Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Yu Haitang said coquettishly: "Hubby, I feel weak all over. Can I rest here tonight?"

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "As long as you are not afraid alone, then I have no problem..."

Yu Haitang said proudly: "What's there to be afraid of? I'm often alone at home."

He Yuzhu couldn't help but remind him, "Your house is a large compound with many neighbors, but this is a private house. Aren't you afraid?"

Yu Haitang smiled and said, "Hubby, don't worry, I'm not as timid as you think."

He Yuzhu nodded and said, "Okay, then you can rest here tonight. I will come to see you at noon tomorrow and buy the electric fan by the way."

Yu Haitang said excitedly: "Honey, I'll prepare lunch and wait for you!"

"Can you still cook?"

"Of course, but it's not as delicious as yours."

"It's okay, I'm not picky about food. Here's five dollars, use it to buy groceries!"

"No, I have money!"

"What money do you have as a student? Take it now."

"That doesn't cost five dollars."

"If you can't use it all this time, you can use it next time you sell vegetables!"

"OK then!"

……

The next day.

Steel Rolling Mill, Deputy Director's Office.

When Li Huaide saw He Yuzhu, his face suddenly smiled like a chrysanthemum.

"Zhu Zi, come in and sit down."

He Yuzhu immediately complimented him, "Director Li, you are really dedicated to your duties, working day and night, and you have been working hard for the development of the factory."

"I really admire your spirit of giving up your own family for the sake of the public, not expecting anything in return, working day and night regardless of the cold or heat, and silently devoting yourself."

Li Huaide laughed loudly when he heard this:

"Zhu Zi, when did you become so cultured and have so many words to flatter others?"

He Yuzhu said sincerely, "Director, I'm not trying to flatter you. This is all from my heart."

Li Huaide said kindly: "Why call me Director? Call me Brother Li!"

He Yuzhu said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Brother Li, it's better to call it job title during working hours, right?"

Li Huaide said indifferently: "There are only two of us in the office now, and no outsiders, so calling me Brother Li sounds more intimate to me."

Hearing this, He Yuzhu immediately said with a shameless face: "Brother Li, give me a ticket for the electric fan!"

"Electric fan ticket?"

"Yes! I am most afraid of heat. I can't stand the heat at night."

"You kid, why don't you come to the temple for no reason?"

"hey-hey!"

"I can give you the fan ticket, but I can't give it to you for free!"

"Brother Li, if you have anything to tell me, I won't blink an eye, no matter if it means climbing a mountain of swords or diving into a sea of ​​fire."

"It's not that hard. Tomorrow an elder of mine is having a birthday. You can leave work early and help me cook a meal."

"I thought it was something else? It's just this!"

"Brother Li, you are too polite. Your elder is my elder. Isn't it my duty to cook a meal for my elder?"

"Haha, you are getting better and better at talking."

"It's all thanks to Brother Li's good teaching!"

Having achieved their goal, He Yuzhu chatted with Li Huaide for a few words and then turned back to their offices.

As soon as the bell rang at noon, He Yuzhu rode his bike to the department store.

Because it was noon, there was almost no one in the store. He Yuzhu only saw a slightly plump salesperson sitting listlessly in front of the counter, picking his nails out of boredom.

He Yuzhu stepped forward and asked, "Comrade, do you have an electric fan?"

Upon hearing this, the salesperson looked at He Yuzhu in surprise. You know, electric fans in that era were not cheap and not everyone could afford them.

The salesperson saw that He Yuzhu had a tall and straight figure, deep and three-dimensional facial features, neat and tidy hair, and was wearing a well-fitting Zhongshan suit with a pen tucked into the left pocket of his shirt, looking like a big leader.

The salesperson said enthusiastically, "Yes! Diamond fan, 368 yuan each."

When He Yuzhu heard the price, he was shocked. He thought it was only about two hundred yuan, but he didn't expect it to be nearly four hundred yuan.

He Yuzhu definitely couldn't say it was expensive, otherwise he would be ridiculed by the salesperson, so he said calmly:

"Give me one!"

"Comrade, do you have a ticket?"

"Of course!"

He Yuzhu took out a ticket for an electric fan from his pocket and handed it to the salesperson.

The salesperson took the fan ticket and said politely, "Comrade, please follow me."

A moment later, He Yuzhu paid the bill and walked out of the department store holding the fan in one hand.

The electric fan is a seated one. Although it is not big, it is quite heavy, weighing about 40 kilograms.

This amount of weight was no problem for He Yuzhu. He held the electric fan in one hand and the bicycle bridle in the other, and drove towards the yard at a very fast speed.

In less than ten minutes, He Yuzhu entered the courtyard.

Yu Haitang saw the electric fan in He Yuzhu's hand and ran over with excitement on her face.

"Honey, is this the fan?"

Yu Haitang said this and reached out to take the electric fan.

He Yuzhu reminded: "Haitang, the electric fan is very heavy, please be careful not to drop it on the ground, you have 400 yuan."

Yu Haitang exclaimed: "Four hundred yuan, is that so expensive? Then I won't take it."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Then help me park the bicycle and I will carry the electric fan into the room."

"it is good!"

Yu Haitang parked her bicycle and hurriedly followed He Yuzhu into the room.

He Yuzhu placed the electric fan on the table, took out the power strip, connected it to the power source, and gently pressed the button with 3 dots on it.

Suddenly, a huge cool breeze came out from the electric fan.

The air volume is quite large, the only drawback is that the noise is a bit loud and noisy.

Yu Haitang said excitedly: "Honey, it's so cool!"

He Yuzhu's eyes flashed with evil light and he said, "Baby, do you want to feel what it's like to do that in the wind?"

Yu Haitang's pretty face instantly turned red, and she said in a delicate voice: "Oh, why are you thinking about that so much?"

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "Confucius said that food and sex are human nature!"

"Baby, don't be reserved, come on..."

Yu Haitang said timidly: "Hubby, can we come back after dinner?"

He Yuzhu shook his head and said, "Baby, a full stomach is not suitable for doing that. Let's finish the business and then eat!"

Yu Haitang said helplessly: "I really can't do anything about you, my enemy!"

Seeing that Yu Haitang agreed, He Yuzhu hurriedly moved the electric fan to the bedroom.

After a while, a beautiful symphony sounded in the room, sometimes high-pitched, sometimes low-pitched, like resentment, like longing, like crying, like complaining, the lingering sound was endless...

It is indeed a treasure that I bought for nearly 400 yuan. I fought for an hour at noon in the hottest days of summer, but I didn’t sweat much.

Yu Haitang lay in He Yuzhu's arms with a blush on her face, panting: "Hubby, with the electric fan, the whole summer will no longer be hot."

He Yuzhu smiled evilly and said, "Baby, how does it feel to do that in the wind?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang pinched He Yuzhu's waist in embarrassment and said unhappily:

"You're not behaving properly at all. Go get the food from the kitchen. I'm hungry."

"twitter!"

He Yuzhu instantly turned into a servant.