Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Liu Lan smiled and said, "Ladi, does this mean you agree?"

Liang Ladi heard this, but did not answer immediately, but fell into confusion.

Liu Lan frowned and said, "Liang Ladi, didn't you dare to say anything just now? Why are you being shy now?"

Liang Ladi sighed and said, "Sister Lan, I still can't get over this hurdle in my heart."

Liu Lan said disapprovingly: "What's the problem? Think about your four children, and then think about yourself..."

Liang Ladi interrupted, "Sister Lan, please stop talking. I need to think about it."

Liu Lan didn't want to push him too much, so she nodded and said, "Okay then! I can take this opportunity to communicate with He Yuzhu."

Liang Ladi whispered, "Sister Lan, don't tell He Yuzhu about this yet! It's embarrassing."

Liu Lan teased, "We are not girls of 17 or 18 years old anymore. What is there to be embarrassed about between men and women?"

Liang Ladi pursed her lips and said softly, "It's up to you!"

Silent all night.

At noon the next day, Liu Lan came to the canteen director's office with ease.

"Zhu Zi, I have good news to tell you!"

He Yuzhu asked casually: "What good news?"

Liu Lan said with resentment in her eyes: "I found a new widow for you."

"puff!"

He Yuzhu was caught off guard and spat out a mouthful of food, saying angrily:

"What the hell? A new widow? Didn't I tell you that I don't like widows?"

Liu Lan rolled her eyes and said, "Zhu Zi, you will definitely like this widow."

"Who is it?"

"Liang Ladi!"

He Yuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "Liu Lan, are you crazy?"

"Liang Ladi is pretty, but she has four children. Do you think I can't find a woman? Would I marry a widow like this?"

Liu Lan glared at him and said angrily, "Who asked you to marry her?"

He Yuzhu asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Liu Lan said unhappily, "What I mean is to let Liang Ladi be your lover."

He Yuzhu was surprised when he heard this: "She agreed to be my lover?"

Liu Lan turned hostile in an instant and cursed: "You bastard, you really have ideas about Liang Ladi."

He Yuzhu frowned and said, "What is going on here? No, you introduced Liang Ladi to me as my lover. Do you want me to break up with her?"

"I didn't mean to disown me."

"Then why did you introduce other women to me?"

"It's because you, a bastard, are too strong in that aspect. I can't handle it alone, so I want to find someone to share the burden with me."

He Yuzhu grinned and said with a proud look: "If you say so, I won't argue with you. I am indeed very capable in this area."

Liu Lan pouted and said, "What's there to be proud of? It just took a little longer, as if it's a big deal."

He Yuzhu said casually: "You know nothing, this is the most proud thing for a man."

Liu Lan said disdainfully: "You stinky men are all fucking animals with lower bodies."

He Yuzhu smiled faintly and said, "You are right. We men are indeed animals with lower bodies. Not only us men, but you women are the same."

"Confucius said that food and sex are human nature!"

Liu Lan glanced at He Yuzhu and said, "I don't want to waste my time talking to you. Liang Ladi is your lover. What do you think?"

"Of course I'd love to!"

Although He Yuzhu thought so in his heart, he asked in return:

"Have you told Liang Ladi yet? What does she think?"

Liu Lan nodded and said, "I've already told her. She said she wants to think about it."

He Yuzhu said calmly: "She is going to say she needs to consider it, does my opinion still matter?"

Liu Lan said with confidence: "Zhu Zi, I am sure that Liang Ladi will agree."

"Why are you so sure?"

"Because I know her. She just can't let go of her ridiculous self-esteem. If I whisper a few more words of advice in her ear, she will agree."

"Then wait until you convince him!"

Liu Lan said dissatisfiedly: "He Yuzhu, what do you mean? I've been busy looking for women for you, and you just act like it doesn't matter?"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "I really don't care. I just want to satisfy my physiological needs. One or two women will do."

Liu Lan said angrily: "He Yuzhu, you are a heartless bastard. We have been together for so long, and you don't have any feelings for me at all. Do you only use me as a tool to vent your lust?"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Liu Lan, this is a deal between us, so let's not talk about feelings, otherwise it will make our deal seem impure."

Liu Lan was furious when he heard this, and gnashed his teeth and said, "I will beat you to death, you heartless and heartless man."

He Yuzhu grabbed Liu Lan's hand and pulled her into his arms, saying with a lewd smile:

"Baby, let's not talk about anything else, let's just have some fun first!"

"Tear!"

He Yuzhu started to pull off Liu Lan's clothes. Liu Lan resisted fiercely and warned coldly:

"Stop it, you bastard, or I'll sue you for rape..."

Liu Lan hadn't finished her words when He Yuzhu blocked her mouth. Liu Lan symbolically resisted for a few times and then sank into He Yuzhu's fierce attack.

He Yuzhu worked extra hard to help Liu Lan deal with Liang Ladi as quickly as possible. Liu Lan resisted hard and kept begging for mercy.

He Yuzhu was unmoved, but became even more excited.

After a thrilling battle, Liu Lan was sweating profusely and exhausted. He lay on the table like a dead dog, gasping for breath, as if all his energy had been drained out of him.

After a while, Liu Lan regained some energy and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito:

"He Yuzhu, you are a bull, you almost killed me. I will help you deal with Liang Ladi as soon as possible."

He Yuzhu smoked comfortably, saying insincerely: "It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy!"

Liu Lan glared at He Yuzhu fiercely and limped out of the office.

……

In a blink of an eye, the bell for the end of get off work rang.

He Yuzhu was in a good mood. He hummed a song and rode his bike happily to the courtyard.

Along the way, pedestrians were hurrying, with different expressions.

As soon as He Yuzhu returned home, He Yushui said excitedly: "Brother, I have good news for you. Jia Zhang was sentenced to another two months."

He Yuzhu lowered his eyes slightly: "Jia Zhang slandered, defamed, and blackmailed. Logically speaking, he should be sentenced to more than two months, right?"

He Yushui explained: "I heard that the public security department gave a lighter sentence because Jia Zhang was really robbed."

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Jia Zhang was really robbed?"

He Yushui nodded and said, "Yes, Jia Zhang was indeed knocked unconscious by a vicious person and lost all her money."

"Jia Zhang slandered the person who kindly woke her up because she lost her money. Her purpose was to get back her losses."

"Today, the comrades from the subdistrict office came to our courtyard to spread the news that there is a group of criminals in Beijing who specialize in hitting people on the head and then robbing them. Many people have been robbed, so we should pay attention to safety."

"Brother, you should be more vigilant when you go to and from get off work to avoid being attacked by criminals."

He Yuzhu said confidently: "Don't worry, the person who can attack me, He Yuzhu, has not been born yet."