Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

When He Yuzhu returned to the courtyard carrying two kilograms of pork, the people who were fanning themselves with palm-leaf fans and chatting immediately turned their eyes to He Yuzhu.

When they saw the pork on He Yuzhu's cart, their eyes suddenly lit up, and many people even swallowed involuntarily.

The most praised ones among them were the Yan family and the Jia family. Their saliva was all over the floor and the desire in their eyes was so naked.

The Yan family hasn't eaten pork for half a year, especially after Yan Bugui was punished by the school. They haven't eaten even a drop of oil. The most they can eat is boiled cabbage and potatoes.

The Jia family was not much better off, especially after they compensated everyone for their losses. Their every day meals consisted of steamed corn bread and cornmeal porridge. When they suddenly saw pork, the eyes of several gluttons instantly turned green.

"Uncle, you're off work!"

"Uncle, thank you for your hard work today!"

"Uncle, did you buy pork?"

He Yuzhu responded with a smile and a nod, acting like a great leader.

Seeing He Yuzhu's unlimited glory, Yan Bugui's eyes were filled with resentment and he blurted out:

"Zhu Zi, I heard that you were promoted to canteen director. This is the first time in our hospital that this has happened. Shouldn't you set up a few tables to celebrate?"

When He Yuzhu heard this, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he cursed in his heart:

"You son of a bitch, I haven't come to settle accounts with you yet, and you're trying to gang up on me again. Damn it, do you really think I'm easy to bully?"

He Yuzhu was burning with rage, and with a thought, a bad luck talisman was attached to Yan Bugui. Yan Bugui instantly felt shrouded in a cloud of haze and shivered uncontrollably.

Sure enough, as soon as Yan Bugui finished speaking, others echoed him.

"Yes! This has never happened before in our hospital. A high-ranking official like the canteen director should be celebrated properly."

"Zhu Zi, since you were little, I knew you would have great potential. Today you have finally made it, and we should celebrate."

"Zhu Zi, you were promoted to an uncle not long ago, and now you are promoted to the canteen director. It's a double happiness, so we must celebrate it in a big way."

"Yes, it's a double happiness, we have to celebrate it in a big way!"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Now the country advocates frugality, and as a leader, I should set an example and play a leading role, so we must not do anything big. You can't force me to make mistakes."

After saying this, He Yuzhu pushed his bicycle into the Intermediate Courtyard, not giving anyone a chance to continue persuading him.

Seeing that the chance to eat for free had slipped away, the beasts were unwilling to give up and continued to shout:

"Zhu Zi, if a big event is not possible, a small one should be ok!"

"Yeah! No matter how lenient the government is, it can't stop people from drinking and celebrating, right?"

He Yuzhu pretended not to hear, walked through the middle courtyard and went straight to the deaf old lady's house.

Seeing He Yuzhu leave, everyone started complaining again.

"Who asked Zhuzi to make such a big event? This scared Zhuzi so much that he didn't dare to do it."

"What do you mean by scaring Zhuzi into not doing it? He never even thought of doing it."

"Impossible. I know Zhuzi. He has always been a kind-hearted person since he was young..."

"You're right. Uncle is passionate, kind, and has a strong sense of collective honor. If you weren't so greedy, how could he not do it?"

Seeing that everyone was blaming each other, Yan Bugui realized that he could not force Sha Zhu to treat them, so he walked home in boredom.

When Yan Bugui was about to step over the threshold, his left leg suddenly felt numb and he was unable to lift it up. He was tripped by the threshold and fell to the ground.

As luck would have it, Yan Bugui's nose hit the shovel that fell on the ground, and blood immediately gushed out of his nose.

"what!"

As luck would have it, the other end of the shovel hit the thermos in the corner.

The inner tank of the thermos exploded instantly, and the hot water in the bottle gushed out rapidly, splashing all over Yan Bugui.

"what!"

Yan Bugui screamed like a pig being slaughtered.

Everyone was attracted by Yan Bugui's screams and came to Yan's house to watch the excitement. When they saw Yan Bugui's miserable condition, they couldn't help but gasp.

I saw blood gushing out of Yan Bugui's nostrils, and his face, neck, arms and thighs were all covered with blisters. He looked as miserable as could be.

"What on earth did this old dog Yan do? Why is he injured like this?"

"Look at the scene. Old Dog Yan must have tripped first, and then the thermos suddenly exploded. Old Dog Yan suffered a double injury."

"Old Dog Yan must have done too many evil things and got his comeuppance, otherwise why would he be so unlucky?"

"That makes sense. Good deeds are rewarded with good, and evil deeds are punished with evil. It's not that there is no retribution, it's just that the time has not come yet..."

"This old dog Yan deserves it. The weather isn't that hot, but he wants to show off his charm by wearing shorts and short-sleeved shirts. If he had worn long-sleeved shirts and long pants, he wouldn't have been burned so badly."

"Indeed, this old dog Yan has been letting himself go since he was expelled from school. I saw him staring at a girl's butt the other day."

"Alas, the world is really going downhill and people's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be!"

Yan Bugui saw that he was seriously injured, but his neighbors not only did not help him, but instead mocked him. He immediately became furious and cursed:

"You bunch of conscienceless bastards, can't you see that I'm injured? Why don't you take me to the hospital?"

Upon hearing this, everyone took a few steps back at the same time.

"You're injured, it's none of my business, you're not mine."

"That's right, you're injured, what's the big deal? It's not me who hurt you, why should I send you to the hospital?"

"Your legs aren't broken, don't you know how to walk?"

"You don't have a wife or a son, don't you know to ask them to send you there?"

"We dare not send a person with such corrupt morals as you to the hospital, for fear of being blackmailed by you."

Yang Ruihua and Yan Jiecheng, who had just returned home, saw a group of people gathered at their doorstep. They immediately realized that something had happened at home, and quickly pushed through the crowd and rushed into the house.

When they saw Yan Bugui's miserable condition, Yang Ruihua and Yan Jiecheng were horrified.

Yang Ruihua glared at his neighbors and asked sternly:

"Who among you beat my old Yan like this? I will never stop fighting you until you die."

When everyone heard this, they were instantly shocked.

"Yang Ruihua, are you a mad dog? You just bite people without thinking. Yan Bugui fell and got hurt by himself. It has nothing to do with us."

"The guy's crotch wasn't tight, so this thing popped out, and when it opened its mouth it started spewing shit..."

Yan Bugui said angrily: "Yang Ruihua, stop arguing and take me to the hospital."

Yang Ruihua woke up as if from a dream and asked with concern: "Old Yan, can you walk by yourself?"

Yan Bugui said angrily, "I can't walk at all. Not only did my leg get hurt, it was also burned. Go and borrow the cart from the next door yard."

Upon hearing this, Yang Ruihua immediately said to Yan Jiecheng: "Jiecheng, go borrow a cart. Your father is seriously injured and must be hospitalized. I need to pack some things..."

Upon hearing this, Yan Jiecheng nodded slightly, turned around and left the courtyard.

After a while, Yan Jiecheng borrowed the cart back.

With the help of Yang Ruihua and Yan Jiecheng, Yan Bugui successfully lay down on the cart.