Hahahahahahahahahahaha that’s great! I made a mistake in dividing the papers again!!! QAQ

What kind of idiot am I?

Well, well, let’s just go with the flow and make a small side story.

——Interview with a little private bug——

Yu: Today's guest is our Xiaosai! Welcome him! (Applause)

Fish: Come on, daughter-in-law, say hello to everyone.

Sai: Well, hello everyone.

Fish: Ah, it’s so dull.

Fish: Xiaosai, Mom is going to ask you a few questions, you have to answer honestly.

Sai: Yeah.

Fish: Why do you like my big one?

Sai: ...

Sai:…………(eyes wide open)

Fish: Don’t look at me like that! (Covering face)

Fish: You don’t even know how you fell in love with her?

Sai: Hmm…intuition.

fish:?

Sai: I feel like I shouldn’t let him go.

fish:?!

Sai: I don’t know what to do either, so I’ll just put it aside and figure it out first.

Yu: Daughter-in-law, are you sure you are not attracted by her beauty? (wiping sweat)

Sai: I think so.

Sai: But that’s the only thing I think of him.

Fish: Look at you guys, alas!

Sai: Don’t you think he is handsome?

fish:……

Sai: She is well-behaved, cute, and loves to act like a spoiled brat.

fish:……

Sai: Sometimes I’m a little naughty, but that’s okay, I’m still very cute.

fish:……

Fish: Ahhhhhhhhhh stop saying wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuqaq

Fish: Mine is so big woooo ...

Fish: Don’t always bully him, woooo ...

Fish: You know he spoils you! Don't keep doing the wrong things!!! QAQ

Fish: He can't even get out of bed and still has to go to work to earn money to support you, you are too depressed QAQ

Sai: ...Okay. (helpless)

Fish: Okay, next question.

Fish: If the other party insists on returning to Blue Star, will you let him go with reluctance or... ?

Sai: ...

Fish: Okay, I understand.

Fish: Whenever my little one is a little unwilling, you will force love on him.

Sai: This is the nature of the Zerg, but I chose not to restrain myself.

Fish: All of you insects have mutated!

Fish: Look at you! Look at the other insects! Which of them are as abnormal as you!

(Other daughters-in-law who were scolded:?)

Sai: ...

Fish: You only know how to bully Jiaojiao’s pretty baby!

Sai: I can’t help it.

Sai: So cute.

fish:……

The fish is dizzy.

The fish woke up.

Fish: Good, good, good. (Weak)

Fish: Next question. What is the thing that you cannot stand in your partner doing?

Sai: Leave me.

Sai: Fall in love with another bug.

Sai: Let me sleep alone.

fish:……

Fish: Son, can you be a little more promising?

Sai: Face is not that important to me.

Fish: Okay, next question.

Fish: When do you feel the other person is most attractive?

Sai: When working.

Fish: Specifically?

Sai: Wearing a white work suit, with a cold face, speaking little but very majestic, he looks very handsome when throwing insects with one hand.

Fish: Do you feel that he has broken the image of him in your mind? Don’t you think he is very well behaved?

Sai: No.

Sai: Whatever he does, that’s him.

Sai: It’s a good thing to be able to protect yourself.

Sai: He is always very obedient and gentle in front of me, but he is not without temper. If he does something that is not in line with his image, it must be because someone has made him angry.

Fish: Yeah!

Fish: Okay, next question.

Fish: What kind of clothes do you like to see the other person wearing when you are in a relationship?

Sai: ...?

Fish: Well, this question can pass the review.

Sai: ...

Sai: My shirt.

Sai: The black one.

Fish: Oh wow~

Fish: Well, next question.

Fish: Ahem, the other party is the attacker, why not let him be on top? Ahem——

Sai: He is too soft and too sensitive. (Raised eyebrows)

Sai: It shakes when it is touched.

Sai: Ah, if he wants, it’s not impossible for him to try being on top.

Sai: I don’t mind letting him take the initiative.

fish:……:)

Fish: What a hateful and scheming female soldier.

Sai: Is there? (Smiles politely)

Fish: Oh, last question.

Fish: How many cubs do you hope to have with your partner?

Sai: Look at him.

Sai: I don't really want a cub, it would take away his attention.

Sai: But if he wants it, then he can have it. As for how many he wants, it depends on fate.

Fish: Okay!

Fish: You are still young, so have fun for a few more years.

Fish: After all, giving birth is painful, and your son won’t want to let you suffer.

Fish: Of course, if you really do have a cub, then you should raise it well.

Sai: Yeah.

Fish: All right, all right! That’s the end of the interview!

Fish: Haodaer is waiting for you backstage, go back, Baibai!

Sai: Well, goodbye mother.

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