Game Advent: I am the Monster King Harvester
Chapter 68 If you dare to spank me, you’re done!
It was completely dark when the moving truck set off on the road.
Bai Miao breathed a sigh of relief temporarily, leaned back in his chair and started browsing on his phone.
She really saw the news that the Pork King mentioned.
The title is: The haunted villa was successfully sold, and the original owner set off fireworks to celebrate.
The accompanying picture shows the Northeastern brother’s extremely bright smile.
Bai Miao looked through the comment section and saw that all of them were mocking her.
"Which big idiot took over this? Haha, doesn't he know that this house is haunted? Or is he really that stubborn and wants to be an exorcist?"
"It's just for the sake of cheapness. Some people are willing to sacrifice their lives for money!"
"Hey, how about we make a bet that something bad will happen to this house in a few days."
"Within a week! I bet fifty cents, no more!"
"Three days! I bet you ten bucks!"
Bai Miao looked at these comments without any emotion, and even felt like laughing.
She thought to herself: You all guessed wrong, something will happen in this house tonight!
It’s just that a Chinese-style luxury house has fallen from the sky, which is a great thing!
Let’s see who dares to laugh at her then!
But when she saw new comments, she found that these people were really crazy. They actually found her through human flesh search.
"Oh Mo, do you know who bought the house? It's the guy who won over 100 million in the lottery a while ago and put 100 million into the Yokai game!"
"What? He has money to burn, right? Investing 100 million into the game?"
"Oh, this is outrageous. He has topped up so much money in the game, but I wonder how much he is willing to spend on his parents? He must be an unfilial son!"
"That's right. If I had that much money, I would not only provide for my parents in their old age, but also donate a lot of big houses to stray animals. That way the money would be spent meaningfully!"
"You're right. This guy has no love at all. When he was playing games, some people couldn't eat. How could he feel at ease?"
"It's normal for a nouveau riche who won the lottery to have low ideological awareness!"
"Oh, this person seems to be a woman, no wonder..."
Bai Miao was speechless after reading it.
She thought that these people were quite good at using moral blackmail to extract money from others.
If they really had 100 million, I wonder if they could still say such things.
And they are also engaging in sex discrimination. What's wrong with being a woman?
If there were no women, would they have popped out from between the rocks?
Don't be so funny!
Bai Miao silently thought to himself that he would not argue with idiots and would just read those comments for fun.
She felt bored after brushing for a while and thought it would be better to look at the monsters to refresh her eyes!
Bai Miao clicked into the monster game and said, "Start!"
As soon as the cutscene finished loading, she saw Xiangliu's big face on the screen.
Bai Miao jumped away quickly, but was grabbed back by him.
He held her wrist high up, shouting to someone, "I guessed right, come here!"
Then all the monsters gathered around them.
Bai Ze held up a small flag and said, "I declare Xiang Liu the winner of this game!"
After she finished speaking, she began to cover her mouth and laugh, while the other monsters all looked dejected.
Bai Miao was confused: "What are you doing?"
"Wait a moment." Xiangliu said lazily and coughed at the monsters.
Nitie came over first and said shyly, "Dad."
After he said that, his face turned red and he quickly ran into the toilet and hid.
Bai Miao: “……?”
The word "Dad" almost made her cerebellum atrophy.
Before she could think clearly, she saw the monsters lining up and walking towards her one by one, bowing their heads and nodding to Xiang Liu, calling him dad.
Jiffy even called her, "Mom."
A certain snake was so happy: "Good dog, I will reward you with meat later!"
Bai Miao’s mouth was open so wide that a light bulb could be stuffed in.
She reacted and punched Xiangliu: "What are you doing?"
"They are willing to admit defeat," a snake explained, shaking its folding fan. "We just guessed where you came back from. Each of us chose a place to wait. Whoever guessed correctly will punish the others."
Bai Miao finally understood: "Your punishment is to make them call you daddy?"
Xiangliu raised his chin and said as a matter of course: "Yes, who made me guess right!"
He was like a child trying to take credit: "Look, I not only know the location, I even calculated the position exactly. You stepped on my foot when you came back just now!"
But Bai Miao just wanted to roll his eyes: Why don’t I step on you to death!
After all, with the previous examples, she couldn't help but suspect that the snake was plotting again.
Still calling me dad, why doesn’t he go to heaven!
