Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Steel rolling mill, canteen director's office.

Liang Ladi was panting and sweating profusely, as if she had just come out of the water.

He Yuzhu had a satisfied look on his face as he puffed smoke comfortably.

Liang Ladi panted and said, "Zhu Zi, you are really a man among men, a Lu Bu among Lu Bu."

He Yuzhu showed a smile as bright as the stars, "Ladi, you are not bad either. You can fight me on equal terms. We are equally matched."

Liang Ladi said in a tender voice: "Dear, since I performed so well, shouldn't you give me a little reward?"

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What reward do you want?"

Liang Ladi asked expectantly, "Can you give me two meal coupons?"

"What meal coupon?" He Yuzhu looked puzzled.

Liang Ladi explained: "After this model worker commendation meeting, won't there be pork to eat? But we workers only have one meal coupon, so we can only get one serving of pork."

"One serving of pork is only enough for me. If I eat it, Damao and the others will have nothing to eat."

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "You don't have to worry about Damao and the others having no meat to eat. On the day of the Model Worker Commendation Conference, three pigs will be slaughtered. I will let Liu Lan take two aluminum boxes of pork home, and one of them will be for you."

Liang Ladi smiled: "Zhu Zi, thank you..."

He Yuzhu said with a lewd smile: "If you really want to thank me, then let's do it again."

Liang Ladi's pupils suddenly changed when she heard this, and she said in a trembling voice: "No, I can't do it anymore."

He Yuzhu pouted and said, "I just praised you, why are you so disappointed right away?"

Liang Ladi said pitifully: "Zhu Zi, please forgive me, I really can't do it, or I will go and call Sister Lan over."

He Yuzhu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said excitedly: "This is a good idea, go and call Liu Lan over!"

Liang Ladi's eyes widened and she said angrily, "So you really want Liu Lan to come back?"

He Yuzhu said confidently: "You are useless and can't let me do my best. Stop wasting time and go call Liu Lan, otherwise I can only vent my anger on you!"

Upon hearing this, Liang Ladi trembled slightly and fled from the office.

In less than ten minutes, Liu Lan arrived at the office.

"Zhu Zi, Liang Ladi said you were looking for me?"

He Yuzhu hugged Liu Lan without saying a word and started to strip off her clothes.

Liu Lan exclaimed: "Zhu Zi, what are you doing?"

He Yuzhu breathed quickly and said, "I asked Liang Ladi to call you over just for this matter. Stop talking nonsense and hurry up..."

"what!"

After a violent storm.

Liu Lan complained, "Isn't it Liang Ladi's turn today? Why did she ask me to come? Is she having her period?"

He Yuzhu touched his nose and laughed, "I've been here with Liang Ladi, but I didn't enjoy it, so I asked Liang Ladi to call you here."

Liu Lan's pupils suddenly widened when she heard this, and she angrily cursed: "You are a f*cking stallion. One woman can't satisfy you, and you still call her the second woman."

He Yuzhu touched his chin and said seriously, "You are right. One woman really can't satisfy me. How about starting from tomorrow, you and Liang Ladi come together?"

Liu Lan glared at He Yuzhu fiercely and said firmly: "Don't even think about it."

He Yuzhu smiled flatteringly and said, "Baby, let's make a deal. You and Liang Ladi will come to the courtyard every Sunday."

"You're dreaming!"

Liu Lan snorted coldly and turned to leave the office.

He Yuzhu said with regret: "It seems that the dream of flying together cannot be realized for the time being."

After Liu Lan left in anger, He Yuzhu remembered the model worker commendation meeting that Liang Ladi mentioned.

After the model worker commendation meeting, there was a cultural performance.

When the factory held a meeting, He Yuzhu proposed giving workers an opportunity to perform on stage. People from other departments signed up enthusiastically, but no one from their cafeteria had signed up yet.

He Yuzhu suddenly became anxious. It was he who made the suggestion. If no one from their cafeteria came on stage at that time, where would he put his face?

He Yuzhu couldn't sit still any longer, so he got up and went to the first cafeteria.

When Sun Daqiang saw He Yuzhu, he smiled and said, "Director, how come you have time to come to our First Canteen today?"

He Yuzhu smiled calmly and said, "Old Sun, I came to see you for two things. The first thing is that your model worker award has been approved."

Sun Daqiang was overjoyed when he heard this: "Thank you for your support, Director!"

He Yuzhu waved his hand and said, "Old Sun, this is not my support, it is the result of your decades of hard work."

Sun Daqiang said a little excitedly: "Director, family members know their own business. If it weren't for your recommendation, I would never have been able to get this model worker title."

"Director, I'd like to invite you to dinner tonight. I hope you can honor me."

He Yuzhu said in a deep voice: "Old Sun, let's talk about the meal later. Let's talk about the second thing."

Sun Daqiang said seriously, "Director, just tell me what you want. I will never refuse anything I can do."

He Yuzhu said in a serious tone, "It's about the art performance. Many people have signed up for other parts, but not a single person has signed up for our cafeteria department. The registration deadline is approaching, and I'm so anxious!"

Sun Daqiang said with difficulty: "Director, I am just a cook. I am OK if you ask me to cook, but I really can't perform on stage."

He Yuzhu said dissatisfiedly: "I didn't ask you to go on stage to perform. Your First Canteen is full of talented people. Can't you send one person to perform?"

Sun Daqiang smiled awkwardly: "I can't make the decision. I told them before, but they don't seem to be interested in performing on stage."

He Yuzhu said impatiently: "Okay, gather everyone together!"

"Okay..."

Soon, everyone in the first cafeteria stood in front of He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu explained his purpose and everyone shook their heads.

"Zhang San, don't you like singing very much? On the day of the Model Worker Commendation Meeting, you can represent our canteen department and go on stage to sing a song."

"Director, please forgive me! I just sang nonsense all day. I wouldn't dare to sing on stage in front of more than 20,000 people even if you beat me to death!"

"Useless thing, I really want to kick you. Wang Mazi, don't you know Tianjin Kuaiban? How about going on stage and performing for the workers?"

"Director, you better give me a kick!"

"waste!"

"Zhao Laonian, you won't..."

"Director, I don't know anything!"

He Yuzhu was furious and said, "Sun Daqiang, what kind of people are in your First Canteen? They have no sense of responsibility at all."

Sun Daqiang laughed and said, "Director, they are all illiterate and rough. They really don't have the ability to perform on stage."

"Director, why don't you go ask in another cafeteria?"

"Sun Daqiang, you have no other skills, but you know how to protect your children."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he left angrily.

He Yuzhu visited all fifteen canteens, but unfortunately found nothing, so he had to return to the office in dejection.