Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Yi Zhonghai walked into the deaf old lady's room and found that she was chatting with He Yushui. An attentive smile immediately appeared on his face.

"Old lady, are you chatting?"

The deaf old lady glanced at Yi Zhonghai and said indifferently, "It's Xiaohai! What can I do for you?"

Yi Zhonghai said enthusiastically: "Old lady, Guifang bought fish and meat today and would like to invite you to have lunch at home."

Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing.

The deaf old lady saw that Yi Zhonghai had invested so much money, and he must have big plans, so she refused directly:

"No need, Yu Shui has already bought food for lunch."

Yi Zhonghai expected the deaf old lady to refuse, so he was not annoyed at all and continued to persuade her:

"Old lady, please give me this favor! Guifang has already bought the fish and meat."

The deaf old lady said coldly: "Yi Zhonghai, I know your character. You won't do anything without profit. If you have something to say, just tell me directly. Don't beat around the bush."

When Yi Zhonghai's identity was exposed by the deaf old lady, a trace of embarrassment flashed across his face, but he soon put on a smile again.

"Old lady, I have nothing to do. I just want to treat you to a meal and show my respect to you."

Yi Zhonghai certainly could not tell his purpose at this time, otherwise the deaf old lady would definitely refuse directly.

He decided to wait until the deaf old lady finished her meal before asking for help. After all, one should be grateful for what one has received.

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "Why didn't I see you treat me to delicious food before?"

Yi Zhonghai said with a fake smile: "Old lady, I was ignorant before, please give me a chance to make amends."

The deaf old lady pondered for a while, then said with a smile: "I can give you this chance to make amends..."

Yi Zhonghai said with a smile on his face: "Thank you, old lady!"

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "Xiao Hai! Is it okay for me to take Yu Shui with me? We were planning to have lunch together, but it will be too much trouble for her to cook alone if I leave."

He Yushui was about to refuse, but when she saw the deaf old lady winking at her desperately, He Yushui swallowed the words that were about to come out of her mouth.

Although Yi Zhonghai was unwilling in his heart, he was afraid of unnecessary trouble, so he pretended to be generous and said:

"Of course, no problem. I watched Yu Shui grow up, and I always treat her like my own daughter."

When He Yushui heard what Yi Zhonghai said, she almost vomited because of disgust.

"Old lady, please chat with Yu Shui first. I will call you as soon as the meal is ready."

"it is good…"

When He Yushui saw Yi Zhonghai leaving, she hurriedly asked, "Old lady, Yi Zhonghai obviously has bad intentions. Why did you agree to go to his house for dinner?"

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "If you can see the problem, how can I not see it? It's obvious that Yi Zhonghai wants something from me."

He Yushui looked suspicious and said, "Old lady, since you know Yi Zhonghai's purpose, why did you accept his invitation? Isn't this like a sheep walking into a tiger's mouth?"

The deaf old lady smiled mischievously: "What do you mean by sheep falling into the tiger's mouth? I want Yi Zhonghai to lose more than he gains, eat his food but not do anything for him."

"I asked him at the beginning if he had anything to ask for, and he said no, so I just assumed that he didn't."

"Old lady, what I am best at is pretending to be deaf and dumb. Since he wants to pretend, I will play along with him!"

"During this period, Li Guifang has been courting me. I am a little annoyed. If I don't play a trick on them once, they won't stop."

Hearing this, He Yushui said with admiration: "Old lady, you are really cunning."

The deaf old lady glared and said, "What do you mean by cunning? I am very shrewd and calculating."

He Yuzhu smiled awkwardly, "Yes... yes, old lady, you are very shrewd. But if you play tricks on Yi Zhonghai like this, aren't you afraid of his revenge?"

The deaf old lady spread her hands and said simply:

"I am already in my seventies and eighties, and my life is worthless. If he wants to die with me, then he can just come and take revenge on me."

He Yushui opened his mouth in surprise. After a long while, he murmured:

"Old lady, you are so... so cunning. It's bad luck for Yi Zhonghai to have offended you."

When the deaf old lady heard this, a cruel smile appeared on her face.

the other side.

Yi Zhonghai ran back home and said happily, "Old lady, hurry up and cook. Has the old lady agreed to come to our house for dinner?"

Li Guifang's eyes flashed with surprise, and she asked, "Old Yi, how did you persuade that old man?"

Yi Zhonghai said with a proud look on his face: "Of course I appealed to her emotions and explained things to her with reason. However, the deaf old lady should bring He Yushui with her when she comes to eat."

Li Guifang said with an unhappy look: "What right does He Yushui, that little bitch, have to come to our house to enjoy the good life? Do you agree?"

Yi Zhonghai said helplessly: "I don't agree to be afraid that the deaf old lady won't come, so I have to agree."

"That little bitch got a bargain."

"It's okay, just think of it as feeding the dog!"

At around eleven o'clock, Li Guifang had prepared the meal, and Yi Zhonghai immediately invited the deaf old lady to his home, and He Yushui naturally followed.

After a few pleasantries, the deaf old lady and He Yushui started eating and drinking.

Yi Zhonghai and Li Guifang kept trying to get close to the old deaf lady, but she had a cold expression on her face and responded incoherently, but her hands and mouth never stopped moving.

A trace of disgust flashed across Li Guifang's eyes, and then she smiled and said:

"Old lady, don't just eat the food, have a drink."

The deaf old lady kept chewing and said incoherently:

"I won't drink anymore. Zhuzi said that I'm old and prone to high blood pressure, so I must not drink."

"Guifang, your cooking skills need to be improved. Zhuzi's food is much more delicious than yours."

"It's the same braised pork, but the braised pork cooked by Zhuzi is bright red in color, fat but not greasy, melts in your mouth, and leaves a lingering fragrance..."

The deaf old lady pressed one pillar to her left and another to her right. Li Guifang's temples throbbed when she heard this. She said with a fake smile:

"Zhu Zi is a professional chef, so I'm naturally no match for him."

The deaf old lady smiled faintly and said, "Indeed, there are not many people in this world who can cook as well as Zhuzi. Since I have lived with Zhuzi, every day feels like Chinese New Year. This is something I never dared to dream of before."

Yi Zhonghai forced a smile and said, "Zhuzi is indeed a good kid. He is affectionate, righteous, respectful and filial."

He Yushui suddenly interrupted and said, "Master Yi, since you also said that my eldest brother is affectionate and righteous, then please be merciful and stop ruining his marriage."

"His life has been so difficult. He entered society at the age of thirteen, worked to earn money, and took on the responsibility of the family. He finally achieved what he has today. How could you be so cruel as to destroy it?"

The deaf old lady agreed, "Xiao Hai! Yu Shui is right. Zhuzi is indeed not easy to be a child. Now that you have Yongxiao, the problem of old-age care has been solved. Don't hold on to Zhuzi."

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

After a brief moment of shame, Yi Zhonghai was filled with anger again, and cursed in his heart:

"I invited you two to dinner, not to scold me."