Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

In a blink of an eye, the school was on summer vacation, and the yard suddenly became more lively, with the sounds of children playing and fighting everywhere.

During the summer vacation, the school did not allow students to stay on campus, so He Yushui packed up his things and returned to the courtyard.

As soon as He Yushui returned to the courtyard, he began to wash clothes, fold quilts, and take care of the deaf old lady's excrement and urine.

Her purpose was very clear, which was to please the deaf old lady and then let her speak well of her brother and gain his forgiveness.

He Yushui is not stupid at all. She knows clearly that in this courtyard, the person He Yuzhu respects most is the deaf old lady. One good word from the deaf old lady about her is worth ten or a hundred words from others.

Seeing He Yushui sweating profusely from working so hard, the deaf old lady smiled and said, "Yushui, take a break first and drink some water!"

He Yushui smiled lightly and said, "Old lady, I'm not tired!"

"Take a rest even if you are not tired. Seeing you sweating so much, the old lady feels sorry for you."

"Old lady, I'll rest later. I'll take your quilt out to dry first, and then soak the quilt cover in water so I can wash it in the afternoon."

"Rainwater, thank you for your hard work!"

"It's not hard work!"

After a while, He Yushui finished his work and sat down to chat with the deaf old lady.

"Rainwater, drink some water!"

"Thank you, ma'am!"

"What are you thanking me for? You've been busy at my house for the whole morning, and the old lady can only treat you to a glass of boiled water."

He Yushui smiled and asked inconspicuously:

"Madam, isn't my brother getting married soon? Why haven't I seen him preparing wedding supplies?"

The deaf old lady sighed and said, "You don't know yet, your brother's marriage is ruined again."

He Yushui was shocked: "How could it be? Aren't they already engaged?"

"Now that we're engaged, can't we cancel the engagement?"

"Why would the other party cancel the engagement? Isn't this just teasing me?"

The deaf old lady shouted angrily: "Why else? Xu Damao and his gang of bastards are causing trouble!"

He Yushui was also angry and said: "How can they do such a hateful thing? Aren't they afraid of giving birth to a child without an anus?"

"Old lady, who else could it be besides Xu Damao? I'm going to settle accounts with them now."

The deaf old lady whispered, "Besides Xu Damao, there are also Yan Bugui, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu."

"However, they can't return to the courtyard now. Xu Damao and Yan Bugui are in hospital, and Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu are in prison."

He Yushui opened his mouth in surprise and asked in a trembling voice, "Did my brother do all this?"

The deaf old lady glared and said, "Don't talk nonsense. They have done too many evil things and this is retribution."

"Is it retribution?"

Seeing that He Yushui looked confused, the deaf old lady told He Yushui the reason why Yi Zhonghai and other three had gotten into trouble.

After listening to this, He Yushui clapped his hands and said:

"God has eyes. These bastards have done so many evil things that they deserve this retribution."

"Old lady, I don't quite understand why Yi Zhonghai and the other three are trying so hard to stop my brother from getting married?"

"Do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to understand?"

"Old lady, I don't quite understand. Can you explain it to me?"

The deaf old lady did not hide anything and began to speak calmly.

After hearing this, He Yushui was so angry that he trembled all over and started cursing.

The deaf old lady said calmly: "Yushui, stop scolding. No matter how much you scold, it won't hurt a hair on my body."

He Yushui said angrily, "Old lady, don't persuade me. Let me scold you for a while, otherwise I won't feel happy."

"Especially that bitch Qin Huairu. My brother was kind enough to help her, but she wanted to destroy our He family. This vicious woman is ungrateful for her kindness."

"You can curse me if you want!"

The deaf old lady had no expression on her face, but she was complaining in her heart: "Who are you showing off your furious look to? But you always spoke well of Widow Qin and tried your best to match Zhuzi and Widow Qin together..."

Half an hour later, He Yushui was tired of scolding, so he picked up the enamel cup and started drinking.

"Rainwater, there's still some boiling water in the bottle, if it's not enough, pour it yourself!"

"Ok!"

He Yushui put down the enamel cup, wiped the water stains on the corners of his mouth, and said softly:

"Old lady, if I introduce a girlfriend to my brother, he will probably forgive me, right?"

The deaf old lady pursed her lips and said, "You are a student, how can you meet a good girl? Your brother is the director of the cafeteria now. He doesn't like ordinary girls. Don't bother yourself."

He Yushui was surprised and asked, "What? My brother got promoted again and became the canteen director?"

The deaf old lady smiled and nodded: "Yes, your brother is young and rich now, and has a bright future. He will not have to worry about not finding a wife."

He Yushui was delighted to get a positive answer, but his eyes were rolling around as if he was thinking about something.

"I underestimated my silly brother. I didn't expect him to become the canteen director in such a short time. His future achievements will be limitless. There is no way I will give up on such a big guy. I must hold on to him tightly."

"As long as I can get my brother's forgiveness, I will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life."

"Isn't it difficult for my brother to get married? As long as I introduce a girlfriend to my brother and help him get married, he will definitely forgive me immediately."

"And Yu Haitang is the best candidate. She despises the poor and loves the rich. She has been interested in my brother before. Now my brother has been promoted to the canteen director. She must be eager to marry my brother immediately."

"Yu Haitang is both pretty and stylish, and she is recognized as the school's most beautiful girl. My brother, who is still a virgin, will definitely be attracted to her."

He Yushui gathered his thoughts and said confidently:

"Old lady, don't underestimate me. My good friend is the campus belle of our school. She looks like a fairy. My brother will definitely like her when he sees her."

The deaf old lady said arrogantly: "Your brother is not a person who cares about appearance. Just having a pretty face is not enough..."

He Yushui said coquettishly: "Oh, old lady, just arrange for them to meet. Even if it doesn't work out, there's no loss, right?"

The deaf old lady smiled faintly and said, "You have a point."

"Great, I'll go and invite Yu Haitang to visit my home now."

After saying this, He Yushui walked out happily.

The deaf old lady shouted: "Rainwater, wait a minute!"

"Grandma, what's wrong? Didn't you agree?" He Yushui looked puzzled.

The deaf old lady said unhappily, "He Yushui, you are already an adult, why are you still so impatient? It's almost noon now, is it appropriate for you to ask someone to come over at this time?"

"Since you want to arrange a blind date for your brother, you should clean the house first, buy some food, and then invite the girl to your home."

Hearing this, He Yushui smiled and said, "Old lady, you are really thoughtful. I will go clean the room now."

"By the way, old lady, do you have the key to my brother's room? His room is locked and I can't get in."

"I have the key to your brother's room, but I can't give it to you now!"

"why?"

"Because I'm hungry, old lady!"

"Then I'll cook right away and clean the room after dinner!"