Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu suppressed his smile and nodded, saying, "Xu Damao is right to remind you that Yi Zhonghai has no descendants. The name Yi Chuanzong is indeed not right."

"What name should we change it to? I have one, let's call him Yi Yongxiao, which means forever filial. Aunt Li adopted Tiechui so that he could take care of her in her old age, so filial piety is the most important thing. Don't you agree?"

"Uncle, you have a great name. Raising a son is to provide for your old age. If your son is unfilial and ignores you, how can he provide for you in your old age?"

"Yes! The most important thing for an adopted son is to be filial. The son adopted by Old Man Wu in the next yard was not filial. He beat and scolded Old Man Wu, and later he took away all of Old Man Wu's savings and ran away without a trace."

"Old man Wu is indeed pitiful. He lay dead in bed for days and no one knew about it. In the end, his body started to stink and was discovered by his neighbors. The neighbors reported it to the street office, who paid for a coffin and hastily buried him."

Liu Haizhong frowned and said, "Zhu Zi, although the name Yi Yongxiao has a good meaning, it's a bit hard to pronounce. It's better to call him Yi Kang, it's better to be healthy!"

Xu Damao sneered, "Come on, forget it. Tiechui isn't Aunt Li's biological son. How can his health be more important than filial piety?"

Liu Haizhong smiled and said, "Da Mao, you are still too young and don't see the problem comprehensively enough. Filial piety is important, but health is more important. What if this hammer dies suddenly before he is ten years old? Wouldn't everything be in vain?"

"Pfft..."

Xu Damao couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Ha ha…"

Xu Damao's laughter seemed to be contagious, and everyone laughed along, except Li Guifang, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot and whose eyes seemed to be spitting fire.

Sun Jinfeng laughed so hard that she was out of breath, and said with difficulty:

"After listening to what Lao Liu said, health is indeed important, but Yikang is not a good name. As the old saying goes, a humble name is easier to keep. How about calling him Goudan?"

"Tiedan is fine too!"

"Stinky eggs are better!"

"Gousheng is the best!"

"Dog baby!"

"wooden club!"

"Weighing weight!"

"Stone!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu came back together.

When He Yuzhu saw Yi Zhonghai, he shouted, "Hey, Yi Zhonghai, you are finally back, come and see your son."

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Uncle Yi, congratulations. Your family has a happy event, and it is a big one. You finally have a son, so you don't have to worry about taking care of him in his old age."

Liu Haizhong smiled and said, "Old Yi, this is indeed a great happy event. You must set up a few tables to celebrate."

"Old Liu is right. A big event like the addition of a new member to the country should be celebrated with great fanfare."

"It's a celebration of having a new baby. Old Yi will celebrate it in a big way without you telling him."

"Old Yi, you finally have the son you've always dreamed of. Even though he's not your biological son, you should still treat him well..."

"Old Yi, you are blessed. This child is lively and cheerful, smart and smart, as strong as a calf. He will definitely achieve great things in the future."

"That's right, that's right. This kid is the kind of person who knows how to repay kindness. When he becomes successful in the future, he will definitely be filial to you."

Yi Zhonghai listened to the discussions of the crowd, then looked at Li Guifang, whose face was filled with kindness, and the chubby child beside him, and his head suddenly began to buzz.

After a long while, Yi Zhonghai trembled and said, "Guifang, why didn't you tell me in advance when you were going to adopt a child?"

Li Guifang said calmly: "I have told you many times, but you always said you were busy, so I went to the orphanage alone."

"Iron Hammer, call someone quickly. From now on, he is your father."

Zhao Tiechui's eyes rolled around, and he said with joy, "Dad, from now on, you are my real dad. I will be obedient and take care of you in the future."

Xu Damao pretended to be moved and said, "Oh my god! This is so touching! What a good child! Everyone, applaud!"

"Clap clap clap..."

Everyone was very respectful and applauded.

Yi Zhonghai was in a dilemma and said incoherently: "Old... old woman, we are so old, we are not able to take care of children, how about..."

Li Guifang knew that Yi Zhonghai wanted to reject the child, so she interrupted him:

"Lao Yi, you have to go to work, you don't have to take care of the child, I can take care of it by myself."

"Besides, I have already completed the adoption procedures, so I can't cancel it even if I want to."

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai felt disappointed. He didn't expect Li Guifang to be so ruthless and block all his escape routes.

He was furious, but helpless. He might really divorce Li Guifang!

It’s not that he doesn’t want to divorce. After all, his image has collapsed and he no longer needs to maintain his affectionate image. The key is that after the divorce, he has to give half of his property to Li Guifang, which is something he can’t bear to give up no matter what.

Moreover, Li Guifang had slept in the same bed with him for twenty or thirty years. She knew all the dirty things he had done, but he didn't dare to break off relations with her.

He Yuzhu asked knowingly, "Yi Zhonghai, judging from your expression, you don't seem to be willing to adopt Tiechui?"

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to grit his teeth and swallow his anger. He forced a smile on his face and said kindly:

"How is it possible? I'm so happy for such a good child, how could I not want to adopt him?"

He Yuzhu said with a straight face: "It's better to do this. Since you have adopted her, you must treat her well. If you dare to abandon her, you will be guilty of abandonment and will be sentenced to jail."

Yi Zhonghai's body trembled slightly, and he said righteously:

"Everyone knows who I am, Yi Zhonghai. Since I adopted Tiedan, I will definitely treat him as my own son."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, everyone looked at him with contempt, and Yi Zhonghai's face instantly turned the color of liver.

"Cough cough!"

He Yuzhu coughed lightly and said seriously, "As the eldest uncle in the courtyard, there are some things that Yi Zhonghai and his wife are not convenient to say, but I must say them."

"Zhao Tiechui, since Yi Zhonghai and his wife have adopted you, they will provide you with food, clothing, and schooling. When you grow up, you must respect them well."

"If you dare to be ungrateful and fail to support them in the future, none of us here will let you go."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Tiechui quickly raised his right hand and swore:

"I, Zhao Tiechui, swear to heaven that from now on, Li Guifang is my biological mother and Yi Zhonghai is my father. I will respect them well and take care of them until the end of their lives. If I break my oath, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death."

Li Guifang first cast a grateful look at He Yuzhu, and then cast a loving look at Zhao Tiechui, his old face smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Yi Zhonghai's face was gloomy and his eyes were rolling around. I wonder what he was thinking?

He Yuzhu ignored their expressions and said with a smile on his face: "Well said, everyone applaud!"

"Clap clap clap..."