Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

After parting with Chen Xueru, He Yuzhu rode his bicycle with Xu Huizhen and rushed to night school.

Xu Huizhen said proudly, "Husband, do you know why I am so sure that Chen Xueru will also go to night school?"

He Yuzhu asked without hesitation: "Why?"

Xu Huizhen chuckled and said, "Because Chen Xueru and I are rivals, we have always been fighting openly and secretly. Chen Xueru wants to surpass me in everything, but she is often suppressed by me."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Has Chen Xueru never defeated you once?"

Xu Huizhen pouted and said, "How is that possible? We have won and lost against each other, otherwise we wouldn't have fought for so long."

"But overall, I win more than I lose."

"Now that I have found a great husband like you, I have defeated her again."

He Yuzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I think you two are enemies from your previous life. You always compare yourself with others in everything, even men. I really admire you."

"You know what? Healthy competition helps stimulate people's potential and motivation, and can make both of us progress. In fact, I quite enjoy this kind of competition."

"So you two have a healthy competition?"

"Of course! By the way, that enchantress Chen Xueru is interested in you, so stay away from her from now on."

"How is that possible? This is only the second time I met her today. How could she be interested in me?"

"You never question a woman's instincts."

"Besides, no one knows Chen Xueru better than me. She fell in love with you the first time she saw you, otherwise she wouldn't have looked so bad when I announced our marriage in the small hotel just now."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "So, Chen Xueru fell in love with me at first sight?"

Xu Huizhen said depressedly: "Although I don't want to admit it, she did fall in love with you at first sight."

"Come on! I, He Yuzhu, am not some extremely handsome guy. How could I be so charming that she would fall in love with me at first sight?"

"My dear, you are indeed very charming, otherwise I would not have fallen hopelessly in love with you in such a short time."

"I feel a little embarrassed when you say that."

"Don't feel embarrassed. You are kind-hearted and talented, and you deserve to be loved."

"By the way, why didn't you tell me that you're a musician? How many other things are you hiding from me?"

"I just had nothing to do and wrote a song lyric. What kind of musician is that?"

"Husband, you are too self-deprecating. The song "Chinese" you composed has already become popular all over the country. If you are not a musician, what are you?"

"Stop talking like that. I don't even know the musical notation. I'm not much of a musician. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at for saying this?"

"Let's not talk about the musician first. Tell me the truth. Is there anything else you are hiding from me?"

He Yuzhu joked, "That's a lot. I'm 25 this year, and things have happened every day in these 25 years. Do I have to tell you everything? I guess I can't finish telling you in a year."

Xu Huizhen punched He Yuzhu angrily and said dissatisfiedly:

"You want to argue with me, right? Tell me the important things first. Tell me what you are capable of."

"What other skills do you have? Do strong sexual desire and good skills in bed count?"

"Rogue! I've seen your abilities before, and you're talking about something I don't know!"

“I am also an expert in antique appraisal.”

Xu Huizhen was overjoyed when she heard this and asked, "What? You can also identify antiques?"

Xu Huizhen was so excited that she twisted her body in the back seat, causing the steering wheel to tilt and almost causing him to have a car accident. She shouted:

"Why are you so excited? You almost made me fall into the ditch with my car!"

Xu Huizhen said aggrievedly: "Why are you so fierce? It's not intentional."

"Okay, shut up and stop talking."

"I'm going to say it."

He Yuzhu had no choice but to ignore it and concentrate on riding his bicycle.

"Hubby, can you really identify antiques?"

"He Yuzhu, I'm asking you a question?"

"He Yuzhu, if you don't reply, I'm going to jump out of the car!"

"Dance if you want!"

"He Yuzhu, you bastard, you just got married and you're already bullying me."

"..."

"Hubby, I was wrong, please don't ignore me!"

"That's enough, stop being naughty. If you have anything to say, let's talk about it at school!"

"All right!"

Arriving at the night school, Xu Huizhen jumped off her bicycle and asked impatiently:

"Hubby, are you really good at identifying antiques?"

He Yuzhu said unhappily: "This isn't a big skill, do I need to lie to you?"

Xu Huizhen said excitedly: "How can this not be considered a great skill? I have always been interested in the antique business, but I don't know how to identify antiques. I didn't expect you to have this skill. I am so happy."

He Yuzhu disagreed and said, "These days, many people can't even get enough to eat, so how can they have the spare money to buy antiques?"

Xu Huizhen said with confidence: "The country is indeed not rich now, but I believe that people's lives will get better, and there is great potential in the antique business."

Hearing this, He Yuzhu couldn't help but sigh that this woman was born to be a businesswoman and her business talent is almost overflowing.

"Since you are interested in the antique business, then develop in this direction. If there are any antiques you are unsure about, you can let me check them for you."

"Honey, my ex-father-in-law left me more than a dozen antiques. Please help me take a look when I get home tonight."

"no problem!"

After class, Xu Huizhen kept urging He Yuzhu to ride faster so that she could go home and identify the treasure in her hand.

He Yuzhu rode home at lightning speed, and Xu Huizhen immediately took out the antiques, a total of thirteen pieces.

He Yuzhu finished the appraisal and found that two of the items were fakes, while the remaining eleven were all authentic and of considerable value.

Among them, the Han Dynasty green-glazed double-handled pot and the Tang Dynasty Xing kiln white-glazed double-fish belted pot are the most valuable.

When Xu Huizhen heard that there were two fakes, her face immediately darkened.

He Yuzhu pouted and said, "There are only two fakes, so just be happy! I have a friend whose home has more than 20 antiques that are all fakes, that's tragic."

Xu Huizhen smiled brightly when she heard this: "You are right, people should not be too greedy."

"Honey, I'm going to smash these two fakes."

He Yuzhu glared and said, "Why smash it? Even if it's a fake, it's worth a lot of money."

"Besides, these two fakes are so exquisitely crafted that ordinary people really can't tell them apart."

Xu Huizhen said in a serious tone: "Husband, I have always been honest in doing business, and I will not sell fakes to others."

Upon hearing this, He Yuzhu immediately gave a thumbs up and praised:

"My wife runs her business with integrity. She is truly a business genius. She will definitely make a lot of money in the future. I am just waiting to enjoy the good life."

Xu Huizhen glanced at He Yuzhu with a charming look and said proudly:

"It's good that you know, but I, Xu Huizhen, am not such a good gigolo. If you can't demonstrate your own value, I will kick you out without hesitation."

"Then I will demonstrate my own value now!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he smirked twice and then hugged Xu Huizhen.

"what are you doing?"

"Hey, I'm going to demonstrate my worth in bed."