Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

The next day.

He Yuzhu was awakened by a foul stench.

"What the hell, it stinks!"

He Yuzhu felt an itch on his face and when he touched it, a layer of black substance appeared on his hand.

He Yuzhu put his finger on the tip of his nose, and the foul smell made him gag.

He Yuzhu took off his shirt and found that his body was covered with a layer of black dirt.

He Yuzhu suddenly remembered the fantasy novel he had read in his previous life. After the male protagonist took the elixir and cleansed his essence and marrow, the impurities in his body would be discharged through the pores, forming a layer of black, smelly dirt on the surface of the human body.

Could it be that this beauty potion also has the effect of cleansing the bones and marrow?

He Yuzhu put aside his doubts and started to take a bath because it was so smelly.

Fortunately, after he became a Wing Chun master, his physical fitness improved so much that he had no problem taking cold showers in the spring.

After taking a shower, He Yuzhu came to the mirror and a look of ecstasy appeared on his face.

His original bark face was replaced by a delicate and tender face of a masculine god. His skin was white and rosy, and had a glowing luster. He looked as if he was ten years younger.

He Yuzhu was so happy that he almost jumped up. The reason why he couldn't get married yet, besides the scheming of a group of beasts, was also because his bark-like face made him look old and girls didn't like him.

Now that he has become a handsome young man, won’t the girls be crying and begging to marry him?

Clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse. He Yuzhu immediately put on the new clothes he bought yesterday and instantly looked five years younger.

“Oh, and shoes!”

He Yuzhu polished his newly bought leather shoes until they were shiny, and after putting them on, he kicked them twice with pride. The new shoes landed on the ground, which meant everything went smoothly, he was down-to-earth, and he was going to stand out from the crowd...

Stepping to the left means prosperity, stepping to the right means health and longevity, stepping backward means blessings and good fortune, stepping forward means making a lot of money every year, and stepping forward with big steps means success in business.

He Yuzhu admired his beauty in front of the mirror for a long time, then went out, preparing to eat breakfast on the street and then go to work.

As soon as I passed through the crescent gate, I saw Yan Bugui fiddling with his flowers and plants.

Looking at He Yuzhu, Yan Bugui opened his eyes wide in shock, "Silly Zhu, how come you have become so handsome?"

He Yuzhu flirtatiously shook his hair and said complacently, "I was originally very handsome, but I was just too lazy to dress up before."

"Then why you look so good today, are you planning to go on a blind date?" Yan Bugui asked with a strange look on his face.

He Yuzhu just smiled, neither said yes nor no, and left the courtyard.

Qin Huairu heard Sha Zhu's voice and immediately came to the front yard.

"Uncle, has Zhuzi gone out?"

"Yeah, Shazhu put on new clothes and new shoes, and he looks like he's ten years younger. He said he's going on a blind date!"

A meaningful smile appeared on Yan Bugui's lips; he knew Qin Huairu would be anxious.

Sure enough, Qin Huairu's face changed suddenly when she heard this, and then she walked towards Yi Zhonghai's house.

"Uncle, are you up?"

"Wake up, what's up so early?"

As soon as Yi Zhonghai opened the door, he saw Qin Huairu with an anxious look on her face.

"Uncle, is Zhuzi going on a blind date?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai's face darkened in an instant, and he said angrily, "This Zhuzi is too outrageous. He didn't even tell me about such a big thing as a blind date. Do you still take me, a master, seriously?"

"Wait, did he tell you personally about Zhuzi's blind date?"

Qin Huairu paused for a moment, then said, "No, it was the Third Master who said that!"

The shrewd Yi Zhonghai raised his eyebrows and said, "Huai Ru, don't be anxious. Let's understand it clearly first."

"There may be some misunderstanding here. If Zhuzi really wants to go on a blind date, there is no way we wouldn't get the news."

Qin Huairu's expression eased a little, "You are still mature and steady. I was indeed a little anxious!"

Then the two of them came to the front yard.

"Old Yan, has Zhuzi gone out so early?"

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "Yes, I just got up and saw Sha Zhu go out in gorgeous clothes."

"I asked him curiously if he wanted to go on a blind date. He smiled brightly and left with a look of excitement on his face."

Yi Zhonghai hesitated for a moment and pretended to be worried: "Huai Ru, go and see. Zhuzi is simple-minded. Don't let anyone fool you."

Qin Huairu smiled calmly, "Master is really thoughtful. Zhuzi is kind-hearted and can be easily taken advantage of by people with ulterior motives. As neighbors, we should really pay more attention to him."

"Tui... what a thing, he talks about morality and justice, but in fact he is full of thieves and prostitutes, and schemes and calculations."

Watching the two of them leave, Yan Bugui immediately spat.

When He Yuzhu arrived at the street, he saw people rushing around. Although most of them were dressed simply and looked pale and thin, they were in very good spirits.

Compared with the future generations where materialism is rampant, people are impetuous and human nature is cold, He Yuzhu prefers the present life, because the motherland is now full of vitality, the people have firm beliefs and are full of hope for the future.

He Yuzhu sat down at a roadside stall and ordered a bowl of tofu pudding and two scallion pancakes.

Qin Huairu searched for a long time and finally saw He Yuzhu in front of a roadside stall.

The moment she saw He Yuzhu, Qin Huairu was dazed for a moment.

The angular face, delicate and smooth skin, and dark and deep eyes sparkled in the morning light.

Qin Huairu straightened her clothes, tucked her hair away from her ears, and walked towards He Yuzhu leisurely, smiling like a flower and saying, "Zhuzi, do you want to have breakfast?"

He Yuzhu looked up and saw the pretentious Qin Huairu. A trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, but he ignored her and continued to eat his breakfast with his head down.

He Yuzhu's look of disdain and disgust deeply hurt Qin Huairu. She had never suffered such an injustice before, and tears came instantly.

"Wuwu...Zhuzi, I know Banggeng's words hurt you, and I've already taught him a lesson. Can you please stop holding it against you?"

He Yuzhu suddenly felt like he was screwed, and angrily said, "Boss, can you please get rid of this crazy woman in front of me? She's crying in front of me so early in the morning. If you don't think it's bad luck, then why should I?"

When the boss saw this, he instantly became angry. These were the things they hated the most in their business.

"Comrade, please leave immediately."

Qin Huairu glanced at He Yuzhu with resentment, then wiped away her tears and smiled at the boss, "Boss, I want a bowl of tofu pudding too!"

The boss said in a deep voice: "We are open for business, and everyone who comes is a guest, but you cannot disturb other guests."

Qin Huairu smiled sweetly, "Don't worry, boss, I will never disturb other guests."

When Qin Huairu saw the boss leave, she sat down opposite He Yuzhu.

Seeing this, He Yuzhu frowned slightly, quickly ate the tofu pudding, picked up two scallion pancakes, stood up suddenly, turned around and left.

"Zhu Zi, wait for Sister Qin!"

He Yuzhu pretended not to hear, but his steps became faster, as if he was hiding from some plague god.

Qin Huairu stood up and tried to chase him, but was stopped by the boss, "Comrade, your tofu pudding is ready. You have to pay for it even if you don't want to eat it."

Qin Huairu stamped her feet angrily and reluctantly paid the bill.