Game Advent: I am the Monster King Harvester

Chapter 66 What the fuck is a surprise

Bai Miao looked at the advanced optional weapons and fell into deep thought.

I can only say that this is a gift with taste.

But she quickly forced a smile: How can one dislike the stench of one's own child's poop?

What’s more, it is a rare high-level weapon!

This is love from a monster, just keep it!

But the game is about to come.

It's not a good idea to always let Niatie go to the bathroom in the yard.

What's the difference between this and shitting on the street?

Bai Miao pinched his chin and thought hard...

Got it!

Since there is a lot of space at home, let’s build a special toilet for Nitie!

The squat toilet inside should be comfortable and equipped with several display racks.

From now on, every piece of shit that Niutiela makes and every weapon that Ah Bu makes can be put on the shelf for everyone to see.

Gradually, we can even build a poop museum, or rather a weapons exhibition hall!

Just thinking about it makes me excited (bian) (tai)!

Just do it!

Bai Miao quickly checked the mini-map and finally selected the next door on the other side of Mai Wang.

Anyway, the explosion of the immortal's elixir reeks of gunpowder, and the smell of the medicine boiled by the doctor next door is also unpleasant.

Even if there's more of the smell of shit gnawing at the iron, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?

Just think of it as two negatives equal a positive!

Is she really a genius?

Bai Miao immediately called Ni Tie to go with her, and also found a monster construction team to do the work.

Before long, a luxurious toilet was built.

When Bai Miao saw this toilet, which was sparkling and cleaner than a hotel, she exclaimed in her heart that this was exactly the toilet of her dreams!

Looking across from the toilet, it was empty.

After a little thought, she built several warehouses and filled them with various metal ores and ironware.

After doing all this, Bai Miao showed the same proud expression as Wang Yousheng.

She was about to ask Nitie if he needed anything, but when she turned around, the big black bull that had just followed her was gone.

Instead, a dark-skinned handsome man took his place? !

The man has deep and three-dimensional facial features, a very handsome exotic look, and his clothing is also very ethnic.

Bai Miao was stunned for two seconds.

Ah, this, couldn’t this be the black bull monster that was shitting all over the ground?

This is how he, he, he turns into a human?

But this face doesn't match that of the bull monster whose quality needs to be improved!

Bai Miao looked at him carefully and his eyes stopped on the decoration above his head.

There was a pair of shiny horns.

It cannot be said that it has nothing to do with the one on the black bull's head just now, but it can be said that it is exactly the same.

Thinking of what he had just done, Bai Miao's filter was instantly shattered.

She opened his file with a dead heart.

[Monster name: Gnawing Iron]

[Title: Gold-devouring Divine Beast]

【Level: Huangchu■□□□□□□】

[Attribute: Fire]

[Type: auxiliary, special]

[Skill 1: Gnawing on iron and swallowing metal, stone and iron tools, turning feces into sharp weapons.]

[Skill 2: Unlocked]

【…】

【Favorability: ???????】

[Introduction: He is a picky eater who won't eat normal food, but prefers iron doors, iron windows, and iron chains. As long as you feed him regularly, he will be a natural arsenal! ]

【Monster Story: Unlocked】

Bai Miao sighed resignedly, and when he looked at the dark-skinned handsome man in front of him, it was as if ten thousand alpacas were galloping through his heart.

I can’t bear to look at it!

To divert attention, she pointed to the newly built toilet and said, "Nietie, this toilet is for you only."

Ni Tie's tone was shy but also full of surprise: "Is it just for me? Actually, everyone can come together!"

Bai Miao was at a loss: "..."

If we are good brothers, should we take a shit together?

She immediately recalled the scene when they first met, and quickly put on her signature fake smile and waved her hands: "No, you're welcome!"

In order to avoid further embarrassment, Bai Miao quickly pointed to the warehouse opposite and said, "You can eat at the buffet over there. Take a look and tell me what you like to eat!"

But as soon as these words came out, the atmosphere seemed even more awkward.

