Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

As soon as He Yuzhu walked into the yard, a few little kids came running towards him.

"Godfather!"

"Godfather!"

"Godfather, why did you come back just now?"

He Yuzhu rubbed their heads lovingly and said with a smile: "Godfather, I have something to do, so I came back late."

At this time, Liang Ladi came over and said in a slightly dignified tone:

"Da Mao, Da Bao, what are you doing? Don't you see your godfather is still pushing the bicycle?"

Liu Lan asked curiously, "Zhu Zi, what's in the big box at the back of your car?"

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "There is a treasure in it."

Liu Lan said with a little excitement: "What treasure?"

He Yuzhu said with a little pride: "The phonograph given to me by the big boss?"

Da Mao said innocently, "Godfather, what is a phonograph?"

He Yuzhu explained in a gentle tone: "A phonograph can play music."

Liang Ladi said in surprise: "I have heard of phonographs, but I have never seen one."

"You'll see it soon!"

After saying this, He Yuzhu propped up the hind legs of the bicycle, untied the rope that bound the wooden box, and then picked it up.

"Liu Lan, Ladi, bring me the net bag of the handlebars."

After He Yuzhu walked into the living room, he opened the box. After fiddling with it for a while, pleasant music came out of the phonograph.

Dabao murmured, "Godfather, the music is so beautiful!"

He Yuzhu said casually: "This is Beethoven's Symphony No. 5."

“Who is Beethoven?”

"Beethoven is a famous European musician. You will know it when you grow up."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he looked through the two net bags on the table. There were three aluminum boxes in one of the net bags, and the aluminum boxes were all filled with meat.

The other net bag was full of fruits and snacks, including apples, oranges, White Rabbit milk candies, melon seeds, peanuts, etc.

When the little kids saw this, their eyes lit up and they kept swallowing their saliva, but they were brought up in strict families and they didn't dare to grab the food until He Yuzhu opened his mouth.

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Whatever you want to eat, just take it!"

"Thank you godfather!"

After saying thank you, the six little kids couldn't wait to pounce on the snacks.

Seeing this, Liang Ladi shouted, "Wait a minute, dinner time is not far away. If you eat too many snacks, you won't be able to eat."

He Yuzhu smiled calmly and said, "Ladi, Liu Lan, you two should give some of these snacks to each child, and keep the rest and give them to the children later."

"It's best to eat the fruit first, as it rots easily."

Liu Lan raised her eyebrows and said, "Zhu Zi, give them all to us, won't you keep some?"

He Yuzhu smiled and shook his head: "No, I can eat these things anytime, so let's give them all to the children!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Lan said nothing more and began to distribute snacks to the children.

Seeing the children enjoying their meals, He Yuzhu smiled knowingly, then muttered to himself:

"It's time for me to have my own children. What's the point of just caring for other people's children?"

After the children got their share of snacks, they ran into the yard to play.

He Yuzhu saw the children leave and said in an ambiguous manner: "Two little darlings, how about we do it again?"

Liang Ladi glared at He Yuzhu and said, "What are you thinking? The children are all in the courtyard."

He Yuzhu said with a sly smile: "Just tell the children that we have something to discuss and ask them not to disturb us. They are so sensible and will be very obedient."

"No, we will make noise, it will be bad if they hear us!"

"That's just too much, we just need to keep our voices down!"

"Zhu Zi, forget it today. We've been here twice. Let's come again next time!"

"My two little darlings, you have to wait another week next time, just promise me!"

"Sister Lan, why don't you go and accompany Brother Zhuzi?"

"You should go! I haven't recovered yet."

"Stop pushing each other around, let's go together, three of us!"

"You're dreaming!" x2

"How about we switch, one of you will go into the bedroom with me first, and the other will stay outside, and we'll switch in half an hour."

"You are such an enemy. I really owe you in my previous life."

He Yuzhu was delighted to see the two girls agreed, and asked, "Who will go first?"

Liang Ladi said with autumn water in her eyes: "You decide!"

"Then you go first!"

As He Yuzhu spoke, he took the watch on his wrist and showed it to Liu Lan to check the time. Then he put his arm around Liang Ladi and walked into the bedroom with a lewd smile on his face.

An hour later, He Yuzhu finished feeling refreshed, but Liu Lan and Liang Ladi felt a little listless.

After dinner, everyone went home.

He Yuzhu delivered the lunch box to the deaf old lady and turned back to his room.

Today he fought three battles with Liu Liang's two daughters. Even though he was physically strong, he couldn't help feeling a little tired.

Just as He Yuzhu was about to go to bed, there was a knock on the door.

He Yuzhu opened the room with an unhappy look on his face, but saw Liu Haizhong with a dejected look on his face.

He Yuzhu immediately teased, "Uncle Liu, did you lose money? Why do you look like that?"

Liu Haizhong forced a smile that was uglier than crying, and said with moist eyes:

"Zhu Zi, I'm not in the mood to joke with you right now. Guang Qi is gone."

He Yuzhu was shocked when he heard this and said, "How could it be? Guangqi is gone at such a young age. It's really a pity for the talented people!"

Liu Haizhong said angrily: "Zhu Zi, what are you talking about? Guangqi is gone, not dead."

He Yuzhu pretended to be stupid and said, "Doesn't leaving mean death?"

Liu Haizhong roared: "Guangqi is gone, he ran away from home!"

He Yuzhu patted his chest and complained: "Uncle Liu, please explain clearly. You scared me. I thought Guangqi was dead."

"Wait, Guangqi is already an adult and married, what does it mean to run away from home?"

Liu Haizhong said dejectedly, "Guangqi moved in with his father-in-law, which is equivalent to becoming a live-in son-in-law."

He Yuzhu understood what he said. In his previous life, Liu Guangqi went away to be a son-in-law, and it seemed that he didn't even come back after Liu Haizhong died.

He Yuzhu looked puzzled and said, "Uncle Liu, you are so good to Guangqi, why doesn't he want to be your son, but want to be a live-in son-in-law? Live-in sons-in-law have to suffer a lot."

Liu Haizhong gritted his teeth and said, "That bastard said that I was a feudal patriarch who would beat the children at every turn. He also said that the family tradition at home was not good, and the atmosphere in the compound was even worse. He said that he was afraid that his child would grow up crooked if he was born in such an environment."

He Yuzhu heard this and silently praised Liu Guangqi in his heart, and sighed:

"Liu Guangqi is a wise man. This compound is full of demons and monsters. The atmosphere is really bad. If a child is born in such an environment, it is easy for him to grow up in a bad way."

He also planned to move out of the compound after having a child, but he didn't expect Liu Guangqi to take the lead.