Game Advent: I am the Monster King Harvester
Chapter 58: Kick the Cripple's Leg
This humanoid monster is the housekeeper of the house. He is responsible for leading the apprentices to the mission location and helping the doctor to pass on messages afterwards.
In the previous life, it was right at this gate that it scared Bai Miao so much that she cried, and then it took her to see a doctor.
Bai Miao didn't want to repeat the same mistake this time, so he calmed down and thought about how to deal with it.
The butler monster was holding a lantern and looking her up and down, slowly revealing a playful look: "Why are you the only one here? Not even enough to fill the gaps between our teeth... Ah, you don't want to do hard labor!"
The verbal intimidation was not enough for it, it suddenly stretched out its neck and put its entire face in front of Bai Miao.
Then the corners of its mouth twitched to its ears, revealing a terrifying smile and a mouthful of big yellow teeth.
It was just waiting for Bai Miao to scream so that it could satisfy its perverted taste.
In the previous life, this close kill directly scared Bai Miao to tears.
But this time she had almost no expression on her face, and stared at it like it was an idiot.
Seeing her so calm, the housekeeper monster was extremely disappointed, and even felt at a loss as to what to do when she stared at him.
Bai Miao then snorted and laughed, "I'm certainly not big enough to fill your frighteningly wide gap between teeth, but I can definitely beat you so hard that you'll call me daddy! Do you want to try?"
The butler monster was obviously stunned, and then hurriedly hid his rotten teeth and looked at Bai Miao with resentment.
After a while, it said viciously: "You little girl, you have a sharp tongue, you are not a good person at first glance!"
Bai Miao stared at its teeth as it spoke and commented: "Even if I have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, I'm better than you. Your teeth are so ugly and yellow!"
The butler monster clenched his fists and said, "How dare you, a bug, say such things? Look at how weird you look. You are so ugly!"
Bai Miao didn't care about the attack on his appearance at all, and acted nonchalant: "Oh, but your teeth are so yellow and ugly!"
Veins popped out on the butler monster's forehead: "You're still talking about me? There's not a single part of your body that conforms to the aesthetics of the monster world!"
Bai Miao ignored him and continued to chant: "Really? But your teeth are so ugly and yellow!"
The butler monster's eyes were bloodshot: "..."
But Bai Miao was fearless. He glared back with his eyes wide open and even made a face with his teeth bared on purpose.
Her meaning was obvious: My teeth are prettier than yours!
The butler monster was immediately defeated, and he even pouted and burst into tears: "Wow, are my teeth really that ugly? Why do you keep saying that..."
Bai Miao saw this and hurried to comfort it: "Don't cry, I'll help you get rid of them all and you won't be ugly anymore!"
Butler Monster: “…”
Do you think this is human speech?
In the end, it cried and sobbed, and did not forget to cover its teeth with its lips, for fear of eating another meal of ginseng rooster.
It spoke like an old woman: "Come with me, I'll take you to see the doctor."
Bai Miao thought to himself, wow, it turns out that this level can be passed by either side if they break through the defense!
She smiled disdainfully: "It would have been better if we had done this earlier!"
The housekeeper monster signaled Bai Miao to follow it into the yard.
When Bai Miao stepped into the yard, memories of his past life came flooding back like a tide.
Now they were going to the ancestral hall where the doctor was.
Perhaps the beating just now worked, and the butler monster didn't cause any trouble along the way.
It brought Bai Miao to the outside of the ancestral hall.
At this time, there was a long queue of people waiting to see the doctor.
There were women holding crying children, elderly people walking unsteadily, and young people limping in the crowd.
They chattered non-stop, but they were speaking in some unknown dialect, and no one else could understand what they were saying.
When those people heard the footsteps, they suddenly stopped chatting, then turned around at the same time, their eyes falling on Bai Miao.
Their faces are almost identical, with protruding mouths and eyes almost on both sides of their heads. They look like sheep, but without horns.
Being stared at by so many sheep-headed people like this can be said to be a huge challenge to one's psychological defenses.
In his previous life, Bai Miao was timid and fell down out of fright.
When the sheep-headed people saw how scared she was, they surrounded her, laughed at her, and pulled her back to stop her from leaving.
As a result, she wasted too much time here and almost failed to get the prescription before dark, and was kicked out by the housekeeper.
Bai Miao thought about how cowardly he was at that time.
