Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu and Xu Huizhen continued to discuss things, and before they knew it, the sun was setting.

He Yuzhu stretched himself, yawned, and said in a muffled voice:

"It's getting late. I'm going to make dinner and then go to night school."

Xu Huizhen asked, "Don't you have to go home and cook for the deaf old lady?"

He Yuzhu explained: "I bought her some snacks, she can handle it for one night!"

"Dong dong!"

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Please come in!"

Aunt Zhang pushed the door open and said politely, "Boss Xu, I'm going to make dinner. What do you want to eat tonight?"

Xu Huizhen said kindly, "Aunt Zhang, you take a rest and let my man cook!"

"How about that?"

"It's okay, my man is a chef and he cooks delicious food!"

"OK then!"

After dinner, the two went to night school.

……

The next day, He Yuzhu was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by Xu Huizhen.

"Hubby, hurry up and get up, you're going to be late!"

He Yuzhu yawned and said, "You silly girl, didn't I tell you yesterday that I asked for two days of wedding leave?"

Xu Huizhen was a little embarrassed when she heard this: "I forgot! But even if we don't go to work today, we have to get up early. We still have a lot of things to do."

He Yuzhu said tiredly, "I overexerted myself last night and am a little tired. Let me sleep a little longer."

Hearing this, Xu Huizhen jokingly said, "Weren't you very arrogant last night? Why can't you be so arrogant today?"

He Yuzhu said angrily: "If you dare to say I can't do it again, I will punish you now!"

Xu Huizhen blinked and said provocatively, "Come on if you can!"

"Aunt can tolerate it, but uncle can't. You monster, take this stick from me!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he pounced on Xu Huizhen.

"Honey, wait, I want to go to the bathroom!"

"Hold it!"

"what…"

After a sudden burst of wind and rain, Xu Huizhen put on her clothes and ran to the toilet.

Seeing Xu Huizhen's panic-stricken look, He Yuzhu smiled, took out a cigarette and smoked it comfortably.

After breakfast, He Yuzhu and Xu Huizhen prepared to buy wedding supplies.

"Huizhen, we bought a lot today. Can you borrow a tricycle?"

"It's a small problem. Old Cai, who brings wine to my house, has a tricycle. I'm going to borrow it from him now. You wait for me at home."

"Let's go together! This will save time."

"Okay! By the way, can you ride a tricycle?"

"I can do anything with you man!"

"Virtue!"

The two borrowed a tricycle, went to the department store, and started buying things. More than 200 yuan disappeared.

Under the envious gaze of the salesperson, He Yuzhu rode a tricycle loaded with a large cart of goods and rushed home.

"Huizhen, put these things at your home first!"

"why?"

"There are a lot of beasts in our courtyard. If they knew that I was going to hold a wedding banquet, they would definitely come to cause trouble."

"We have already obtained the marriage certificate, aren't we afraid that they will come and cause trouble?"

"I'm not afraid, but on our happy day, I don't want anything bad to happen!"

"Didn't you say last night that Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were both hospitalized?"

"In addition to Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui, there are also Qin Huairu and Xu Damao!"

"Also, even if Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui are hospitalized, they will definitely run out of the hospital to cause trouble once they learn about my marriage."

"Do they hate you so much?"

"These two bastards blamed me for all their misfortunes. It can be said that they hate me to the core."

"You should be more careful with these four beasts in the future, otherwise you will be easily bullied and plotted against."

"Don't worry, I, Xu Huizhen, am not a pushover. It's fine if they don't provoke me, but if they dare to provoke me, I will make them pay for it."

"Wife, you are awesome!"

After returning home, He Yuzhu lay down on the recliner, drinking tea and listening to the radio, like a master.

Seeing this, Xu Huizhen said unhappily: "Hubby, I'm hungry, hurry up and cook!"

He Yuzhu was so tired that he naturally didn't want to cook. He rolled his eyes and instantly came up with an idea. He smiled and said:

"Wife, I haven't tasted your cooking yet, how about you make lunch?"

Xu Huizhen glanced at him sideways and pouted, "Do you really want to taste my cooking skills? I'm embarrassed to tell you."

"You are tired and I am tired too, let Aunt Zhang cook!"

He Yuzhu shrugged and chuckled, "I have no objection! By the way, ask Aunt Zhang to prepare one more meal. I will send it back to the deaf old lady later."

"I didn't go to work today, so my apprentice might not bring food to the deaf old lady."

Xu Huizhen nodded and said, "Okay! What are you going to do this afternoon?"

He Yuzhu replied, "I'm going to inform the guests I'm going to invite this afternoon, and by the way, I'm going to ask someone to renovate the house and build a toilet and a kang, so that we can live more comfortably."

"You don't know, there is only one public toilet in the several compounds near us. You have to queue up to use the toilet in the morning. The toilet is disgustingly smelly in the summer, and it is so cold in the winter that you shiver all over."

"It's okay for me, a rough man, but you are a delicate beauty, I can't bear to let you suffer this."

"Husband, you are so good to me!"

Xu Huizhen's eyes were charming and her gaze was blurred, and she was about to kiss He Yuzhu's lips.

He Yuzhu pushed Xu Huizhen away and said angrily, "You daring monster, don't even think about destroying my Daoist heart!"

"An unromantic bastard."

Xu Huizhen angrily punched He Yuzhu a few times, then left angrily.

He Yuzhui saw this and grinned bitterly. It was not that she was unromantic, but that this woman's sexual desire was too strong. They had only been together for two days and she had already come no less than ten times. Even if he was as strong as an ox, he could not withstand such a torment!

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a badly plowed field, only an ox that is worked to death. Beauty is like poison, a little bit of it can please you, but too much of it can harm your body.

After lunch, He Yuzhu returned to the courtyard carrying his lunch box.

The first thing the deaf old lady asked when they met was: "Zhu Zi, what have you been busy with these two days? Why didn't you go home at night?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Old lady, I got married and I will stay at my wife's house for the next two days."

The deaf old lady's face suddenly changed when she heard this, and she asked anxiously, "Zhu Zi, will you stay at your wife's house from now on?"

A hint of displeasure flashed across He Yuzhu's eyes, and he thought to himself that this old man was really selfish. He didn't ask about my wife's situation first, but instead asked whether she would live in the courtyard in the future. He was simply afraid that I wouldn't cook for her.

He Yuzhu said calmly: "No, I will bring my wife back home to live."

The deaf old lady smiled so hard that her teeth were exposed. "Zhu Zi, where is your wife from and what does she do?"

He Yuzhu said indifferently: "My wife's name is Xu Huizhen. She is from Beijing. She is a small business owner and runs a pub."