Bai Miao realized it later.

The dining area and the toilet are facing each other, which does not seem to be a good idea.

She scratched her head and was about to say something when she heard Nitie cheer: "Wow, that's great! I like it here!"

Bai Miao was stunned: “?”

She thought Ni Tie was speaking sarcastically on purpose and was actually being sarcastic to her.

But looking at his happy expression again, it didn't seem like he was pretending, and the system spoke up in time.

[Congratulations to the demon hunter for defeating you. The demon Niantie really likes the villa you designed for him, and his favorability towards you has increased to two stars! ]

Bai Miao held his forehead: "..."

Forget it, as long as he is happy!

She said hello quickly and walked away.

Bai Miao felt sleepy after logging off. He thought he would log into the game again in his dream, so he fell asleep peacefully.

But she had no dreams all night, and when she opened her eyes again, it was already the next morning.

Bai Miao simply washed up and opened a bag of biscuits. Not daring to delay too long, he logged into the game again.

The landing site is next to the luxurious toilet in Niutie Courtyard.

She looked at the building with its own glowing special effects and did not feel any discomfort even though she was eating.

Bai Miao nodded with satisfaction, and Baofeng inhaled the biscuit in his hand, but was choked and his neck was stretched two miles away.

She was frantically looking for water to drink and accidentally clicked into the toilet. She just glanced at it casually and her eyes widened instantly.

I saw that the weapons display stand was running out of space.

In just one night, Niutie managed to create more than ten weapons!

Bai Miao hurriedly opened the warehouse and saw that the stock of ore and ironware was less than one-tenth!

Old Swan, what family can withstand this?

She looked again and found that the bathroom door was locked, and the "Occupied" sign was glaringly bright.

At this moment, Bai Miao really wanted to rush in and hug Nitie and shout: Stop pulling, I'm scared!

Fortunately, reason eventually prevailed over impulse.

But she was very worried about Nietie's physical condition, so she quickly clicked on his profile to check.

However, this sight made her stunned.

Not only did Niutie not get sick, he also broke through to the high level of the yellow grade by relying on the tactic of "eat first and then pull"!

Bai Miao's brain short-circuited from the lightning.

The wolf ghost in front did not play by the rules, so she could understand that he had to break through the wild monsters.

Later, she could accept the breakthrough and upgrade of her home after she was enlightened.

But now the game tells her that she can break through even when eating and taking a shit!

She finally knew what a fucking surprise was!

At this moment, the "occupied" sign on the toilet door suddenly went out.

Nitie hummed a song as he pushed the door open and threw an axe onto the display shelf.

Bai Miao looked at him throwing shit with mixed feelings: "..."

When Nitie saw her here, he immediately showed a sunny and cheerful big boy's unique smile: "Hey, Master, are you here to poop?"

Bai Miao quickly waved his flowery hands: "No, I'm here to ask you to go out and fight together!"

Nitie's eyes lit up: "Then can I eat the opponent's weapon?"

When Bai Miao heard this, he thought: Wow, this is awesome, can you play it this way?

"Of course, let's go!"

She quickly made a plan and took out all the copies she had played in her previous life.

There are also seven intermediate books and two advanced books.

In order to ensure a suitable environment for breakthrough, Bai Miao only brought Xiangliu, Jiaoren and three small monsters that had not yet broken through to the middle stage of Xuan level, and went to the battlefield in high spirits.

In the dungeon, Nitie has become the natural enemy of cold weapon monsters.

He first used a magnet to attract the iron object, then swallowed it in three or two bites, and then performed a live defecation performance on the spot.

The opponent lost his weapons, gradually fell into a disadvantage and was defeated.

The whole audience was shocked: You have no moral principles!

However, Ni Tie didn't care: "What are you talking about (chew chew chew), I was born (chew chew chew) to eat this meal (chew chew chew), if you don't agree, come and fight (swallow)."

Monsters: "..."

I really admire you, Old Six!

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