Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

After He Yushui finished his vivid speech, Yu Haitang said with regret:

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone out to the park and missed such a wonderful show."

He Yuzhu was overjoyed and said, "This is too much. They actually dared to overturn the Yi family's dinner table. Those two old guys must be pissed, right?"

He Yushui said with great joy, "Of course, the couple were furious, especially Li Guifang, who usually looked like a kind and good person, but today she fought with Qin Huairu and her son."

He Yuzhu asked with concern: "Old lady, the Yi family fought so hard, but you didn't get hurt, did you?"

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "I was protected by the rain. I only got some soup stains on myself when the stick flipped the table."

"That's good!"

He Yuzhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If the old lady was really injured, he would have to spend time taking care of her, which would be another troublesome thing.

Women always have endless topics to talk about. He Yuzhu felt bored, so she went home to read.

Around five o'clock, Yu Haitang came to his house and said with a seductive look:

"Brother Zhuzi, let's go to the courtyard."

He Yuzhu said with a playful look on his face: "Little darling, what are we going to do in the courtyard?"

Yu Haitang twisted his arm in anger and said shyly, "You ask even though you know the answer."

He Yuzhu hugged Yu Haitang and kissed her beautiful lips, saying with a wicked smile:

"Baby, how about we do it here?"

Yu Haitang said shyly, "No, there are so many people in the courtyard, it would be embarrassing! What's more, the rain could rush in at any time."

"Wouldn't it be more exciting this way?"

"What a joke. Are you going to the courtyard or not? If not, I'm going home."

"Since you are so hungry, I will satisfy you!"

"Hate it, you're the one who's thirsty?"

……

The next day, at noon, in the canteen director’s office.

Liu Lan's eyes sparkled as she said, "Zhu Zi, I heard there was another fight in your courtyard yesterday."

He Yuzhu said speechlessly: "Don't you have anything to do all day? Why do you always like to ask about these gossips?"

Liu Lan gave He Yuzhu a charming look and said confidently:

"It's a woman's nature to like gossip. Tell me what's going on."

"Haven't you already heard about it? Why are you asking me?"

"I don't know how many mouths have told me this news. I want to know the truest story."

"The matter is very simple. When Yi Zhonghai and his wife were having lunch, Qin Huairu's son overturned the table. Then Yi Zhonghai's wife and Qin Huairu had a big fight, and Yi Zhonghai's son and Qin Huairu's son had a big fight."

"Isn't Yi Zhonghai a family extinct? How did he get a son?"

"Aren't you known as the gossiper of the steel mill? How come you don't even know about such a big thing as Yi Zhonghai adopting an orphan?"

"I really don't know about this. Please tell me about Yi Zhonghai's adopted son."

"Yi Zhonghai's adopted son was originally named Zhao Tiechui, but now he has changed his name to Yi Yongxiao, which means eternal filial piety. He is seven years old this year."

"Yi Yongxiao, always filial, this is a good name."

"Not bad! I gave him this name."

"Zhu Zi, I never thought you could come up with such a cultured name?"

"How fresh! This master has many skills!"

"Enough of the small talk, let's continue with the story of Qin Huairu fighting against Yi Zhonghai's wife."

"Didn't I already tell you that?"

"What are you talking about? I need details. Do you know the details?"

"I have to eat, I don't have time to tell you."

"Let's talk while we eat!"

"Don't talk while eating, don't talk while sleeping, don't talk!"

Liu Lan grabbed He Yuzhu's arm and shook it vigorously, saying delicately, "Husband, just tell me!"

He Yuzhu's hair stood up instantly, and he said in a trembling voice:

"What are you doing? Speak properly. You are already in your forties, why are you still pretending to be young?"

Liu Lan's eyebrows rose in anger: "What do you mean by 'something in her 60s'? She's not even 30 yet? Stop talking nonsense and tell me quickly."

He Yuzhu said with a wicked smile: "You can ask me to tell you, but you have to agree to one condition of mine."

Liu Lan blurted out: "What conditions?"

He Yuzhu said with a lewd look on his face: "Let's use the posture I mentioned before."

Liu Lan's pretty face instantly turned red, and she cursed angrily: "Bah, hooligan, don't even think about it."

"If you don't agree, I won't tell you."

"Forget it. I'll go ask someone else. You're not the only one living in No. 95 Nanluoguxiang in our factory."

"It doesn't matter, then go ask someone else!"

"Asshole, I agree."

"This is right!"

"You big pervert, hurry up and tell me!"

"I'll tell you right away!"

As the story was finished, He Yuzhu finished his meal.

"Baby, let's try a new position!"

He Yuzhu rubbed his hands, looking anxious.

Liu Lan gave He Yuzhu a shy look and then took off her clothes in a hurry.

After a violent storm, Liu Lan was sweating profusely, panting, and his whole body was limp. He didn't even have the strength to move a finger.

Liu Lan felt that He Yuzhu was too capable in that aspect. She could barely cope with it before, but now she was becoming increasingly overwhelmed. She even had the idea of ​​finding a sister to share the burden with her.

He Yuzhu's face was flushed, he looked energetic, and he was smoking with a look of satisfaction.

"Liu Lan, didn't you say earlier that Liang Ladi suspected you of taking food from the cafeteria? How is it now?"

When Liu Lan heard He Yuzhu mention Liang Ladi, she suddenly had an idea and thought:

"It seems that Liang Ladi is a good candidate to share the burden. She and I share the same fate. We are both widows raising children alone. It was hard for me to raise two children, and it must be even harder for Liang Ladi to raise four children."

"Liang Ladi seems to have a good impression of He Yuzhu. If I tell her about this, she will probably agree!"

He Yuzhu saw Liu Lan was distracted and dazed, so he shouted, "Liu Lan, what are you thinking about? I'm asking you a question."

Liu Lan shuddered all over, punched He Yuzhu angrily, and said dissatisfiedly:

"What are you doing? You scared me!"

"What are you thinking about? So absorbed?"

"I was thinking about Liang Ladi. She must have discovered that I brought food home. She wanted to say something several times but never said it in the end."

"Liang Ladi is a good person. She probably wants to share some food with me, but she is too embarrassed to ask. If it were someone else, she would have threatened me a long time ago."

"Aren't you afraid that he might tell on you?"

"I believe in Liang Ladi's character. She would not tell on others. In fact, Liang Ladi is also a pitiful person. Her husband died at a young age. She raised four children alone. You can imagine how miserable she must have been."

"In fact, Liang Ladi is a person worthy of admiration. It is not easy for a widow to take care of four children alone, but she has become a level 5 welder through her own efforts, which is something that many men cannot do."