Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"The process was actually very simple. The unlucky Xu Damao suddenly rolled down the stairs, and as he rolled down, he pulled off Aunt Cui's pants."

"Aunt Cui was furious and called a few good sisters to beat Xu Damao up. Not long after, Xu Damao fainted."

As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, the deaf old lady said indignantly:

"This Xu Damao is such a jerk. How could he pull down a lesbian's pants? Isn't this just hooliganism?"

"He is insane, morally corrupt, a beast in human form, a beast in human clothing. Such a person who has committed so many evil deeds is not worthy of being entrusted with one's life."

"Xiao E, listen to the old lady's advice and divorce Xu Damao as soon as possible. The sooner you divorce, the sooner you will be free..."

He Yuzhu looked at the deaf old lady with a strange expression. In her previous life, this old lady had tried her best to persuade Lou Xiao'e to divorce, and it was the same in this life.

Doesn't she know that it is better to demolish ten temples than to ruin a marriage?

He Yuzhu has lived two lives, but he still can't understand why the deaf old lady favors Lou Xiao'e but treats Xu Damao with contempt.

Could it be that because Lou Xiao'e was a young lady from a wealthy family, she saw the shadow of her youth in Lou Xiao'e?

But the deaf old lady didn’t seem to come from a wealthy family. Could it be that she had always dreamed of becoming someone like Lou Xiao’e?

This deaf old lady wouldn't regard Lou Xiao'e as her spiritual sustenance and wouldn't want to see the white moonlight in her mind being ruined by a bastard like Xu Damao, right?

Maybe in her mind, Lou Xiao'e is the elite and Xu Damao is the country bumpkin.

If Xu Damao is a country boy, then he and Xu Damao have the same status and are both country boys.

Then why did she go to such lengths to push Lou Xiao'e onto his bed in her previous life?

Did she feel sorry for herself in her previous life and wanted to leave him a descendant? Or did she really love herself and wanted to arrange a beautiful future for him?

Lou Xiao'e complained a little: "Old lady, what are you talking about? Damao didn't deliberately pull down the pants of the female comrade. This was all an accident."

The deaf old lady said in a deep voice: "How do you know it was an accident? I think Xu Damao probably did it on purpose."

"I have watched him grow up. No one knows him better than me. This guy has had evil thoughts since he was a child. There is nothing he dares not to do."

"Xiao'e, old lady, I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. I will never be wrong. Xu Damao is really not someone worthy of entrusting your life to. Divorce him as soon as possible."

"Cough cough!"

He Yuzhu coughed twice and laughed dryly: "Old lady, I would rather demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage..."

The deaf old lady glared at He Yuzhu and said unhappily, "It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage. The "marriage" here refers to a happy marriage, but is Xiao'e and Xu Damao's marriage happy?"

He Yuzhu wanted to refute a few more words, but seeing the warning look in the deaf old lady's eyes, he could only smile bitterly and said, "Old lady, you are right."

Lou Xiao'e said angrily, "He Yuzhu, do you also think that Xu Damao took off his pants on purpose?"

He Yuzhu really wanted to nod, but his upright character did not allow him to speak nonsense.

"Xu Damao probably didn't do it on purpose. He's not stupid enough to risk getting injured by taking off an old lady's pants. What's more, this old lady has a bad reputation and is someone no one wants to mess with."

The deaf old lady glanced at He Yuzhu with disdain, and there was a hint of anger in her eyes at his lack of fighting spirit.

He Yuzhu's heart moved, and he muttered, "Isn't this old lady trying to match me up with Lou Xiao'e again?"

"That won't do. I'm not Prime Minister Cao. I don't like married women. I prefer virgin girls."

The deaf old lady continued, "Xiao'e, Xu Damao may not have done it on purpose this time, but he did destroy Zhuzi's marriage on purpose, right?"

Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e cast an apologetic look at He Yuzhu and whispered:

"It is true that Xu Damao did something dishonest. I have already scolded him, and he has received the corresponding punishment. I hope you don't take it to heart, Zhuzi."

"Besides, Xu Damao and the others didn't ruin your marriage. When you get married, Xu Damao and I will give you a big red envelope as an apology."

The deaf old lady said angrily: "Who said it wasn't ruined? Zhuzi's marriage was ruined again by Xu Damao and his gang."

"How could it be?" Lou Xiao'e was shocked.

The deaf old lady said sternly, "Why not? These bastards are so powerful that they found out the identity of He Yuzhu's girlfriend and desperately wrote a letter of denunciation to the woman's family. The woman's parents were influenced by them and have already called off the engagement."

Lou Xiao'e tilted her head to look at He Yuzhu and confirmed again: "He Yuzhu, is your marriage really on the rocks again?"

He Yuzhu nodded slightly, and said sarcastically, "Lou Xiao'e, your husband and his friends really have good intentions. I was on guard so strictly, but they still took advantage of the loopholes."

Lou Xiao'e looked guilty and sighed, "He Yuzhu, it's really not easy for you to find a wife!"

As Lou Xiao'e spoke, she looked at him with pity in her eyes.

Lou Xiao'e's pitying look deeply hurt He Yuzhu, who instantly flew into a rage and roared loudly:

"Lou Xiao'e, don't look at me like that. I'm in a high position now. I'm young and rich. I'm tall and handsome. I can find any wife I want."

Lou Xiao'e consoled him, "Zhu Zi, don't get excited. Let's talk it over."

He Yuzhu's eyes were fierce, "Am I excited?"

Lou Xiao'e said timidly: "You said you're not excited, but your eyes look like you want to eat me!"

The deaf old lady took the opportunity to interrupt and said, "Xiao E, now you know the evil that Xu Damao has done, right? You really can't keep a man like that, divorce him quickly!"

Lou Xiao'e sighed and said, "Old lady, divorce is not as easy as you think."

The deaf old lady raised her eyebrows and asked, "Why, your parents don't agree with your divorce?"

Lou Xiao'e said in a depressed mood: "Old lady, let's not talk about this matter anymore, okay?"

The deaf old lady knew not to push too hard, so she ended the topic.

The deaf old lady, who had become shrewd, actually knew Lou Xiao'e's difficulties. Lou Xiao'e came from a poor family and her background was too good, so not many people were willing to marry her.

If she gets divorced, it would be her second marriage and no one would be willing to marry her. Moreover, the current situation is becoming increasingly unfriendly to people of her status.

Lou Xiao'e restrained her expression, looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Zhuzi, do you know who Aunt Cui is? Xu Damao is worried that Aunt Cui's family will retaliate against him."

He Yuzhu gloated: "Xu Damao has really hit a wall this time. Aunt Cui's husband is a high-ranking officer in the army. I heard he is a major general. He has already spread the word that he wants to abolish Xu Damao."

Lou Xiao'e said anxiously, "How could they do this? Xu Damao didn't do it on purpose. Besides, Xu Damao has been beaten so badly, why are they still refusing to give in?"