Comprehensive comic review: The protagonist is panicking

Kun Zhong (Telephone Bill Man): "Today is a good day, because today is my first anniversary of becoming the Telephone Bill Man. Please give me a round of applause."

Coke: "No, brother, you are celebrating your birthday, why don't you celebrate your dad's birthday?"

Xiao Gang (give it to Huan Shen for free): "I have never seen such a shameless person. You have used up all the things I bought for you. They were all given as gifts when you topped up your phone bill. And you still want everyone to celebrate your birthday."

Uchiha Sasuke: "Teacher Kai, please accept me as your disciple."

Zero: "What's going on? What happened to Erzhuzi?"

[System: All this happened an hour ago. I will now relay Erzhuzi's story to you.]

[At this time in Konoha Village, the second pillar of Uchiha was eager to defeat Uchiha Itachi, and Kakashi, the old lamp, could not teach him much. ]

[So he decided to change a teacher. When he was thinking about who to change, he suddenly remembered the Six Paths Armored Emperor that Tianmu had counted a few days ago, which made him happy. 3]

[Uchiha Nizushi secretly swore in his heart: "As long as I learn the legendary ninjutsu Eight Gates Ninjutsu, I can easily defeat Uchiha Itachi in the future!]

[So he started looking for Might Guy in Konoha Village, but he found that the old man was out on a mission and was not at home at all, so he could only go home and masturbate. ]

[Two hours after the first charge, the legendary man finally came back, because after the last light curtain inventory, this man with green leather clothes and shaved head set off a craze in Konoha. ]

[As a result, everyone in Konoha Village has mushroom-like hair and green tights, making Konoha Village look green. When Might Guy finally returns, he can't help but feel happy! ]

[Then he walked up quickly and said: "Teacher Kai, I have waited for a long time, and finally you are here. Can you teach me the Eight Gates Ninja Technique? I also want to understand the meaning of youth!"]

Before Might Guy could say anything, Xiao Li suddenly said, "Is this the charm of Mr. Kai? Even the genius of the Uchiha clan has to worship Mr. Kai as his teacher. So I have to practice harder and not let this genius junior brother surpass me!"

[Tenten and Ningci on the side said that they were used to it. This situation happened frequently in the past month. They could only roll their eyes helplessly! ]

[Then he said nervously: "It's decided. I'm going to run around Konoha 10,000 times, um, to burn my reckless youth."]

[Might Guy encouraged Lee and said, "Not bad, Lee, I am very optimistic about you. It seems that you can definitely become a master of physical skills. I declare that you are the second generation of Konoha's blue beast.]

[Then, he changed the subject: "Sasuke, why did you learn this move? This move cannot be taught to others casually. After all, I want to ask you why you learned this move!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke said angrily: "I want to kill that man and avenge our Uchiha clan. Only such a powerful ninjutsu can give me enough power to kill him. For power, I can give everything I have.]

[Might Guy then said: "You silly pillar, hey, the Eight Gates of Ninjutsu is not the number of people killed, it is a ninjutsu created to protect real people. Although I have killed countless enemies with it, every time it is opened, it is accompanied by the hope of the people I want to protect."]

Duanmu Yan: "So that's what happened. However, it's not that Might Guy is unwilling to teach this technique to Erzhuzi, but he is afraid that he will use it to hurt innocent people after learning it, and then be lost in the power and become possessed."

Zedd (the most filial son in the universe): "No, if you can answer all of these, then what's the point of the author writing such a long list? It would be better to let you answer them infinitely."

Duanmu Yan: "No, I'm not a worker by destiny. I just want to live a nine-to-five life. After work every day, I ride my monster Bagaju to look for monsters. This is the life I hope for in a day. At night, I go home and have a little drink, and then I go to find Lingling, hehehe."

Bei Sanshui (Civil War Phantom God): "I understand what you said before. Which normal person doesn't want to live a nine-to-five life? But I really don't understand what hehehehe means!"

Xiao Fei: "I'm telling you, don't ask too much about what's going on in society. Just go where there are more children, Shuizi."

