Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Ran Qiuye stretched out her hands and said tenderly, "Honey, I feel weak all over, hold me!"

He Yuzhu touched Ran Qiuye's head lovingly, picked up Ran Qiuye and walked slowly towards the living room.

Ran Qiuye weighs about 100 pounds, and for He Yuzhu, this weight is as easy as an adult carrying a child.

Ran Qiuye said happily, "Brother He, it's great to have you!"

He Yuzhu carried Ran Qiuye to the bench and sat down, raised his eyebrows and said, "It is your blessing to meet a man as handsome, suave, and elegant as me."

Ran Qiuye smiled sweetly and said with her thin lips: "Vincent..."

He Yuzhu smiled and said softly, "Let's eat! You consumed so much just now, you must be hungry!"

Ran Qiuye rolled her eyes at her and complained, "You are simply like a savage bull, with endless energy. We can't go on like this, we have to control ourselves!"

He Yuzhu said with a wicked smile: "What's the point of being restrained? I'm the one doing the hard work, and you're just responsible for enjoying it. What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Ran Qiuye's face flushed, and she said coquettishly: "If you say that again, I will ignore you in the future."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Okay, I won't say anything, let's eat!"

Ran Qiuye nodded with a full face, picked up a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth, his eyes lit up instantly.

"It's fat but not greasy, melts in your mouth, and tastes delicious. It's so delicious!"

"Brother He, I am so happy that I can eat the delicious food you cook every night!"

He Yuzhu said lovingly: "Qiuye, we will always be happy!"

Ran Qiuye nodded shyly and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "Hmm!"

Ran Qiuye was probably really hungry, as he devoured his dinner in no time.

In less than five minutes, most of the food was in her mouth.

Ran Qiuye drank the last mouthful of the three-fresh soup, stood up, patted his bulging belly, and said with a little distress:

"Oh! I'm so full that I can't even walk!"

"Brother He, I need to rest for a while, can you please wash the dishes?"

He Yuzhu said in a slightly blaming tone: "No one is competing with you for the food, why are you eating so fast? Do you feel uncomfortable now?"

Ran Qiuye smiled and said, "You can't blame me for this. It's mainly because the food you cooked is so delicious!"

He Yuzhu clicked his tongue twice, pretending to be displeased:

"According to what you said, I am still wrong? In that case, I will make the food taste worse next time!"

Ran Qiuye stared with innocent eyes and said pitifully: "Is it okay if I am wrong?"

He Yuzhu grinned and chuckled, "Okay, stop being weird. Go lie down on the recliner outside for a while. I'll take you back after I finish washing the dishes."

Ran Qiuye pouted and said, "Are you so impatient to send me back?"

He Yuzhu said, "Do you dare not go back?"

"If you can stay here, I'll be happy for you. I will make sure you are well served tonight!"

Ran Qiuye said in a delicate voice: "What are you talking about? You are so shameless!"

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "If you can stay tonight, I would rather be shameless!"

Ran Qiuye sighed and said, "You know this is impossible, it's all your fault for insisting on getting a diploma..."

He Yuzhu joked: "Qiuye, are you so eager to marry me?"

Ran Qiuye glared and said, "Who wants to marry you? Go wash your dishes!"

He Yuzhu smiled, said nothing more, and started to clean up the dishes.

Ran Qiuye turned and walked out of the room. Looking at the bright moonlight, a comfortable smile appeared on her pretty face.

After He Yuzhu sent Ran Qiuye back to the courtyard, the smell of urine that hit him made him frown and he cursed:

"It was that wicked fellow who had no sense of public morality. He urinated in the courtyard and it stank me to death."

Liu Haizhong said with a smile: "Zhu Zi, stop scolding. It was the Jia family and the Yan family who were having a urine-throwing war tonight that made the courtyard stink!"

As soon as Liu Haizhong said this, he immediately caused a burst of laughter.

He Yuzhu was surprised and said, "What the hell? A piss-throwing battle, why don't they fight a shit fight? What a disgusting bunch of people."

Sun Jinfeng joked, "Zhu Zi, you're right. If they had existing shit at home, they would really fight a shit war. These two families have no bottom line, and there is nothing they won't do."

Lou Xiao'e said with a face full of pain: "Second Aunt, please stop talking, or I will vomit out everything I ate tonight!"

He Yuzhu teased, "Lou Xiao'e, how did you, a rich lady, eat the meal with such a strong smell of urine?"

Lou Xiao'e said dissatisfiedly: "He Yuzhu, stop talking nonsense, where did this rich lady come from?"

"As for the urine smell, can't I just plug my nose so I can't smell it?"

He Yuzhu exclaimed in amazement: "Lou Xiao'e, you are also a talented person. It seems that we will have to sleep with blocked noses tonight."

Liu Haizhong smiled and said, "Zhu Zi, please don't be disgusted. We have already cleaned the yard. The smell is much less now. It was really stinking just now."

"Yes! The smell was so strong that it made me cry."

"I am a bit of a germaphobe. I couldn't eat in this environment. I had to eat out, which cost me 50 cents."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "You should ask the Jia family and the Yan family for compensation. After all, it was they who made you spend that money in vain!"

"Forget it. The Yan family and the Jia family are both more stingy than each other. It's better to kill them than to ask them to pay. Just consider it your bad luck!"

He Yuzhu smiled faintly and said, "You are still smart. Both of them are stingy and you will definitely not get any money!"

"That's why I didn't do that useless work because I knew this. It's really unlucky to be neighbors with these two families."

Qin Huairu was listening to the ridicule of her neighbors in the house, her fists clenched. She wanted to go out to argue, but she felt she was in the wrong and that if she went out she would only suffer more ridicule, so she rationally gave up going out.

He Yuzhu smiled noncommittally, turned to Liu Haizhong and said:

"Master, the Yan and Jia families have made the compound a mess. How do you deal with it?"

Liu Haizhong sighed and said, "Not long after you left, Director Fang came. He criticized me and even made me sweep the streets for a month!"

He Yuzhu pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Why is Director Fang here? Did he just happen to pass by or did someone go and tell the secret?"

Liu Haizhong shook his head and said, "I don't know either!"

He Yuzhu seemed to suddenly remember something, turned his head and stared at Xu Damao, and said loudly:

"Xu Damao, you weren't the one who told the secret, were you? Before I left, I saw you sneaking out of the courtyard."

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong hurriedly looked at Xu Damao. Seeing the other party's eyes flickering, he immediately recognized that the other party was the culprit.

Xu Damao seemed to have his tail stepped on, and he loudly retorted: "He Yuzhu, don't talk nonsense, I have been in the courtyard tonight and have never gone out!"