Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Chen Xueru asked, "Huizhen, do you have paper and pen at home?"

Xu Huizhen frowned: "What do you need paper and pen for? What are you planning to do?"

Chen Xueru glanced at Xu Huizhen and said unhappily:

"You make it sound like I'm always in trouble? I need paper and pen just to write down the name that Brother He gave my daughter, as well as the meaning of the name."

Xu Huizhen said disdainfully: "Why did you write it down? Do you want to show it off?"

Chen Xueru said confidently: "Brother He gave my daughter such a poetic name, I naturally want to let more people know!"

Xu Huizhen pouted: "Chen Xueru, are you too vain?"

Chen Xueru retorted: "You are not vain, why do you tell everyone the meaning of your daughter's name?"

"I don't want to waste my time talking to you. The paper and pen are in my bedroom. Go get them yourself if you want."

"Just say it earlier, won't it?"

After Chen Xueru finished speaking, she stood up, shrugged her shoulders, and walked towards Xu Huizhen's bedroom with her slender waist.

After a while, Chen Xueru brought paper and pen.

"Brother He, Shuying, is that Shu? That Ying?"

"How about I write it for you?"

"That couldn't be better!"

Before long, He Yuzhu wrote down everything Chen Xueru needed.

Chen Xueru took the notebook, glanced at it, and praised: "Brother He, your handwriting is really beautiful."

He Yuzhu's mouth twitched. "Boss Chen, is there anything wrong with your eyes? My handwriting looks like ghostly scribbles. How can it be beautiful?"

Chen Xueru wanted to say something else, but Xu Huizhen stood up with her wine glass in hand and said solemnly:

"Brother He, I'd like to offer you a toast to thank you for helping my mother and me."

He Yuzhu said in a gentle tone: "Huizhen, you have thanked me many times, so there is no need to thank me again, right?"

"The ancients said that a drop of water should be repaid with a spring. You have helped me so much, so shouldn't I offer you a glass of wine?"

"Why do you say that? It seems I have to drink this glass of wine."

"Brother He, I did it, you can do whatever you want!"

The girls were all drinking, so how could He Yuzhu be nervous? He tilted his head back and drank the glass of wine in an instant.

"Good wine!"

"Brother He, thank you for naming my daughter. I'd like to toast you, too."

"You guys aren't trying to get me drunk?"

"Brother He, it's okay to get drunk. We women are not afraid, so why should you, a grown man, be afraid?"

The table was filled with delicious food, the air was filled with fine wine, and everyone was toasting each other and chatting happily.

Under the influence of alcohol, the two girls' faces were stained with a touch of bright red, making them look even more beautiful and charming, which made He Yuzhu distracted.

At this moment, He Yuzhu heard some noise outside the courtyard.

"Shh!"

Seeing He Yuzhu asking them to be quiet, Xu Huizhen asked in confusion, "Brother He, what's wrong?"

He Yuzhu whispered, "Huizhen, there is a noise outside your yard. It seems like someone is trying to climb over your wall?"

Xu Huizhen's heart skipped a beat when she heard this, and she asked in a trembling voice, "Could it be that my house has been targeted by thieves?"

He Yuzhu said calmly, "Don't be afraid. I'll help you catch the thief. Do you have a stick at home?"

Xu Huizhen said in a serious tone: "Yes, I'll get it for you right away."

After a while, Xu Huizhen took out a stick as thick as her forearm from the bedroom and said with a worried look on her face:

"Brother He, please be careful."

Women are timid after all. Seeing the two women trembling slightly, He Yuzhu immediately gave them a reassuring smile.

"Huizhen, Xueru, don't worry. I have learned Kung Fu, and I can fight five adult men alone without any problem."

"You two stay at home, and when I catch the thief, you call the police!"

After saying this, He Yuzhu tiptoed out of the living room with a stick in his hand and lay in ambush under the courtyard wall.

When Xu Huizhen saw He Yuzhu go out, she gently closed the door, went to the window, and observed the movements in the yard.

As soon as He Yuzhu arrived under the courtyard wall, he saw a man jumping down from the wall.

He Yuzhu hit him with a stick without saying a word.

"what!"

He Yuzhu was afraid of beating the thief to death, so he threw away the stick and started punching and kicking the thief.

"Ah...ah..."

"Hero, stop fighting. I surrender!"

He Yuzhu ignored him and continued to beat the thief, shouting:

"Huizhen, I've subdued the thief, go call the police!"

"it is good!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Huizhen immediately opened the room and was about to call the police.

"Ah...Xu Huizhen, please don't call the police. I'm Fan Jinyou."

Xu Huizhen stopped and came to He Yuzhu, looked down at the thief, and said angrily:

"Fan Jinyou, it's really you. What are you doing climbing over my wall in the middle of the night?"

Fan Jinyou said anxiously: "Xu Huizhen, this is a misunderstanding..."

Chen Xueru said sternly, "What a misunderstanding. A man who stays up late at night and climbs over a widow's wall must be trying to steal something or harm her."

"Xu Huizhen, why are you still hesitating? Call the police right now."

He Yuzhu echoed, "Chen Xueru is right. People like this must be sent to prison."

Fan Jinyou was horrified and said, "Xu Huizhen, I beg you, please don't call the police, otherwise my life will be over."

"If I had known this today, why bother!"

After Xu Huizhen finished speaking, she turned around and was about to call the police.

"Xu Huizhen, don't..."

As Fan Jinyou spoke, he was about to grab Xu Huizhen's legs. Seeing this, He Yuzhu kicked Fan Jinyou away and rushed forward to continue beating him up.

"Xue Ru, go inside and get me a rope."

"it is good!"

A moment later, Chen Xueru came up to He Yuzhu with a rope in her hand and an excited look on her face.

He Yuzhu took the rope and tied up Fan Jinyou skillfully.

Fan Jinyou looked at He Yuzhu fiercely, gritting his teeth and said:

"Boy, I don't care who you are, let me go quickly, or I will make you regret coming into this world!"

"Snapped!"

He Yuzhu raised his hand and gave Fan Jin a big pocket, sneering:

"This is the first time I've seen such an arrogant thief like you. To tell you the truth, what Grandpa fears least is revenge."

Fan Jinyou said angrily: "I am not a thief, I am the public manager of the tavern."

"If you're not a thief, why are you climbing over someone else's wall? It seems like you haven't been beaten enough. You actually dared to glare at me. I'll beat the shit out of you."

After saying this, He Yuzhu continued to beat Fan Jinyou.

"Ouch! Chen Xueru, quickly tell this bastard that I am really the official manager of the tavern."

Chen Xueru said sarcastically, "Even if you are the official manager of the tavern, you can't wash away the fact that you are a thief."

"Chen Xueru, you bitch, I will not let you go!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Xueru became furious and kicked Fan Jinyou in the crotch.

"If you scold me, I'll kick you to death!"

"what!"

Fan Jinyou let out a miserable scream, and his whole body curled up into a ball because of the pain in his lower body.

He Yuzhu suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing across his crotch. He couldn't help but shiver a few times and unconsciously closed his legs.

"The mouth of a bamboo snake and the sting of a wasp are not poisonous. The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart."

He Yuzhu decided to try to avoid having sex with women in the future, because crazy women are so damn scary.