Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu's home.

When He Yuzhu and three others were enjoying their meal of five dishes and a soup, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Knock, knock, knock..."

The deaf old lady frowned and asked, "Who is so rude to knock on the door when others are having dinner?"

He Yushui also yelled in dissatisfaction: "Who is it?"

The two little ungrateful wolves remembered Qin Huairu's instructions and just knocked on the door without making any noise.

The deaf old lady said coldly: "Since he doesn't say anything, then ignore him and let's continue eating."

"Knock, knock, knock..."

He Yuzhu put down his chopsticks irritably, stood up and said, "You guys eat, I'll go see who is so rude?"

"Crench!"

When He Yuzhu opened the door, he saw Xiaodang and Huaihua each holding a large enamel bowl, looking at him pitifully.

Xiao Dang said with tears in her eyes: "Uncle He, I haven't eaten for a day. I'm hungry. I want to eat meat."

Huaihua immediately agreed, "Uncle He, I'm hungry too. Can you give me some meat? You loved me the most before."

He Yuzhu watched the performance of the two ungrateful people and said in amazement:

"As expected of Widow Qin's offspring, he can cry poor and act pitiful at such a young age."

"It really fits the old saying: A dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse's son knows how to dig holes."

"This widow Qin is really something. She knows that she can't get any food from me, but she actually lets these two little brats come to beg for it. Does she think I will be soft-hearted and give them some alms?"

He Yuzhu had a fierce expression and cursed: "You are hungry, it has nothing to do with me, get out of here and don't disturb me while I'm eating."

Seeing that He Yuzhu refused to give them meat, the two ungrateful people started crying loudly.

"Uncle He, give me some meat. I'm hungry. Don't you love me the most? My mother said you gave me my name."

"Uncle He, I'm so hungry. I want to eat meat. Only you can give me meat. From now on, you are my real father."

Xu Damao, who was limping home, happened to hear this and said jokingly:

"He Yuzhu, what are you waiting for? Two bowls of meat can get you two daughters for free. This deal is worth it..."

When the neighbors heard the noise, they all came out to watch the fun.

There was no television in that era, and even few people had radios. The main entertainment activity for ordinary people was bragging and chatting, and they would go wherever there was excitement.

He Yuzhu said with disdain: "I don't dare to have such an ungrateful daughter."

"Xu Damao, why don't you just take them in? Your family doesn't need this little money anyway."

Liu Guangqi joked, "Xu Damao, I think what the uncle said is right. You can't have children anyway. Take Xiaodang and Huaihua in, and you won't have to worry about your retirement in the future."

He Yuzhu said urgently, "Xiaodang, Huaihua, quickly call Xu Damao daddy. He is willing to adopt you. As long as you two follow him, you can eat meat every day."

Xiaodang and Huaihua both knew that Xu Damao's family was well off and often brought back local specialties such as chickens and ducks from the countryside.

After hearing what He Yuzhu said, the two little ungrateful people's eyes lit up, and they immediately left He Yuzhu and ran towards Xu Damao.

A moment later, the two ungrateful bastards each hugged one of Xu Damao's legs.

"Dad Xu, can you really give me meat every day?"

"Dad Xu, as long as you give me meat to eat, I will definitely take care of you when you are old."

Upon seeing this, He Yuzhu immediately shouted, "Everyone, applaud! Congratulations to Xu Damao for finally having a daughter."

"Clap!"

The onlookers were very cooperative and clapped their hands, and the applause was deafening.

"Xu Damao, congratulations, this is a big happy event, you must set up two tables to celebrate."

"Xu Damao, this is indeed a happy event and must be celebrated. You have adopted the two sisters Xiaodang and Huaihua, and maybe you can also adopt their mother, the widow Qin, as well."

"Kill two birds with one stone, double happiness, Xu Damao, you've made a fortune this time."

Xu Damao was confused for a moment, "Who am I? Where am I?"

"I just teased Shazhu, how come in the blink of an eye, it seems like I want to adopt a daughter?"

"Even if I want to adopt a daughter, I won't adopt these two troublemakers. As soon as I adopt them, Bang Geng and Jia Zhang will come to my house to eat and drink for free."

"Wait, why would I adopt a daughter? Can't I give birth to one myself?"

"My dear mother, these bastards are scolding me for not being able to have children?"

Xu Damao was furious and roared:

"He Yuzhu, what do you mean? I'm still so young, why would I need to adopt a child?"

He Yuzhu said earnestly, "Xu Damao, I'm doing this for your own good. Look at Yi Zhonghai and his wife. They were unwilling to give up when they were young and thought they could have children. As a result, they were still childless when they were in their fifties. They ended up with a hopeless fate. You can't repeat their mistakes!"

When Yi Zhonghai and his wife, who were standing behind the crowd, heard what He Yuzhu said, their faces looked uglier than if their father had died.

Liu Haizhong showed a compassionate expression and consoled him:

"Da Mao, listen to the advice and eat your fill. Zhuzi really has good intentions. Look at Yi Zhonghai and his wife, they are both gray-haired and childless. How pitiful! When they die, there won't even be anyone to collect their bodies..."

Yi Zhonghai and his wife felt as if their broken hearts had been stabbed again.

Li Guifang immediately decided to speed up the process of adopting a child. She didn't want to be left alone when she was old or have no one to take care of her, or die without a body to collect.

In fact, she had been planning to adopt a child for a long time, but was delayed because of too many things going on recently.

Sun Jinfeng echoed, "Da Mao, this is a rare opportunity, just accept Xiao Dang and his sister!"

"Xiaodang and Huaihua are holding onto your legs tightly, obviously approving of you. Why are you still hesitating?"

"Look, they are each holding one of your legs. What a warm scene!"

Seeing this, Xu Damao became furious. He kicked the two ungrateful wolves with his left and right legs, and instantly kicked them away.

Xiaodang and Huaihua burst into tears immediately.

He Yuzhu was delighted when he saw this. In fact, he had wanted to beat up these two ungrateful people for a long time, but they were too young and beating them would lead to criticism, so he had not taken action yet.

These two ungrateful little bastards also had a blood feud with him. In their previous life, they ate his food, drank his drinks, spent his money, and lived in his house. But when he was old and unable to work, they began to despise and abuse him.

In the end, he was kicked out of the house because his legs were broken by Bang Geng, which must have been due to the instigation of these two women, so he will never let these two people have an easy life in this life.

He Yuzhu collected his thoughts and reprimanded with great righteousness:

"Xu Damao, what are you doing? Why do you beat Xiaodang and Huaihua? They just want a father, what's wrong with that?"

Liu Haizhong said righteously, "Xu Damao, this is what you did wrong. Xiaodang and Huaihua have been without a father since they were young, which is already very pitiful. How could you hit her?"

Before he finished speaking, others began to speak.

"This Xu Damao is so inhumane. How could he hit a child?"

"Who said it wasn't true? Fortunately, Xu Damao couldn't have children. If he had a child, he would have been beaten to death."

"No wonder Xu Damao can't have children. It turns out he did too many evil things and now he's getting his retribution!"

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