Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Xu Damao felt uncomfortable when he heard Lou Xiao'e say that Sha Zhu's wife was very beautiful last night. He wanted to see how beautiful Xu Huizhen was, so he quickly finished his breakfast and waited outside He Yuzhu's door.

After breakfast, He Yuzhu took his beautiful wife out.

When Xu Damao saw Xu Huizhen, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.

"Fuck, this young widow is so attractive, she is prettier than Widow Qin and my wife. How could this silly Zhu marry such a beautiful young wife?"

He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao staring at his wife, and became furious, so he raised his leg and kicked Xu Damao.

"Grandson, take away that obscene look of yours. If you look at my wife like that again, I'll dig your eyeballs out."

Xu Damao staggered after being kicked, and instantly came to his senses. He patted his kicked trouser leg and said with a smile:

"Zhu Zi, your wife is so beautiful that I lost my mind for a moment."

He Yuzhu said in a deep voice: "Xu Damao, no matter how beautiful my wife is, she is mine. Put away your dirty thoughts. If I find out that you are harassing my wife, I will beat your dog head off."

"A good dog doesn't block the road. Get out of the way. I have to go to work."

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Brother Zhu, won't you introduce my sister-in-law to me?"

He Yuzhu said word by word: "My wife Xu Huizhen, the owner of the Zhengyangmen Tavern."

"Hello, sister-in-law! I'm Xu Damao, the projectionist at the steel mill."

As Xu Damao spoke, he stretched out his right hand, wanting to shake hands with Xu Huizhen.

Xu Huizhen just nodded and had no intention of shaking hands with him.

Seeing this, He Yuzhu kicked Xu Damao again and said angrily:

"You bastard, are you trying to take advantage of my wife?"

Xu Damao said angrily: "He Yuzhu, don't slander good people. This is the first time I meet my sister-in-law. I want to shake hands with her. It's just a courtesy to welcome her to join the Siheyuan family."

He Yuzhu said disdainfully: "I know exactly what kind of character you are, Xu Damao. What the hell is your bullshit etiquette? How can you write the four words of courtesy, righteousness, integrity and shame? Get out of here right now."

He Yuzhu pushed Xu Damao away and walked out of the courtyard with Xu Huizhen.

Xu Damao looked at the backs of He Yuzhu and his wife, his eyes were full of ferocity, and he said fiercely in his heart:

"Damn you, I'm going to get your wife into bed sooner or later."

After walking out of the courtyard, Xu Huizhen smiled and said, "Is that the donkey-faced guy you mentioned just now the lustful demon fool?"

He Yuzhu nodded and said, "Yes, he is a big fool. This guy is lustful. Every time he goes to the countryside to show a movie, he will hook up with young widows. You should stay away from him in the future."

"Also, this guy may be infertile. He has been married for three or four years and still has no children."

Xu Huizhen couldn't help laughing and said, "Isn't that the same as Yi Jue Hu in your courtyard?"

He Yuzhu was slightly stunned, then smiled and said:

"You know what, Xu Damao and Yi Zhonghai are really similar. If they didn't look so different, I would have suspected that they were father and son."

"These two bastards are both selfish and infertile, yet they are blaming their wives for their inability to have children."

Xu Huizhen sighed and said, "Isn't Xu Damao's wife very pitiful?"

He Yuzhu sighed and said, "Lou Xiao'e is indeed quite pitiful. She actually married a thing like Xu Damao."

"You still don't know that Lou Xiao'e is a real lady from a wealthy family. Her father is Lou Zhenhua, who is known as 'Lou Half City'. During his heyday, nearly half of the shops in Beijing belonged to him."

"If times hadn't changed, Xu Damao would never have been able to marry Lou Xiao'e in his lifetime."

"Xu Damao married such an excellent woman, but not only did he not know how to cherish her, he even went out to mess around. What a piece of shit."

Xu Huizhen looked envious: "Zhu Zi, from your tone, you seem to be very envious of Xu Damao?"

"Tell me the truth, do you have any feelings for Lou Xiao'e?"

He Yuzhu's expression froze for a moment, then he smiled and said:

"You know what, when Xu Damao first got married, I was a little resentful."

"I, He Yuzhu, am no worse than Xu Damao in every aspect, and the key is that I am two years older than him. He was able to marry a beautiful young wife like Lou Xiao'e, but I always fail in blind dates. I can't help but feel a little unbalanced."

"Later I realized it wasn't my fault, but bastards like Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were behind the sabotage."

"But if you say that I have feelings for Lou Xiao'e, then you must be wronging me. I, He Yuzhu, am not a good wife."

"In addition, the moral principles that I uphold in my heart will not allow me to do anything that would destroy other people's families."

Xu Huizhen smiled and said, "He is indeed the man I, Xu Huizhen, like. He is kind, honest, knows when to advance and when to retreat, knows how to make choices, and knows the big picture."

He Yuzhu's eyes narrowed into a line as he said jokingly:

"Just keep these in your heart. There's no need to say them out loud. It makes me feel embarrassed."

Xu Huizhen rolled her eyes at him and said with a pout, "How shameless!"

He Yuzhu chuckled twice and said loudly, "Madam, sit tight, we are leaving."

After He Yuzhu sent Xu Huizhen and her daughter to the tavern, he turned around and rushed to the steel mill.

He Yuzhu came to the steel rolling mill, and those who knew he was getting married all sent their blessings.

"Director He, happy wedding!"

"Thank you!"

"Director He, may you have a happy marriage and a son soon!"

"Thank you!"

He Yuzhu came to the office with a smile on his face, made tea, read newspapers and books, feeling cozy and comfortable.

Not long after, Liu Lan came to his office.

He Yuzhu raised his eyes slightly and said casually: "Liu Lan, is the kitchen idle? Why are you in my office again?"

Liu Lan looked at He Yuzhu with resentment in her eyes, "Zhuzi, I heard that your wife is a second marriage?"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Yes! What's wrong?"

Liu Lan said angrily: "Xu Huizhen has been married, and I have been married too. Why would you rather marry Xu Huizhen than me?"

He Yuzhu frowned and said, "Liu Lan, have you forgotten that you were the one who seduced me and said that this was just a deal where both parties got what they wanted? What do you mean by this now?"

Liu Lan was suddenly speechless, her tone softened a lot, and she said in a crying voice:

"I just don't accept it. We are both getting married for the second time, so why would you rather marry Xu Huizhen than me?"

He Yuzhu lowered his eyes slightly and said calmly: "Do you really want to know the reason?"

Liu Lan said firmly: "I want to!"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Because Xu Huizhen is younger than you, prettier than you, more educated than you, and more capable than you."

"More importantly, you and your ex-husband have two sons, and they are both so old that they can already remember things. I'm afraid I won't be able to raise them well."

"And Xu Huizhen only has a daughter who is less than two months old. She will eventually get married and will not compete with my son for the family property in the future."

Liu Lan said with tears in her eyes: "He Yuzhu, we have been together for so long, don't you have any feelings for me?"

He Yuzhu sighed and said, "I'm not a cold-blooded animal. I definitely have feelings for you, but feelings can't be eaten. I have to think about my future."

"He Yuzhu, you are such a selfish bastard!"

After Liu Lan finished cursing, she covered her face and ran away.