Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Xu Huizhen punched Chen Xueru angrily and scolded:

"Chen Xueru, are you crazy? You say everything out loud, aren't you ashamed?"

Chen Xueru laughed and said, "Why should I be ashamed? You told me all this yourself."

"Chen Xueru, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart."

"Xu Huizhen, do you want to kill someone to silence them?"

Xu Huizhen was furious, and rushed towards Chen Xueru with her teeth bared, shouting:

"Chen Xueru, I'm going to kill you, you vixen!"

"Oh! Help! Someone's killing me!"

Chen Xueru pretended to be scared and hid behind He Yuzhu, shouting and screaming.

He Yuzhu was willing to be Chen Xueru's shield. He easily subdued Chen Xueru and then handed her over to Xu Huizhen.

Xu Huizhen raised the corners of her mouth and pinched and hit Chen Xueru.

Chen Xueru shouted loudly: "Xu Huizhen, He Yuzhu, you two are not human beings. You two are bullying me alone."

Xu Huizhen said proudly: "Chen Xueru, this is not your fault. Who told you not to find a man?"

He Yuzhu didn't say anything else. He drank and watched the two women fight.

"Hey, you female hooligan, where are you pinching?"

"Oh my! Chen Xueru, I didn't expect you to be so attractive."

"Xu Huizhen, I'm going to fight you."

"Do you have the strength to fight me?"

Zhao Yali, who was conservative in her thinking, couldn't stand the two women's unruly fight, so she hurried forward to separate them.

Xu Huizhen and Chen Xueru didn't really want to fight, and with Zhao Yali's intervention, the two quickly let go of each other.

Chen Xueru tidied up her messy clothes and hair, and looked at He Yuzhu angrily.

"He Yuzhu, I invited you to drink with good intentions, but you helped your wife bully me. Don't you think that's too much?"

He Yuzhu said confidently: "I don't think so! Isn't it my duty to help my wife?"

Chen Xueru was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said:

"You two are too much of a bully. I will find a hunk to marry tomorrow and bring him over to take care of you adulterous couple!"

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "Boss Chen, you better open your eyes and look for someone who is good-looking but useless. I have martial arts skills and can fight five people alone. Ordinary men are really no match for me."

Chen Xueru glanced at He Yuzhu and said sarcastically:

"Tsk, who can't brag? And you want to fight five people alone? Why didn't you say you could beat ten?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "It seems you don't believe it?"

Chen Xueru rolled her eyes and said disdainfully: "No one would believe you!"

He Yuzhu drank a glass of wine and laughed: "Ha ha ha... It's time to show my true strength."

Chen Xueru heard He Yuzhu's creepy laughter, her body trembled slightly, and she stammered:

"He Yuzhu, what do you want to do?"

"Don't worry, I never hit a woman."

He Yuzhu gave Chen Xueru a reassuring smile, then stood up and walked to the corner and picked up a brick on the ground.

He Yuzhu held the brick in his left hand and used his right hand as a knife. He chopped the brick with the knife and the brick instantly cracked into two pieces.

When everyone saw this, they gasped and looked at He Yuzhu in shock.

Xu Huizhen was the first to react. She ran over and pulled up He Yuzhu's right hand to check, saying in a reproachful tone:

"Are you crazy? Why are you using your hands to smash bricks? What if your hands get hurt?"

He Yuzhu said with a relaxed look on his face: "Don't worry, wife, I have kung fu skills, so I won't get hurt at all."

"How come you are not hurt? Your hands are red." Xu Huizhen said with a worried look on her face.

Chen Xueru woke up as if from a dream and immediately ran over to check He Yuzhu's hand.

Xu Huizhen slapped Chen Xueru's hand away and said angrily, "Chen Xueru, can you please have some shame? Do you think you can hold my man's hand?"

Chen Xueru ignored Xu Huizhen and looked at He Yuzhu with ardent eyes, saying with admiration:

"Brother He, it turns out you really know Kung Fu?"

He Yuzhu raised his eyes slightly and said calmly: "Aren't the facts right in front of us?"

Chen Xueru said excitedly: "Brother He, you are so awesome!"

He Yuzhu said calmly: "Splitting bricks with one hand is not that impressive. Anyone with a little bit of skill can do it."

Niu Ye said, "Director He, you are too modest. My family once had a security guard. Normally, five or six people were no match for him, but he couldn't break bricks with one hand."

He Yuzhu did not doubt what Niu Ye said. Xu Huizhen once told him that Niu Ye was a nobleman of the Qing Dynasty, and it was normal for him to have a bodyguard to look after the house.

"Master Niu, there are many schools of Kung Fu, and each school has a different focus. Just because someone can break a brick with one hand doesn't mean they have high Kung Fu skills."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, let's just keep drinking!"

He Yuzhu knew very little about kung fu and was afraid that he would be exposed if he said too much.

He Yuzhu's performance just now conquered everyone present. Everyone looked at him with a little more awe. Seeing that he was unwilling to say more, they did not dare to ask more questions.

Chen Xueru said attentively, "Brother He, come and sit down. I'll pour you some wine."

Chen Xueru discovered that He Yuzhu was indeed a treasure boy. The more she interacted with him, the more shining points he showed.

But the more outstanding He Yuzhu became, the more he regretted that he was too slow to act, allowing his arch-enemy Xu Huizhen to take advantage of him.

She sadly discovered that it was very difficult to find a man better than He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu sat back in his original seat, drinking a little wine and chatting with Lady Chen, feeling indescribably comfortable.

"Hey... these snacks taste good, especially the pickles, they taste really good."

Uncle Niu gave a thumbs up again, "Director He, you are indeed an expert in food. You can taste the specialness of this pickled vegetable with just one bite."

"This pickle is the signature dish of the tavern. You can never get it anywhere else. Many people make pickles at home, but no one can make pickles that taste this good."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Huizhen must have an exclusive secret recipe."

Chen Xueru rubbed her face and said, "Brother He, you are Xu Huizhen's man now. Didn't she tell you her secret recipe?"

He Yuzhu said calmly, "I don't run a pub or restaurant, so why would I need this pickle secret recipe?"

Chen Xueru sighed and said, "Brother He, I think couples should be honest with each other. If you were my husband, I would definitely tell you all my secrets."

Xu Huizhen was furious when she heard this: "Chen Xueru, stop trying to sow discord between us."

Chen Xueru smiled brightly: "Huizhen, I just told you the truth, but I didn't mean to sow discord between you. Husband and wife are one, there should be no secrets. It's not very kind of you to hide things from Brother He."

He Yuzhu said nonchalantly, "It's okay. Who doesn't have a little secret in their heart?"