Siheyuan: Starting from the Traveling Frog
Chapter 51: Wang Hongyuan was shocked. The frog cub was actually brought back...
Sha Zhu carried the bowl to the table, then took out a few leftover steamed buns from an unknown corner and started eating them without steaming them.
"Yushui, why don't you eat it? It tastes good, much better than what I made."
After Sha Zhu bit into it, he took a bite of the green pepper and said to He Yushui in a shocked manner.
"Haha, is that true? You are a cook yourself. No matter how good Qin Huairu's cooking is, can it be as delicious as yours?"
He Yushui thought so in her heart, but on the surface she smiled, "My silly brother, please eat it. This is specially prepared for you by Qin Huairu. I have already eaten it outside."
He Yushui patted her belly. Since she found a job, she didn't eat at home often because there were no good dishes.
Even if there was, it was all taken away by Qin Huairu's family. Anyway, Shazhu didn't treat his own sister as a human being!
"In that case, I'll eat it all. I originally wanted to leave this piece of meat for you!"
Sha Zhu put the piece of meat into his mouth, closed his eyes and savored it carefully. He seemed to taste a special flavor from the meat: Is that Qin Huairu's love?
Wang Hongyuan: No, that is the love of croton powder!
There wasn't much food to begin with, it could even be said to be pitifully little, and if it were shared with He Yushui, then neither of them would be able to eat enough.
After finishing the delicious meal, Sha Zhu was still not satisfied. He used the steamed bun to dip the oil off the bowl, then lay on the bed, smiling happily.
On the other side, the Jia family.
This time, Jia Dongxu had a diarrheal collapse, so he had no appetite for the food. He simply drank some porridge and didn't eat anything else.
Bang Geng and Qin Huairu were naturally feasting on the food. "Xiao Dang, Xiao Huaihua, wait a minute. When mother and I are full, we'll give you the rest."
When Banggeng saw the expectant look in his two sisters' eyes, he swallowed a piece of meat in his mouth and then spoke to them.
"Drink some porridge first. Didn't you see that daddy is full after drinking some porridge? You can do the same."
Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua were so angry that they ran outside. They decided not to pay any attention to Banggeng anymore.
snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Although Banggeng and his friends had the worst diarrhea, they had unusually good appetites and finished their food in no time.
"Not good!" Bang Geng's eyes narrowed and he looked at Qin Huairu.
"Not good!" Qin Huairu also felt it, and the two looked at each other.
That's what it feels like!
Familiar feeling!
When Bang Geng saw Qin Huairu's expression, he knew that she was the same as him.
With the attitude of striking first, he ran out immediately and closed the door. Qin Huairu was caught off guard and was taken advantage of by him.
"Awesome!"
Qin Huairu's scream did not stop him, but he ran faster.
Just as Qin Huairu was about to reach the toilet, a plop sound was heard, followed by Banggeng's crying.
Qin Huairu panicked and didn't care about herself, so she rushed in immediately.
The scene before her shocked her. She saw Banggeng sitting on the ground with a lot of dirt on his face.
Pointing at a stone nearby, he cried and cursed, "It's all your fault. You tripped me up. I will put you in a pit someday, and you will never be able to escape reincarnation."
He had just finished complaining when some yellow stuff on his face flowed into his mouth. Bang Geng's face immediately changed and he vomited it out.
Qin Huairu was squatting to check when a burst of saliva mixed with filth sprayed onto her face.
Qin Huairu was furious and wanted to hit him with a stick, but a slap came and her face turned even greener.
I am such a fool!
Hundreds of times dumber than Shazhu!
This was what Qin Huairu was thinking, because the slap in the face also stained her hands.
"Go wash your face first, then find a place to go to the toilet. I'll go first."
Qin Huairu had never seen such a thing before, and she felt sick, but she couldn't hold it in any longer!
The three words "going to the toilet" have become more important than anything else in her mind!
Banggeng could only walk out with a bitter face. After finding some water and washing himself simply, he clamped his legs together and went to find another toilet.
When he arrived at an old man's door, he couldn't stand it any longer, so he found a shaded place, took off his pants, and made a grunting sound.
Comfortable!
After pooping for about half an hour, Banggeng pulled up his pants and felt refreshed. He looked around stealthily and when he saw that there was no one, he hurried back home.
He was lucky that he didn't see anyone passing by outside for half an hour, otherwise he would have been discovered.
Although I felt weak for a while after defecating, my body felt light.
Great joke: I wave my sleeves and not a cloud takes away!
On the way back home, I saw Sha Zhu running out holding his stomach.
"Tui, the meat you bought must be low quality, otherwise why would you have diarrhea? You deserve the stomachache."
Bang Geng looked at his back and cursed in a low voice. The fact that Sha Zhu also had diarrhea further confirmed his guess that the problem was with the meat.
Because Shazhu ate less and only ate one piece of meat, the attack was slow, which is why Banggeng happened to see it.
When she returned home, Qin Huairu was drinking water from a cup, her face was pale. She almost couldn't hold on due to the combined effects of psychological and physiological factors.
"Where do you go to the bathroom?"
Qin Huairu saw Bang Geng coming back and asked
"The one outside!"
Bang Geng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, but soon his eyes turned mysterious and he said to Qin Huairu, "Mom, guess who I saw outside?"
"Silly Zhu! He actually has diarrhea too. I guess there must be something wrong with the meat he bought!"
Banggeng's words made Qin Huairu understand. She had always wondered why eating meat would cause diarrhea. Now she understood: Shazhu bought low-quality, unclean meat.
"Let's settle the score with him tomorrow and make him pay for it!"
Qin Huairu touched Banggeng's head and laughed, "We will be rich again tomorrow, are you happy?"
Sha Zhu shuddered in the toilet, feeling unknown and severe.
……
Early in the morning, a hoarse voice woke up everyone in the yard, including Wang Hongyuan.
He was very dissatisfied and had originally planned to sleep in a little longer, but when he opened the door, he saw an old man pointing at a large pool of filth near the entrance.
"Oh my! Whose dog is pooping in front of the door?"
There was a person who was enjoying the fun and speculated with glee.
"Looking at the color, hue, and shape, isn't it obvious that this was pulled by a human?"
The old man glared at the man. He had just gotten up to exercise and was originally full of energy.
It wasn't until he saw the scene in front of him that his blood pressure began to surge.
Qin Huairu also came out with her clothes on. Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's slim and well-shaped figure with a look of fascination in his eyes.
He has been single since birth and has never even experienced what it's like to be with a woman.
Sha Zhu thinks that he must deal with Qin Huairu.
Banggeng hid at home and didn't dare to come out because he was afraid that he would be exposed.
"Sizhu is here, let him use his skills from yesterday to smell and find people!"
The second uncle's eyes lit up when he saw Sha Zhu, and then he gave a suggestion to the first uncle.
"Isn't that right, Hongyuan?"
The second uncle asked Wang Hongyuan beside him, trying to get a reliable and powerful helper to hold Sha Zhu hostage.
However, Wang Hongyuan was not in the mood to pay attention to him at this time because he received a notice from Frog.
"Congratulations to the host. Frog has met a special person and returned forty minutes ahead of schedule. He brought back the person: Zhou Xiaobai! (Bloody Romance)"
"It is expected..."
Wang Hongyuan was shocked!
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