuzhu pretended to be unhappy and said, "Why are you scolding me?"

"When did I scold you?" Ran Qiuye pretended to be confused.

"There's a Chinese idiom that goes: A toad wishes to eat swan flesh - that's a nice thought. Aren't you indirectly calling me a toad?" He Yuzhu pouted.

"Giggle!"

Ran Qiuye covered her mouth and laughed secretly: "You said that yourself, I didn't say that!"

The two chatted and laughed and quickly finished their lunch.

Ran Qiuye patted her bulging belly and stood up to clean up the dishes.

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "You sit down and rest, I'll clean up!"

Ran Qiuye smiled dimple-like, "You cook, and I should wash the dishes. I don't want to be said to be eating for free!"

"Let me wash the dishes! You are a guest, it is not right to let a guest wash the dishes."

"What host and guest? I ate the ready-made meal, so I should wash the dishes."

Ran Qiuye picked up the dishes and walked into the kitchen without saying anything.

Seeing this, He Yuzhu also followed into the kitchen.

Men and women work together and the work is not tiring. One person washes the dishes while the other does the cleaning, and they finish washing the dishes quickly.

"Qiuye, do you have the habit of taking a nap?"

"some!"

"Then you can take a nap. The bed and quilt are all brand new. I'll go deliver lunch to the deaf old lady and I'll be back soon."

"Then go and come back quickly!"

Because he was worried about the beautiful woman, He Yuzhu pedaled hard on his bicycle and completed a round trip in less than twenty minutes.

When He Yuzhu returned to the courtyard, he saw Ran Qiuye sleeping like a hibiscus on the bed. Looking at her sleeping face as gorgeous as peach blossoms, the hot-blooded He Yuzhu instantly lost his composure.

"There seems to be a bottle of aphrodisiac potion lying in the space. How about trying its effect?"

Once the thoughts came to his mind, He Yuzhu could no longer suppress them.

He Yuzhu took out the aphrodisiac potion, approached Ran Qiuye cautiously, and pressed the nozzle tremblingly.

After doing the bad thing, He Yuzhu immediately left the bedroom and came to the living room.

"Brother He..."

In less than three minutes, Ran Qiuye's voice calling out was heard from the bedroom.

When He Yuzhu returned to the bedroom, he saw Ran Qiuye, her breasts half exposed, her cheeks flushed, her eyes blurry, and she looked like she was burning with desire.

"Brother He, I'm so hot..."

As soon as Ran Qiuye finished speaking, she hugged He Yuzhu...

(Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine words omitted here).

After the clouds cleared and the rain stopped, Ran Qiuye wrapped herself in the quilt and sobbed.

"He Yuzhu, you bad guy, how can I face others with your face?"

He Yuzhu showed an expression as if he had been wronged by Dou E, "Qiu Ye, this is not my fault, I only came in because I heard you shouting."

"I don't know what happened. As soon as I came in, you hugged me..."

Ran Qiuye was so ashamed and angry that she burst into tears, "Wuwu... please stop talking!"

Seeing Ran Qiuye was emotional, He Yuzhu hugged her and comforted her in a gentle voice: "Qiuye, don't be sad. I, He Yuzhu, will not take it for granted. I will be responsible for you."

Ran Qiuye didn't say anything either, but just leaned on He Yuzhu's chest and cried.

He Yuzhu didn't know how to persuade him, so he could only pat the other person on the back to comfort him.

"Ouch!"

Ran Qiuye suddenly exclaimed, and He Yuzhu asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

It would have been better if He Yuzhu didn't ask. As soon as he asked, Ran Qiuye opened her mouth and bit He Yuzhu's shoulder, causing him to grimace in pain.

"what!"

"Qiuye, why did you bite me?"

Ran Qiuye frowned, eyes wide open: "What are you talking about? You bastard, you don't know how to be gentle with women, it hurts me when I move."

He Yuzhu touched the back of his head awkwardly and said with a silly smile: "Qiuye, I didn't mean it. Tell me what you want to do and I'll help you!"

Ran Qiuye said with tears in her eyes: "I want to drink water, pour me a glass of water!"

"Okay!"

He Yuzhu put on his clothes, nodded and bowed, looking like a lackey.

After Ran Qiuye finished drinking the water, he yelled at He Yuzhu, "Get out! I need to put on my clothes!"

He Yuzhu smiled flatteringly: "Qiuye, why don't you rest for a while, after all, you just got hurt badly..."

Upon hearing this, Ran Qiuye was filled with shame and anger. She picked up the cup of water on the bedside table and threw it at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu tilted his head and easily dodged the water cup, smiling and saying, "Qiuye, don't be angry, I'll leave right away."

As soon as He Yuzhu closed the door, he heard the rustling sound of someone getting dressed from inside.

Ran Qiuye put on her clothes and just got out of bed. The pain from her wound made her frown.

He Yuzhu saw Ran Qiuye limping out and asked with concern: "Qiuye, where are you going?"

Ran Qiuye said unhappily: "Go to the toilet!"

He Yuzhu hurriedly pulled Ran Qiuye and said softly, "I'll help you!"

Ran Qiuye glanced at him coldly, threw He Yuzhu away, and said coldly: "No need!"

He Yuzhu touched his nose awkwardly and muttered, "Little girl, you have quite a temper!"

Ran Qiuye came back from the toilet and stared at He Yuzhu, making He Yuzhu feel creepy.

He Yuzhu forced a smile and cautiously asked, "Qiuye, why are you looking at me like that?"

Ran Qiuye said in a deep voice: "He Yuzhu, tell me honestly, have you been planning this for a long time?"

He Yuzhu hurriedly explained: "My dear aunt, I just treated you to a meal out of kindness, how could it be considered a long-planned plan?"

Ran Qiuye said angrily: "How do you explain what happened today?"

He Yuzhu said with satisfaction and grievance: "I wanted to explain to you. I just went to deliver a meal, and you ruined it when I came back."

Seeing that Ran Qiuye's face was getting uglier and uglier, He Yuzhu hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Qiuye, were you sleepwalking just now and mistook the dream for reality?"

Ran Qiuye glared at He Yuzhu first, then said in bewilderment: "I don't know what happened, I suddenly felt hot all over..."

"Speaking of which, since you saw that I was not normal, why didn't you push me away?"

He Yuzhu smiled bitterly and said, "I pushed you, but you immediately jumped on me again. You were so crazy at the time that I was afraid of hurting you, so I had to give in to you in the end!"

Ran Qiuye recalled the scene at that time, her pretty face flushed, and she said fiercely: "I don't care, this is all your fault. If you hadn't asked me to come for dinner, nothing would have happened!"

He Yuzhu said seriously: "Since it has already happened, I, He Yuzhu, will not shirk my responsibility. How about we go to your house now, I will explain the situation to your parents, and then we can go get the marriage certificate."