Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu grabbed Liu Haizhong, who was full of excitement, and chuckled, "Uncle Liu, call Xu Damao as well."

Liu Haizhong's eyes lit up, "That makes sense!"

Xu Damao was very annoyed when he was first woken up, but when he heard that they were going to catch a cheating couple, he was even more excited than Te Fu Liu Haizhong.

He Yuzhu said angrily: "Keep your voice down, don't disturb this pair of wild mandarin ducks!"

The three of them tiptoed to the outside of the cellar and heard suppressed moans coming from inside.

He Yuzhu whispered, "Xu Damao, I'll kick the door hard later, and you shout 'Catch the thief' to attract the neighbors."

Xu Damao objected, "Kicking the door is more exciting. I'll kick the door and you shout 'Catch the thief!'"

He Yuzhu said indifferently: "No problem, Uncle Liu, you can shout with me too."

"good!"

"Then let's get started!"

"let's start!"

"bump!"

Xu Damao kicked the cellar door with all his strength, and it immediately made a deafening sound.

At the same time, He Yuzhu and Liu Haizhong also started shouting.

"Catch the thief! Come and catch the thief, there's a thief in the yard!"

"Catch the thief! Everyone, get up and catch the thief!"

In the cellar, the two people who were exercising vigorously were almost scared to death.

Qin Huairu pushed Yi Zhonghai away and hurriedly looked for her clothes.

Xu Damao was born a bad guy, so how could he let Qin Huairu get what she wanted? He rushed into the cellar, snatched the pants from Qin Huairu's hand, and said sternly:

"Great! Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai, you two shameless people actually had sex in the cellar."

Qin Huairu was almost crying, and begged, "Da Mao, please give me the pants. I beg you."

Xu Damao said angrily, "Widow Qin, whose sister are you? I don't have a sister like you who can be slept with by anyone."

At this moment, several more people walked into the cellar, and several strong beams of flashlight instantly shone on Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu screamed and hid behind Yi Zhonghai.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was only wearing a shirt, with nothing underneath. Fortunately, the weather was cold, so they only took off their pants when they did that, otherwise they would have to be naked in front of everyone.

"Yi Juehu, you really are still as sharp as ever!"

"Yi Juehu, you are worse than a beast. You actually slept with your own disciple!"

"Yi Juehu, you are so shameless that you actually had an affair with your junior. You have no sense of propriety, righteousness, or integrity!"

"I've said before that Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu were having an affair. You didn't believe me, but now you finally believe me, right?"

"This bastard used to go on dates with Qin Huairu in the name of helping her. I'm afraid they got together at that time. I feel so sorry for Li Guifang. She was right to divorce Yi Zhonghai."

"This Yi Zhonghai is such a jerk. He is so old, yet he can still do such a shameful thing."

"Widow Qin is really not picky about food. She actually likes old-fashioned dishes like Yi Zhonghai."

"Widow Qin has really strong tastes. Even Yi Zhonghai's face is covered with age spots, but she still has the stomach for it."

"A bitch is a bitch. As long as he's a man, she'll have sex with him."

"A bitch and a dog, forever and ever."

"These two people are so shameless that they actually did such a shameful thing in the cellar. The cellar is where we store food. Can the food be eaten now?"

"What the hell can I eat? The food has long been contaminated by this couple. I feel sick just thinking about it."

"These two are so damn wicked, they must compensate us for our potatoes and cabbage."

"Yes, they must compensate us for our cabbage. It's so fucking disgusting."

"This cellar is also unusable. We asked this couple to build a new cellar for us."

The discussions of the crowd made Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu feel so ashamed that they wished they could find a hole to crawl into.

Yi Zhonghai suddenly had an idea and thought that he could take advantage of this opportunity to force Qin Huairu to marry him.

Yan Bugui said with a disappointed look on his face: "Old Yi! I really don't know what to say to you. You are divorced and want to find a woman to live with. I can understand."

"But you can't look for a woman like Qin Huairu. After all, you two are of different generations, and Qin Huairu is still Jia Dongxu's wife. How can you be worthy of Jia Dongxu by doing such a thing?"

Liu Haizhong sneered: "Yi Zhonghai, you are not afraid that Jia Dongxu will crawl out of his grave and strangle you to death."

Yi Zhonghai's eyes turned, and he said confidently: "Since you have discovered it, I have nothing to hide. Qin Huairu and I have fallen in love with each other for a long time, and we are ready to get married."

"Besides, I have done nothing wrong to Dongxu. Only if I marry Qin Huairu can I take better care of his children and mother."

"Fuck you, Yi Zhonghai is such a despicable hypocrite. He can even say such shameless words."

"Yi Zhonghai, I have never seen such a shameless person. Before Jia Dongxu died, he asked you to take care of his wife and children, but you took care of his wife until she was in bed. Is this how you take care of people?"

"How can there be such shameless people in this world? I have learned a lot today."

At this time, Jia Zhang arrived late, raised her hand and slapped Jia Zhang, cursing:

"Qin Huairu, you bitch, I told you that if you are lonely, you can invite a man to come to your house, but this man must not be Yi Zhonghai, why don't you listen?"

Qin Huairu was also furious, and slapped Jia Zhang in the face, saying angrily:

"If your old man hadn't stopped me, I would have remarried with my children. You old fool want me to find a man to live with you, and you don't even allow Bang Geng and his family to change their surnames. Which idiot would agree to such harsh conditions?"

"It's all your fault that I've fallen into this state now."

"Oh my! This is so unfair. The daughter-in-law beats the mother-in-law. I won't live any longer."

"If you don't want to live anymore, just go and die. The moat isn't covered, so why don't you jump in?"

Liu Haizhong shouted, "Qin Huairu, you are absolutely lawless. Not only did you not admit your mistake after having an affair, but you also beat your own mother-in-law. People like you should be shot."

Xu Damao was filled with righteous indignation and said, "Why bother telling them so much? Hurry up and report to the police and have this shameless couple arrested."

Qin Huairu's face changed drastically when she heard this. She didn't want to be paraded through the streets again.

A flash of panic flashed across Yi Zhonghai's face, but he quickly calmed down and said confidently:

"Why did you report this to the police? Qin Huairu is a widower, and I'm divorced. Our union is neither immoral nor illegal."

"Besides, we will go to get our marriage certificate tomorrow, so even if the police come, they can't do anything to us."

Qin Huairu couldn't care less at this moment, and quickly agreed:

"Yes, we will go and get the marriage certificate tomorrow. You have no reason to report to the police."