Are you playing house?
Bai Miao glared at him and hurried to appease the other monsters.
This seemed to have stirred up a hornet's nest, and the monsters collectively accused Xiangliu of evil deeds.
Bai Miao coaxed one and rubbed the head of another.
However, when she turned her head inadvertently, she saw that the snake was actually smiling!
Bai Miao tasted it carefully and reacted.
My goodness, how is this different from a mother coaxing her child!
Damn, she was also tricked by this snake!
So she brought her "children" to attack the snake together, and the snake was forced to flee in panic!
It seems like they were really defeated and fled!
But Jin Wu was so angry that he screamed, "He would only act like this if you were around! He is a black-hearted person!"
Bai Miao knew this of course, and in the end she was the one who caught Xiangliu and spanked him hard in front of the monsters, which successfully calmed the public anger.
However, when the monsters dispersed, Xiangliu suddenly leaned close to her ear and whispered softly, "Dare to spank me? You're done!"
Bai Miao put her hands on her hips and glared at him: "Why, do you still want to fight back?"
Xiangliu raised his eyebrows, revealed a meaningful smile, and then moved closer step by step.
Bai Miao watched his figure slowly approaching. His heart was beating like a drum, but he held his neck stiff and did not take a single step back.
She wanted to see what this snake was trying to do!
Xiangliu approached and reached out to touch the top of her head.
Bai Miao subconsciously shrank back, but found that his hand quickly withdrew, with a crow feather pinched in his fingertips.
It must have been accidentally put there by Jinwu when he was throwing a tantrum and complaining just now.
"There's something on your head," Xiangliu crushed the feather with force, his tone still insincere, "Why do you look a little disappointed?"
Bai Miao was completely irritated and punched him.
But a certain snake took it with his hand with a smile, and her fist was held in his palm.
"Be good, there are so many people outside, let's go home and fight, oh."
Bai Miao was completely speechless: "..."
Just at this moment, the moving truck suddenly braked and stopped. She put away her phone and looked out the window, and found that she had arrived at the intersection leading to the villa.
The driver hesitantly asked, "Is this the only way I can go?"
Bai Miao saw that this place was sparsely populated and it was still some distance to the villa.
It was almost nine o'clock. If she was left here and had to move so much luggage, she would probably be torn to pieces by the wild monsters that arrived early before she could finish moving her things.
So she decisively refused: "Of course not, you at least pull me to the door!"
However, the driver's voice trembled: "Everyone knows that the villa is haunted. I have old people and young children here..."
Bai Miao thought that nothing could go wrong at this time.
What else can I do? Spend some money to avoid disaster!
She was silent for a moment and then stretched out her hand: "I'll add another 500."
"It's not about money. Look at this late at night..."
Bai Miao turned into a finger: "How about adding a thousand?"
"You see, you misunderstood the little girl. It really has nothing to do with money..."
Bai Miao gritted his teeth and slapped her again: "Five thousand is the most!"
The driver was actually shaken.
But he looked at the dark clouds outside the window and sighed: "It's not that uncle doesn't want to help you, but my family told me to go back quickly. If I don't go back, I will be beaten..."
Bai Miao slumped down in his seat in a daze: "It's just 10,000 yuan, whether you want to do it or not!"
When the driver heard this, he immediately said, "I'll move it into the house for you!"
Bai Miao was about to get off the car angrily: "Come on, go home quickly to avoid getting beaten. I'll find someone else to help!"
The driver quickly grabbed her and said, "It's okay! I have the final say at home! Who dares to hit me?"
Bai Miao: “…”
The driver quickly started the car: "Besides, you are a little girl, it's not safe at night, uncle will definitely take you home, don't worry!"
Finally, he enthusiastically moved all the luggage into the house, took the money and ran back to the car, leaving behind only a hasty escape.
Bai Miao: “…”
She shook her head and sighed, then went into the house, locked the door, and immediately changed into slippers.
Because she couldn't find the light switch immediately, she had to check the doors and windows in the dark for the time being.
Just when she walked near the bathroom on the first floor, she suddenly heard a strange noise coming from inside, as if the rusty window was opened.
Bai Miao walked over quickly to see what was going on.
But as soon as she reached the bathroom door, she was met with a pair of bloodshot eyes.
———I am the dividing line————
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