Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Jia Zhang walked out of the hospital angrily, carrying a cloth bag. She turned back and spat at the hospital, then left cursing.

Jia Zhang had just taken two steps when her stomach started to growl.

"You bastards, you didn't even bring me lunch at noon. I'm starving to death."

"What do you eat?"

Jia Zhang felt the twenty yuan in her pocket and immediately had an idea.

"I haven't eaten meat for a long time. I must have some meat today."

"Do you want to eat pig's head or roast duck?"

When Jia Zhang passed by a roast duck restaurant, the aroma coming from the restaurant made her swallow her saliva and she could no longer walk.

Jia Zhang walked into the roast duck restaurant with firm steps and said in a domineering tone: "Give me a roast duck."

Jia Zhang's sudden voice frightened the three shop assistants in the store, and they immediately started cursing.

"Old man, are you really crying? Don't you know that scaring people can make them angry to death?"

"Fuck your mother, you almost scared me to death."

"You fat bitch, you think you're so great about being able to afford roast duck? You're just an ignorant old hag."

Restaurants these days are all public-private partnerships, and the waiters in the shops are all formal employees of the state. They don't treat customers like gods, and you might even get a beating if you ask a few more questions.

Jia Zhang was a person who only bullied the weak and feared the strong. When she saw others being tough, she softened instantly and said in a low voice:

"Comrades, I'm sorry to scare you. I'm just very hungry. Please give me a roast duck."

The fat chef said unhappily, “Wait!”

"Okay!"

Jia Zhang had a fawning smile on her face and sat down obediently, as well-behaved as a grandson.

After the fat chef left, Jia Zhang's face turned gloomy and her mouth kept moving. No one knew what she was saying.

There are two major schools of Beijing roast duck: the hanging oven school and the stewing oven school.

The hanging oven school is represented by Quanjude, while the stewing oven school is represented by Bianyifang.

The differences between these two schools mainly lie in the ovens, fuel, baking methods and taste.

Hanging oven roast duck uses fruit wood as fuel. The duck can be turned over at any time during the roasting process to ensure even heating and crispy skin and tender meat.

The stewed oven roast duck uses sorghum stalks and other fuels. During the roasting process, the duck is not exposed to open flames and the oven door is closed and never opened again, making the duck's skin crispy, the meat plump, and oily but not greasy.

As soon as the fat chef took the roast duck out of the oven, Jia Zhang couldn't wait to take the roast duck, pulled off a duck leg, and began to devour it voraciously.

The fat chef took out a knife and was about to slice the roast duck, but when he saw Jia Zhang's greedy look, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​slicing it.

The fat chef put down the knife and nodded to his other two colleagues, signaling them to look at Jia Zhang.

The two colleagues tilted their heads to look at Jia Zhang, who looked like a wild dog gnawing at something. They chuckled twice, their faces full of contempt.

Jia Zhang was shameless and didn't care about everyone's contemptuous looks at all. He grabbed the roast duck and started to eat it madly, as if someone was trying to snatch it from him.

After a quick meal, only the bones of the roast duck were left.

Jia Zhang burped a few times, wiped her mouth with her sleeve, and said loudly, "Boss, how much is it?"

The fat chef said expressionlessly: "Four yuan!"

Jia Zhang was dissatisfied and asked, "Why is it so expensive?"

"You get what you pay for. The roast duck in our store has always been priced this way."

"Can it be less?"

"No bargaining, just pay!"

No matter how arrogant Jia Zhang was, she didn't dare to dine and freeload. After paying the bill with a painful look on her face, she walked out of the roast duck restaurant as if she didn't care about anyone.

As soon as Jia Zhang walked out of the roast duck restaurant, she was targeted by a second-rate guy.

After walking two streets, two more scoundrels followed us.

"Mouse, your old woman is dressed like a beggar, are you sure she has any money?"

"Brother Kun, don't worry. I saw her coming out of the roast duck restaurant with my own eyes. She definitely had money on her."

"It's good to have money. I haven't opened my shop for three days."

"Brother Kun, what are we going to do? Just rob them?"

"You're so stupid! If you rob her directly, she will definitely scream and the police will be called. Just knock her out, take the money and run."

"Brother Kun is Brother Kun, he is indeed resourceful."

"Stop flattering me and hurry up. We'll start in the next alley."

"Rat, give me the stick, I'll do it, and you all should learn from me."

"Brother Kun, rest assured. Dayong and I will study hard, so you won't have to do it next time."

Just as Jia Zhang walked into a remote alley, she was hit on the head with a club. Her eyes rolled up and she staggered and passed out.

"Haozi and Dayong, keep watch on both ends."

"understand!"

Brother Kun quickly searched Jia Zhang's body and soon took out sixteen yuan from her trouser pocket.

"Haozi, Dayong, we found the money, let's go!"

In an instant, the three of them disappeared into the alley.

Ten minutes later, the three of them stopped.

"Brother Kun, how much money do you have?"

"That old woman is a poor bastard. She only has sixteen dollars on her body."

"Brother Kun, sixteen yuan is already a lot. Many people can't even earn sixteen yuan a month."

"Sixteen yuan is a lot? You are ignorant. Last time, I knocked an old man unconscious and found more than six hundred yuan on him."

"Brother Kun is awesome!"

“Brother Kun is so domineering!”

"Brother Kun is awesome!"

"Haha! Come on, I'll treat you guys to a big dinner."

"Thank you, Brother Kun!"

"Brother Kun, I'll follow you!"

"Brother Kun, from now on, I will give my life to you. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west. If you tell me to catch fish, I will never kill chickens."

"Brother Kun, there's me too!"

"Haha! As long as you two follow me, I guarantee you'll have delicious food and drinks."

About twenty minutes later, a middle-aged man passed by the alley where Jia Zhang fainted and saw Jia Zhang lying on the ground.

The middle-aged man's face changed slightly. He immediately squatted down, stretched out his finger to touch the tip of Jia Zhang's nose, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he found that the other party was still breathing.

"Comrade, wake up!"

The middle-aged man raised his hand and shook Jia Zhang, trying to wake her up.

After a while, Jia Zhang really woke up slowly.

"hiss!"

When Jia Zhang opened her eyes, she was at a loss. The pain that followed made her gasp.

"Comrade, are you okay?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"I don't know. I was passing by here and saw you fainted in the alley."

Jia Zhang seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly reached for her left trouser pocket, only to find it was empty.

Jia Zhang's heart skipped a beat and she quickly reached for her right trouser pocket, but it was still empty.

Unwilling to give up, Jia Zhang continued to search her coat pockets, but still found nothing.

Only then did Jia Zhang give up completely, as her money had been stolen.

"Oh my god, my money is gone. Did that bastard steal my money?"

Jia Zhang cried and wailed, her voice was so sad that it made anyone who heard it feel sad and cry.

Jia Zhang's hysterical crying immediately attracted passers-by, and everyone came to watch the fun.