Comprehensive comic review: The protagonist is panicking
Chapter 29 Two-Faced Turtle: Gotta Eat
Cero: "I feel like they forgot to block us!"
Mebius: "But it's good this way, I can eat other people's melons quietly, hehe!"
Duanmu Yan: "System, go take inventory quickly!"
【System: "Aminos, Duanmu Yan (joking)!"】
Uzumaki Naruto: "How dare you disrespect General Duanmu!"
[The double-sided return scene continues to be counted, and the count is about to begin. Please bring a small stool and sit in front of the light curtain to watch! ]
[Warm reminder: Those who have money can support us with money, and those who don’t have money can support us with their presence! Those who don’t have anything can show their support by following the little red heart! ]
[On this day, the two-faced turtle and his goddess were walking leisurely in the seaweed pond. The two-faced turtle saw the goddess was tired. He let the goddess sit on his back and carried him on his back! ]
[Meimei not only didn’t thank him, but also complained: “Your back is so hard that it could hurt someone to death!”]
[The two-faced turtle wanted to persuade him, but unexpectedly, Bubble in the distance gave him a helping hand. Bubble and Seahorse teased Xiaomei, and the angry Meimei rode on the two-faced turtle and slapped the two-faced turtle with her tentacles, telling it to go away! ]
[The two-faced turtle was in a happy mood at this moment. He had never thought that his goddess could actually sit on his turtle shell! ]
[The two-faced turtle was a little horny, and then said: "It would be great if the two of us could stay here forever!"]
[Meimei: "We two will be together forever, here?"]
[Two-Faced Turtle: "Isn't that good?"]
[Meimei: "No, I want to go find the real dragon with Bubble!"]
[The two-faced turtle quickly showed his support for the goddess, and then said: "If Xiao Meimei climbs the mountain of swords, I will climb it. If Xiao Meimei climbs the sea of fire, I will climb it!"]
[When Meimei heard this, she thought her plan had worked, and said to the two-faced turtle: "Then let's go find Bubble and the others!"]
[At this moment, he completely forgot that it was Bubble who bullied him just now! ]
After searching for a whole day and still not finding the two people, the two-faced turtle said impatiently: "My little ancestors, my little ancestors, they have abandoned us two, and we two have to stick to the cold butt again!"
[Meimei was also very hypocritical at this time and said: "We can't separate. If you want to separate, just walk slowly by yourself! I'm going to find Bubble."]
[After saying that, Meimei abandoned the two-faced turtle here and left quickly. He didn't even remember that it was his two-faced turtle that took him to find bubbles all day. He didn't even walk, but the two-faced turtle carried him all the time, so he was naturally very relaxed! ]
[However, when the two-faced turtle heard Meimei talking in bubbles, his heart finally died again! ]
Zero: "What a double standard! If I meet a woman like this, I will shoot her through with my ultimate bow of light!"
Duanmu Yan: "This woman is so annoying! I really want to turn into Shura Armor!"
Lufa: "Should I find a woman like this to seduce the Armored Team and make them split up?"
Beria: "Brother, this is a chat group and everyone can see what you say!"
Lufa: "Brother, my god, my plan is ruined, thank you for your reminder!"
Xiaotian: "Don't worry, Lufa, this trick will never work. Xiaofei is wearing f426 and goes in and out of various high-end places. As for Xiaogang, all you think about is games. You don't have any feelings for women at all!"
Lufa: "I'll start with you!"
Xiaotian: "War God Fiery Sword, um you said the wind was a bit strong just now, I didn't hear clearly!"
Lufa’s psychology: This little Earth devil actually awakened the ultimate weapon, the Fiery Sword of the God of War. I have to be more cautious from now on, because I don’t have any chance of winning against him now!
Lufa: "No, General Xiaotian, I mean, I will lead my Netherworld Army out of the blue and white planet immediately!"
Beria: "My dear brother who can change his face!"
Lufa: "Brother, life forces me to bow my head!"
【The last video of Two-Faced Turtle is about to be played! 】
[On this day, in order to save Bubble, I asked the two-faced turtle to move a stone, but the stone was bigger than 10 two-faced turtles! ]
[Meimei saw that if the two-faced turtle didn't exert its strength, her male god would be doomed, so she said to the two-faced turtle: "As long as you complete it, I will give you a reward."]
[After saying that, he gently kissed the two-faced turtle on the forehead! ]
Bei Sanshui (Civil War Phantom God): "Bing'er has never kissed me like this before, and even a dog can get the food!"
Uzumaki Naruto: "It would be nice if Sakura could kiss me like this. (Laughing foolishly)"
Lazy Sheep: "My outline, except for Feiyangyang, the others are all elite talents in the society! They are proficient in everything."
Cero: "Except for Feiyangyang, the other four big bootlickers are both good at literature and martial arts, and can handle both the living room and the kitchen!"
Hei Xiaohu (one of the four biggest bootlickers): "This is a really good move. I can use it to threaten my goddess. If you want me to save your idol, you can just give me a kiss. Hahahaha!"
Feiyangyang (has turned evil): "I actually have such a clever trick. It turns out that Pleasant Goat always uses dirty tricks on me. If I could use the two-faced turtle trick, Meiyangyang would have been eaten by me long ago!"
Zero: "The label of Feiyangyang has changed again. Is this the evolved sheep? Mamba out!"
Duanmu Yan: "Just speak properly, don't play tricks, what can I see?"
Xiao Gang (give away to the phantom god): "This Feiyangyang has evolved just like me playing games. He first evolved from one of the four big bootlickers to one that has awakened, and then evolved to one that has turned evil. Next, I feel that Feiyangyang will become the biggest villain on the Green Grassland, punching Xiyangyang and kicking Gray Wolf, and becoming the bully of the Sheep Village!"
Feiyangyang: "If heaven hadn't given birth to me, what would the next sentence be?!"
Ye Fan: "Lick until eternity is as usual!"
Ji Yajun: "It should be: Once you evolve, the whole world will know!"
Mei Yangyang: "Fei Yangyang, don't think of using such dirty means to get me. Even if you use such dirty means, I will not surrender to you!"
Feiyangyang (blackened): "I f**k you, Meiyangyang. You've been eating grass for two days. You really think you're a princess, don't you? Let me tell you, without me, Feiyangyang, you would have been caught and eaten by Big Gray Wolf."
[After Meimei kissed the two-faced turtle, the two-faced turtle's skin evolved from green to red. This is the power of love! ]
[The two-faced turtle, who had been nourished by love, lifted a stone that was taller than itself, and threw it towards the cliff! ]
Zero: "This two-faced turtle is amazing!"
Two-Faced Turtle (Awakened): "Brothers, you'll have to eat whatever comes your way!"
Feiyangyang (blackened): "I'm so pissed off, why are we both licking, and why do you still get benefits!"
Lazy Sheep: "Because of this, Meimei knows how to give, while Meiyangyang only knows how to take!"
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