Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

The next day.

He Yuzhu was awakened by the crowing of a rooster. He raised his wrist to check his watch. It was six forty. He sat up instantly with a somersault.

He Yuzhu put on his clothes and got up. He picked up a newspaper on the table, bent down, picked up the urinal on the ground, and walked out.

As soon as I went out, I saw Liu Guangtian coming back with the urine pot.

Liu Guangtian said with a smile: "Uncle, you are still emptying the chamber pot yourself?"

He Yuzhu was at a loss for words and said jokingly, "If I don't empty the chamber pot myself, can you still do it for me?"

"Uncle, I have to go home for my morning study. See you later!"

When Liu Guangtian saw He Yuzhu asked him to help empty the chamber pot, he ran away.

"If you see me, just hide away. I'll let Fatty Liu give you a few more lashes of the belt when I get back."

He Yuzhu cursed a few words, then turned and walked out of the courtyard.

After emptying the chamber pot, He Yuzhu went to the faucet in the yard to rinse it, then returned to the room and put it under the bed.

After putting away the chamber pot, the clean-loving He Yuzhu went to the faucet to wash his hands, and then came to the washbasin rack to wash his face. It was an enamel basin with a red edge and a white bottom. There was a lotus flower printed on the bottom of the basin, and there were two fat ducks next to the lotus flowers.

No, not two fat ducks, but two mandarin ducks.

He Yuzhu scooped up the water and rubbed his face twice, then picked up the towel hanging on the rack to wipe the water stains on his face, then wet the towel and wiped his neck.

After washing his face, He Yuzhu felt refreshed and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Soon, a rich aroma came from He Yuzhu's kitchen.

Jia Zhang, who smelled the fragrance, couldn't help swallowing her saliva and cursing:

"You damn fool, you're making delicious food again. You're not afraid of dying from the greasy food when you eat this delicious food every day!"

"You bastard who doesn't know how to respect the elderly and love the young, you didn't even bring a bowl of rice to my mother, you have no filial piety at all, you deserve to never find a wife in your life."

With Jia Zhang's temper in the previous two months, she would have gone to He Yuzhu's house to snatch food, but after these two months of beatings, she became timid and dared not do so.

He knew that even if she begged for food now, Sha Zhu would not only not give it to her, but might even slap her twice.

After Yi Zhonghai lost power, he could no longer protect her, and her previous actions of throwing a tantrum were no longer effective.

Now he doesn’t even dare to call out his catchphrase, “Lao Jia”, as he could easily go to jail if he does.

Jia Zhang feels that she is timid in everything she does now and lives a very depressed life.

Bang Geng gnashed his teeth and said, "Grandma, don't worry, when I grow up, I will definitely teach Sha Zhu a lesson."

Xiao Dang said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, it's all your fault. If you didn't scold Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu wouldn't ignore us and wouldn't not give us meat to eat."

Bang Geng said angrily, "Xiao Dang, shut up. What's wrong with me scolding him? Not only do I want to scold him, I also want to beat him up."

"If anyone dares to treat me badly, I will beat him, scold him and curse him. Shazhu is so rich, why doesn't he give me money to spend and meat to eat?"

"That short-lived bastard Shazhu not only treats me badly, but he also dares to hit me. I will never let him go. Although I am no match for him now, I will definitely beat him to death when I grow up."

Xiao Dang was frightened by Bang Geng's ferocious face and whispered:

"Brother, you can't treat Shazhu like this. Shazhu has helped us for many years and has done a favor to our family. We can't repay kindness with hatred."

Bang Geng said disdainfully: "Bullshit, I didn't ask him to help our family, he wanted to help us, what does it have to do with us?"

"Since our family is poor, Sha Zhu should help us without asking for anything in return. We accept his help to give him face, and he should be grateful to us."

"This bastard is such an ungrateful person. He stopped helping me after two or three years and even locked his room. It's obvious that he's trying to keep a distance from me. Sooner or later, I'm going to steal everything from his house."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang's eyes lit up and she said excitedly, "My dear grandson, I support you in stealing all the money from Sha Zhu's family."

For the past two months, Jia Zhang had either been starving in prison or eating steamed buns and cornmeal porridge at home. Her appetite had become starving and she had been craving for a big meal.

Bang Geng said in distress: "I would like to steal everything from Sha Zhu's house, but Sha Zhu locks the door every day, so I can't get in!"

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang started cursing again:

"You damn bastard, why did he lock the door? Sooner or later I will smash his door to pieces!"

Bang Geng smelled the fragrance, his stomach kept growling, and he shouted loudly:

"Grandma, go buy some meat. I want to eat meat, too."

Jia Zhang smiled bitterly and said, "My dear grandson, grandma also wants to buy you some meat, but I really have no money now. All the money has been divided up by the bastards in the courtyard."

Bang Geng said angrily: "What should I do? I really want to eat meat!"

Jia Zhang swallowed her saliva and said with eagerness on her face:

"Grandma wants to eat meat too, but I really have no money. Why don't we find a way to steal from Sha Zhu's house?"

"Didn't I tell you that Sha Zhu's house is closed, so I can't get in?"

"I'll find a way to get Shazhu to open the door."

Xiao Dang reminded them, "Grandma, brother, don't steal anything. If you are caught, you will be arrested by the police."

When Jia Zhang heard the police call, her legs trembled involuntarily and her face was filled with panic.

Bang Geng said nonchalantly, "Isn't it okay if no one finds out?"

Hearing this, Jia Zhang said excitedly, "That's right! If no one finds out, then nothing will happen, right?"

"That bastard Shazhu is going to work, so we'll go to his house and steal things while he's at work."

Bang Geng sighed and said, "It would be great if I could pick the lock. Then I could rob anyone's house I want."

Jia Zhang suddenly said excitedly: "I think I have found a way to make Sha Zhu not lock the door."

Bang Geng blurted out: "What method?"

Jia Zhang smiled mysteriously: "You will know later!"

After finishing his meal, He Yuzhu pushed his bicycle out and locked the door.

At this time, Jia Zhang suddenly jumped out of the house and shouted angrily:

"He Yuzhu, as the eldest uncle in the courtyard, how can you take the lead in locking the door?"

"You should know that our courtyard is a model courtyard, and we don't lock the doors at night. If you take the lead in locking the doors, people will think too much."

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and complained in his heart:

"As the saying goes, 'A red plum surrounds a red plum, and a black plum surrounds a black plum.' A stupid and pig-like shrew like Jia Zhang has learned how to use moral blackmail and make random accusations after staying with Yi Zhonghai for so long."

At this time, Yan Bugui heard what Jia Zhang said and also joined in:

"He Yuzhu, as the eldest uncle in the courtyard, you should take the lead. How can you take the lead in locking the door? Isn't this destroying unity?"

He Yuzhu sneered, "Old Dog Yan, is there any law that says you can't lock your own door?"

Yan Bugui was speechless and stammered, "Although there is no legal provision, our compound is a model compound after all. It is wrong for you to take the lead in locking the door."