[A bright light flashed, and the one who repelled Uchiha Madara was Konoha's Fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade, and the Raikage. ]

[Ohnoki said: "Is it that bad boy Black Mamba and the princess?"]

[At this time, Tsunade was already covered in wounds, and then he said: "Yin Seal. Release the Ninja Technique to Create Regeneration."]

[White steam was seen coming out of his body, and the wounds on his body were gradually healing. Black Mamba also said at this time: "Are you okay?"]

[Tsunade also nodded to indicate that everything was fine. At this time, the Flying Thunder Needle Technique was also successful, and the Mizukage Terumi Mei was also teleported to the battlefield.]

[As soon as she arrived at the battlefield, she said: "Everyone is still alive, which means we are not too late."]

[At this time, the boss said: "Finally, I can show my fists. I can't wait to let this bad boy Uchiha Madara take a helicopter."]

[Tsunade also responded: "Okay, we are ready."]

[At this time, Ōnoki said optimistically: "Longevity is indeed a good thing. In my lifetime, I can actually see the day when the Five Kage fight side by side."]

Senju Tobirama: "It seems that the ninja world is facing a real crisis this time, forcing the five Kage to join forces."

Kunzhong (Huafeixia): "The leaders of five countries joined forces to fight against one enemy? This Uchiha Madara is really a bit scary."

[Uchiha Madara also said: "That's great, this lineup is worth a try."]

[At this time, Tsunade used healing techniques to heal the Kazekage and the Tsuchikage. Afterwards, he asked the eldest brother, "Boss and Peach, please buy some time."]

[The eldest brother said first: "Peaches are served."]

[Peach responded: "Okay, the Molten Release: Dissolving Monster Technique."]

[Then he sprayed a mouthful of thick yellow phlegm at Uchiha Madara. The amount of this thick phlegm was so huge that it almost corroded the trees he had just summoned.]

[Uchiha Madara said proudly: "I am too lazy to absorb this little trick."]

[At this time, our one-armed boss directly turned on the helicopter and elbowed Uchiha Madara to the ground. ]

[Uchiha Madara pondered: "Is this the boss who drove the helicopter? It's really fastΣ(っ°Д°;)っ."]

[At this time, the Mizukage spit a mouthful of thick phlegm at Uchiha Madara again, but he didn't expect that Uchiha Madara had already opened his Susanoo to block the thick phlegm. ]

[The boss said: "Lei Lue is at the same level as Chiyo Mai!"]

[Then he used one arm to hammer at Susanoo, and the ninja behind him said with some gloating: "He won't die just like that."]

[Another ninja interrupted instantly: "Speaking of which, that guy was able to mess up this area like this. We must not underestimate the enemy. This has no place for us to intervene."]

[Another ninja wearing black sunglasses said: "Come with me to keep an eye on the other one, help quickly."]

Mebius: "No, how is that possible, Lord? His little bee elbow attack is very powerful, up to 13 elbows per second, it's really terrifying!"

Gao Si (Advanced Fusion Material): "But I feel like you're praising the wrong person. You should be praising Uchiha Madara, the man who can withstand a bee's elbow. Who is willing to be ordinary and mediocre?"

Kukun: "Even someone as strong as the boss couldn't seriously injure him. I wonder if my Kunkun armor can defeat him."

[At this time, our bandaged man also crawled out of the pit he was beaten into. At this time, the boss who couldn't wait hurriedly urged: "Are you not well yet, Hokage?"]

[Uzumaki Naruto also expressed his concern: "Is Granny Tsunade okay? Wouldn't she faint after using the ninjutsu with the forehead mark?"]

[Tsunade Senju said: "This time is different from the time with Pein. I am just healing myself. With this minor injury, my chakra is still normal."]

[Naruto also said excitedly: "Then please help me heal my wounds. Although I am just a clone, I can't disappear now. I have to help too (?w?)."]

【At this time, Tsunade interrupted him and said, "There is no need for that. Uzumaki Naruto was about to question the Tsuchikage.】

【I interrupted him and said: "The purpose of this war is no longer just to protect you."】

[Uchiha Madara opened Susanoo and emerged from the thick phlegm. He said in Susanoo: "Rayton's instant body movement, plus the bloodline limit of the water shield, the attack power is indeed very strong."]