But now the boat has passed through thousands of mountains.
Not only was her body as steady as an old dog, she also glared back without dodging!
No matter what you do, you have to bow down in front of my human head!
At the same time, the monsters also exuded a powerful demonic aura.
The sheep-headed men sensed danger and quickly looked away and went back to chatting with each other.
Bai Miao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
So many things happened these days, and she gradually figured out one thing.
The more afraid you are, the more you will be intimidated; the weaker you are, the more you will be bullied.
Only when you are tough, face any situation neither humble nor arrogant, and make yourself gradually stronger, will many things make way for you.
This is true whether in the demon world or in the human world.
It seems that she was too weak in the past and too indecisive most of the time.
This is how he ended up being deceived and backstabbed, leading to his tragic death!
Now starting over, she is no longer the Bai Miao of the past.
She wants to become Niu Hulu Bai Miao!
Never show mercy when things can be solved with violence, and never waste time on internal issues when things can be solved by going crazy.
From today on, this is her life creed!
Then the copy in front of her is her best training ground.
Bai Miao silently rubbed his hands together and thought: Mr. Gaoshan, oh, Mr. Gaoshan, get ready to face the strong wind!
Then the butler monster saw that the sheep-headed people were retreating, so he took Bai Miao and bypassed the team and entered the ancestral hall.
Bai Miao came in and looked around, and found that the scene was no different from what he remembered.
There are countless shrines on the walls on both sides and the back, which contain tablets of many gods.
There is a wide platform in the center, with wooden pillars supporting a small roof at the four corners.
The surroundings are tightly covered with curtains, and the scene inside cannot be seen from the outside.
It looks like an oversized shrine.
This is where the doctor comes to see you.
The housekeeper asked Bai Miao to wait at the door, and it walked to the "big shrine" to communicate with those inside.
Not long after, it took out a yellow paper prescription.
Bai Miao thought that it was quite fast this time, the doctor was quite sensible!
But when the housekeeper handed over the prescription, he didn't forget to tease her: "Our doctor is not feeling well today and doesn't want to see a nobody like you!"
Bai Miao didn't take it seriously, and replied with a read reply: "It's okay, there are always a few days every month when I feel uncomfortable, I understand."
Butler Monster: “?”
"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't collect these herbs within three days, I'll make you pay!"
Bai Miao waved her hand: "I am pretty good-looking anyway, so there is no need to bother you."
After she finished speaking, she glanced at the butler's exposed teeth intentionally or unintentionally.
The housekeeper monster subconsciously turned into an old lady and said: Are you here again?
Bai Miao gave a thumbs up: "It's not very popular for you to keep your mouth shut like this, but please keep it up!"
Without waiting for the housekeeper to say anything, she ran out of the door and headed straight for the back mountain.
Because the medicinal herbs in the prescription all grow there.
Bai Miao plans to complete the task quickly so as to have time to find the whereabouts of the Ascension Pearl.
She came to the foot of the mountain according to her memory and saw a person with crutches from afar.
In her previous life, the sheep-headed man didn't allow her to go up the mountain and almost cut her to death with his crutch.
This time Bai Miao had thought it through. If that person dared to stop her again, don't blame her...
At this moment, a loud shout interrupted her thoughts, "What do you do?"
The sheep-headed man with crutches walked towards this side quickly.
"I'm going up the mountain to collect herbs." Bai Miao didn't want to waste any more words, so he walked into the mountains after saying that.
"Stop!" The sheep-headed man was very arrogant. "If someone goes up the mountain, I have to go on patrol. Can you give me less trouble? Can't you see that my left leg is lame?"
"Really?" Bai Miao was stopped in his tracks, and a surge of anger rose in his heart. "Since you are too lazy to move, I will grant your wish."
"Then don't blame me..." She said and took two steps back.
The goat-headed man didn't take her seriously at all and raised his cane to teach her a lesson.
"Kick the lame guy's leg hard!" Bai Miao took a run-up and then kicked, successfully hitting the sheep-headed man's right leg and breaking it directly.
A scream pierced the sky, startling a flock of birds in the woods.
The goat-headed man curled up on the ground in pain, like a cooked shrimp.
Bai Miao clapped his hands: "Now you don't have to patrol anymore, you can rest in peace, no need to thank me!"
The sheep-headed man was still seeing stars: "..."
I really fucking tied Q!
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