Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

He Yuzhu suddenly remembered the book "Yi Zhongtian's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" that he had read in his previous life, and smiled calmly, "I think Jia Xu is the smartest person in the history of the Three Kingdoms!"

He Yuzhu was born in 1937 and lived to 2013 in his previous life. "Yi Zhongtian's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" was broadcast in 2006. Qin Huairu was not dead at that time and Bang Geng did not dare to go too far with him, so he had the opportunity to watch TV.

"Jia Xu? Why?"

The middle-aged man's eyes were as big as bells, and he was obviously very surprised by this answer.

He Yuzhu talked about it, "Because Jia Xu is a man of great foresight, has many ingenious plans, understands human nature, knows how to judge the situation, and protects himself...

Jia Xu's ending should be the best among the counselors of the Three Kingdoms, he lived to the age of 77 and died of old age..."

The middle-aged man frowned and said, “But Jia Wenhe, ‘Wenhe Luanwu’, is known as the ‘No. 1 Poisoner’. His schemes are sinister and vicious, and he often brings chaos to the world in order to protect himself.

It was because of his instigation that Li Jue and Guo Si gathered the defeated soldiers and killed people in Chang'an, bringing disaster to the country and the people..."

"It's true that Jia Xu did something unkind, but we can't deny that he was smart. Besides, he didn't know that Li Jue and Guo Si would do such evil things after they entered Chang'an..."

"After learning what Li and Guo had done, Jia Xu decisively fled Chang'an, first to Duan Wei and then to Zhang Xiu..."

"…After killing Cao Cao's son and nephew, Jia Xu was still able to become Cao Cao's guest of honor. Later, he assisted Cao Pi in ascending the throne and became a founding hero of Cao Wei…"

He Yuzhu copied Mr. Yi Zhongtian's point of view and left the middle-aged man stunned.

"Comrade, are you satisfied with my answer?" He Yuzhu said with a little pride.

The middle-aged man smiled bitterly and said, "I am very satisfied. Your research on the Three Kingdoms is much deeper than mine. I wanted to test you, but I didn't expect you to show off your skills in front of Guan Gong..."

He Yuzhu said modestly, "You flatter me. I am just talking nonsense. Comrade, can you tell me the time now?"

"Of course!" The middle-aged man raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said in a gentle voice: "The time is 10:52 now."

Hearing this, He Yuzhu frowned and said inwardly:

"Guo Qian has no sense of time, right? The agreed time is 9:30, and it's almost 11 o'clock now, and I haven't seen her yet!"

"Was I stood up? Or was the other party unable to find the place? Or was someone trying to sabotage me?"

"It's a pity that he doesn't know Guo Erpao's home address, otherwise he would have immediately ridden his bike to ask."

The middle-aged man saw He Yuzhu frowning and asked with a little concern: "Comrade, are you okay?"

He Yuzhu forced a smile and said, "It's okay. I came here for a blind date, but someone stood me up!"

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, then comforted him: "You are so handsome, are you afraid that you can't find a wife?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be carefree and said, "Brother is right. There are beautiful women everywhere in the world. A real man will never have trouble finding a wife."

The middle-aged man heard this and showed a hint of appreciation in his eyes, "Little brother, what's your name?"

He Yuzhu said generously: "My name is He Yuzhu, what about you, brother?"

The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Hello, Brother Zhuzi, my name is Huo Wencai!"

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "Brother Huo, just call me Zhuzi, everyone calls me that!"

Huo Wencai smiled and nodded, "Zhu Zi, I see that you have done a lot of research on the Three Kingdoms. I also like the history of the Three Kingdoms. How about we talk about it more..."

He Yuzhu readily agreed, "Okay, I have nothing to do now anyway..."

Immediately, the two began a discussion around the topic of the Three Kingdoms. The more they talked, the more they got along, and it felt like they had met too late.

"Zhu Zi, many of your ideas are very novel. You can write them down and publish them!" Huo Wencai suggested.

He Yuzhu smiled bitterly and said, "I have no reputation and no acquaintances in the newspaper office. Which newspaper would be willing to publish my article?"

Huo Wencai grinned and said, "Zhu Zi, I am actually the deputy editor-in-chief of Beijing Evening News. If you write well, I can publish it directly in the newspaper!"

He Yuzhu's pupils dilated when he heard this. Although the Beijing Evening News was only founded in 1958, it has developed rapidly and has now become one of the most influential newspapers in the capital.

Or he could plagiarize "Yi Zhongtian's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" and "Wang Liqun's Reading of Records of the Grand Historian" and turn them into "He Yuzhu's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" and "He Yuzhu's Reading of Records of the Grand Historian", and then pass himself off as a writer.

However, He Yuzhu quickly got rid of this unrealistic idea in his mind. After all, he was talented but had little education, and no one would believe that he could write such profound books as "Yi Zhongtian's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" and "Wang Liqun's Reading of Records of the Grand Historian".

In order to avoid being caught and sliced ​​by the relevant departments, He Yuzhu decided to wait a little longer. Only after his academic qualifications were improved would he publish "Yi Zhongtian's Comments on the Three Kingdoms" and "Wang Liqun's Reading of Records of the Grand Historian".

As for how to improve academic qualifications? Of course, go to night school!

"Brother Huo, actually I only have a junior high school education..." He Yuzhu's face was full of embarrassment.

Huo Wencai was shocked. "What? You are only a high-level scholar, but how can you have such a deep understanding of the history of the Three Kingdoms..."

He Yuzhu said in a low voice: "Brother Huo, I lost my mother when I was nine years old, and was abandoned by my father when I was thirteen. He also left me with a five-year-old sister. In order to take care of my sister, I had to drop out of school, but I never gave up studying..."

"Over the years, I have gone to the Beijing Library whenever I have time, and I have read almost half of the books in the library..."

He Yuzhu's words were half true and half false, his purpose was to cover up the lie about why he knew about the Three Kingdoms.

Listening to He Yuzhu's narration, Huo Wencai's eyes became moist unconsciously. He gently patted He Yuzhu's shoulder and said in a warm voice:

"Zhu Zi, you have suffered a lot these years."

He Yuzhu forced a smile and said, "It's okay. The hard days are over. I'm now a chef in a steel mill. The salary is pretty good..."

Huo Wencai showed a surprised expression again, "Zhu Zi, I didn't expect you to be a chef. I must try your cooking skills if I have a chance."

He Yuzhu said cheerfully, "Okay! Brother Huo, have you heard of Tan's cuisine?"

Huo Wencai blurted out: "Tan's cuisine, the famous official cuisine, of course I know it."

He Yuzhu grinned and said, "I am the descendant of Tan's cuisine, but the ingredients for Tan's cuisine are hard to find these days. However, in addition to being good at cooking Tan's cuisine, I am also good at cooking Sichuan cuisine."

Huo Wencai chuckled and said, "My family is well off, so I should be able to gather the ingredients for Tan's cuisine."

"Zhu Zi, when I gather all the ingredients, could you please come to my house and cook some Tan dishes? My father loves them..."

"Of course, no problem..."

He Yuzhu agreed without hesitation. The other party had become the deputy editor-in-chief of Beijing Evening News at a young age and had a bright future. He had to cling to such a thigh.