[At this time, the Mizukage said: "I don't like men who melt, but you should forget it."]

[The boss was surprised and said: "This Uchiha Madara can actually catch up with my speed. I need a faster helicopter to exert enough force to break the defense."]

Namikaze Minato: "You must be kidding. I'm the fastest in the ninja world, the first choice for food delivery. Who else can run faster than me? I'm the yellow food delivery man."

大古：“请问我在3:22点1分龙江猪脚饭，在3:50之前 你能送到我的嘴里吗！”

Namikaze Minato: "It has been delivered."

Da Gu: "No, brother, how did you do that? I haven't placed the order yet, how did you deliver it to me?"

Namikaze Minato: "It's very simple. Didn't the store just prepare one? I used the Flying Thunder God Technique to teleport it away and delivered it to your door. This is the fastest man in Konoha, the legendary Yellow Flash in the ninja world!"

[Uchiha Madara said proudly: "What about your defense? Then he controlled Susanoo to use the Yasakami Magatama.]

[At this time, the Tsuchikage and Kazekage, who had been slacking off, also used their martial soul fusion skills, and the sand giant resisted this attack. ]

[Uchiha Madara praised: "Double defense of sand and rock? It's quite impressive."]

[The Tsuchikage said: "Here we go, from now on, attack with all your strength, Mizukage and Raikage, put your ears close to me."]

[At this time, Gaara also used a sand shield to attack Uchiha Madara. Then, he used the sand underneath to wrap Uchiha Madara in it, forming a pyramid. However, it was not formed for long before it was easily chopped off by Susanoo.]

[At this time, the boss said: "I understand."]

[At this time, the Mizukage used the Water Style Shadow Mist Technique, and then he blew out a puff of gray smoke from his mouth, making the entire battlefield confusing.]

[At this time, our bandaged man also said: "Do you want to rely on this to blur the vision of the Samsara Eye?"]

[At this time, Ohnoki got on the boss's helicopter and said to the boss: "Hurry up and fly the plane!"]

[This Tsuchikage reduced the weight of the Raikage, further increasing his speed, but in this way, his attack power will also be weakened, Kabuto Yakushi said indifferently. ]

[But he didn't expect that the boss suddenly appeared in front of his puppet, and used a small bee elbow to directly send the Second Tsuchikage flying, and then used the Super Heavy Rock Technique to shatter the armor of Susanoo with one punch.]

[The huge force knocked Susanoo hundreds of meters away. At this time, Naruto wanted to join the battle, but was stopped by the Kage. ]

[The Earth Shadow brainwashed Naruto, and then Naruto's shadow clone disappeared from the battlefield. ]

[Then, Zuobayan was attacked by the boss's helicopter and the number of people delayed by the golem. Then, a huge stone giant appeared in front of Uchiha Madara and said, "Smash him to pieces."]

[Uchiha Madara formed seals with both hands and said: "Wood Release: Flower and Tree World Descends."]

[The huge tree directly trapped the stone giant, and then broke the giant into pieces. The Mizukage said: "It's getting closer and closer. What should I do?"]

【Tsunade said: "That move belongs to grandpa."】

[Then he hurriedly called out to Gaara, and everyone was puzzled: "What is that? It's so big that a forest was created in an instant."]

[The more knowledgeable one said, "Please be careful, pollen is poisonous, you must not breathe it in."]

[Then, Uchiha Madara released a fire shield, which directly burned the wooden shield he released.]

Bald Qiang: "This Uchiha Madara is also a monster. He actually set fire to the forest just like Xiong Er. It seems that he is not a good role model. Children, don't learn from him!"

Xiong Er: "Guang Tou Qiang, don't open your eyes and lie to me. It was obviously you who set the fire. I was just trying to put it out and accidentally made the fire bigger."

Mebius: "How careless! But I'm still curious. The move he released is already toxic. If it is burned by fire, the smell produced is 100% toxic! Can these ninjas withstand it?"