Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

In preparation for tomorrow's blind date, He Yuzhu left work early and prepared to take a bath in the bathhouse.

He Yuzhu rode his bicycle and rushed to the library at lightning speed. He was afraid that if he arrived too late, the library would be closed.

After He Yuzhu's memory improved, he became a very fast reader. He finished reading the 37-word book "How the Steel Was Tempered" in just one day.

In less than ten minutes, He Yuzhu arrived at the library, returned "How the Steel Was Tempered", and borrowed a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Some people say: "Old people should not read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, young people should not read Water Margin, men should not read Journey to the West, and women should not read Dream of the Red Chamber."

He Yuzhu, who has lived his life again, plans to read all four books in one go. Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West and Dream of the Red Chamber are known as the "Four Great Classics" and are the pinnacle of Chinese classical novels.

As a native Chinese, how can I not read these four books?

He Yuzhu came out of the library and rushed home as fast as he could, took new clothes, an enamel basin, towel and soap, and rushed to the bathhouse without stopping.

Arriving at the bathhouse, He Yuzhu paid the money and bath ticket, and entered the bathhouse under the lustful gaze of the aunt at the front desk.

When you enter the bathhouse, you will see eight very eye-catching big red characters on the wall: No peeing in the pool!

When He Yuzhu saw the big words on the wall, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate.

"What's going on? Have I ever peed in this pool?"

Looking at the steaming pool, He Yuzhu suddenly felt daunted.

He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and jumped down with a plop.

"Ah...it feels so good!"

It was comfortable, but when he thought that there might be urine in it, He Yuzhu quickly finished his shower and jumped out of the pool.

He Yuzhu came out of the bathhouse and felt a lot more relaxed.

He Yuzhu rode his beloved bicycle and rushed to the vegetable market refreshed. He planned to buy a big fat fish to take home and reward himself.

After a stroll around the vegetable market, He Yuzhu found a grass carp weighing about two kilograms on his bicycle.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Yan Bugui started drooling as he looked at the grass carp on the front of He Yuzhu's car, but when he thought of Director Fang's warning last night, he swallowed back the words that were about to come out of his mouth.

"Zhu Zi, are we having fish tonight?"

"Yeah! Why, do you have any objection?"

Yan Bugui laughed dryly and said, "Look at what you said, how could I have any objection? I'm just curious, why haven't you brought a lunch box back recently."

He Yuzhu teased, "Why, Uncle Three is thinking about my lunch box again?"

Yan Bugui pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "Is your uncle the kind of person who cares about other people's things?"

"do not you?"

He Yuzhu snorted coldly, turned around and left, leaving Yan Bugui with a gloomy face.

Qin Huairu, who was washing clothes in the middle courtyard, heard He Yuzhu's voice, quickly smoothed her hair, and greeted with a smile: "Zhuzi, you are back?"

He Yuzhu didn't even raise his eyelids and walked straight past her.

Qin Huairu said angrily: "Zhu Zi, is Sister Qin calling you?"

He Yuzhu said coldly: "Widow Qin, let me say it again, your last name is Qin, and mine is He. You are not my sister, so don't try to associate yourself with me."

Qin Huairu burst into tears in a second, and looked at He Yuzhu with tearful eyes, "Zhuzi, are you really so heartless?"

"Your tears are so damn cheap!"

He Yuzhu looked at Qin Huairu with disgust, then turned and left.

"He Yuzhu, you bastard..." Qin Huairu roared.

He Yuzhu pretended not to hear and went straight home.

Xu Damao, who was passing by the middle courtyard, saw this and said with a smile: "Qin Huairu, don't bother yourself. Sha Zhu is only thinking about the blind date tomorrow, so why would he care about you!"

Qin Huairu said unhappily: "It's none of your business!"

Xu Damao was not annoyed and whispered, "Is there no problem with tomorrow's matter on your end?"

Qin Huairu frowned and said, "The old man has given me the money, but I haven't found the person who did it."

Xu Damao frowned slightly, "Then give me the money and I'll help you find someone!"

Qin Huairu hesitated and asked, "Can I trust you?"

Xu Damao said dissatisfiedly: "If you don't believe it, then just follow me tomorrow!"

Qin Huairu thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll go with you tomorrow."

Xu Damao said angrily: "You really don't believe me?"

"Do you think you are worthy of my trust?"

Qin Huairu sneered, picked up her clothes and turned away.

Seeing Qin Huairu leave, Xu Damao went home cursing.

As soon as Qin Huairu arrived home, Jia Zhang asked in an interrogative tone: "What were you talking about with that bad guy Xu Damao? Let me tell you, if you dare to do anything that disgraces my Jia family, I will make sure that you are ruined and despised by everyone!"

Qin Huairu whispered, "Mother-in-law, what are you thinking about? Zhuzi is going on a blind date tomorrow, and Xu Damao and I are discussing how to sabotage it!"

Jia Zhang's face changed drastically, "What, Sha Zhu is going on a blind date again?"

Qin Huairu said coldly: "Don't worry, mother-in-law, I will never let Sha Zhu succeed in his blind date."

Jia Zhang paced back and forth for a few circles, her mouth drooping and her brows furrowed, "This is not a solution. Don't you have a cousin named Qin Jingru in the countryside?"

"You introduce her to Sha Zhu. With this relationship, Sha Zhu can continue to help us. If Sha Zhu really marries someone else, we will get nothing."

"You've seen it yourself. Shazhu has only stopped supplying lunch boxes to our family for three days, and Banggeng has become noticeably thinner."

Qin Huairu frowned when she heard this. She still had illusions about Sha Zhu. She firmly believed that Sha Zhu would return to the way he was before and obey her. If she introduced her cousin to Sha Zhu, it would be completely over for both of them.

But if she doesn't agree, her mother-in-law will suspect that she is still obsessed with Sha Zhu, and who knows what kind of trouble will come out.

By the way, that villain Xu Damao will not sit idly by and watch Sha Zhu get married and have children. If I reveal the news to him secretly, he will definitely sabotage it like he did this time.

Yes, what to do!

Seeing Qin Huairu remained silent, Jia Zhang said in dissatisfaction: "What are you thinking about? Did you hear what I said to you?"

Qin Huairu woke up as if from a dream, "I heard it. I was wondering how much dowry I should ask for from Sha Zhu?"

Jia Zhang heard this, her eyes flashed with greed, and she said in a loud voice: "No deal if you are less than 50 yuan!"

Qin Huairu was furious when she heard this. "That damn old woman only gave me five yuan as a betrothal gift when she married me, but now she has the nerve to ask Sha Zhu for fifty yuan as a betrothal gift."

"Qin Huairu, I tell you, you must give me all the 278.6 yuan betrothal gift. Just because you, a jinx, couldn't control Sha Zhu, I took out yuan at once last night. I was almost heartbroken!" Jia Zhang said gritting her teeth.

Qin Huairu asked tentatively: "Mother-in-law, can you leave five dollars for Jingru's parents? After all, it's not easy for them to raise their daughter to this age!"

Jia Zhang said arrogantly, "Why keep her? You introduced her, a country girl, to the city. It's already a great gift to her family. What else can they be dissatisfied with?"

Qin Huairu didn't argue any more. After all, she was not planning to facilitate this marriage.