Haha, in the end times, I accidentally offended a crazy boss and got pushed down

"Brother Chu, who is that person he is talking about? Tell me now!"

Li Chengchuan couldn't believe it, but still pulled the sleeve of the person next to him with hope, hoping to get a negative answer.

The way he acted was exactly like a little spoiled husband who heard that her boyfriend was having an affair with someone else outside, which caused laughter from the group of survivors.

Chu Wei: “…”

If there is an entertainment industry in the end times, you will be awarded the Best Actor award. You got into the role so quickly!

"I'm a man, it's inevitable that I'll have some casual affairs outside, you'd better be sensible." But he is not afraid of competing in acting skills!

The crowd was in an uproar.

They originally wanted to take advantage of Tang Zhenxian's remaining popularity to get some benefits, preferably to enter the base, but they didn't expect that Tang Zhenxian was with a scumbag.

Tang Zhenxian is an honest man, and he is no match for this slutty bitch. She must have been played with and thrown away by someone else. How can they expect anything from him when he is so disappointing?

"I understand, Brother Chu."

After being scolded, the tall Li Chengchuan felt aggrieved and clung to Chu Wei.

"...You're smart." Chu Wei reluctantly continued the act and walked deeper into the woods.

The survivors present had all witnessed Chu Wei's fighting power, whether it was his swift skills of knocking out a zombie with one punch, or his powerful supernatural powers that were as powerful as thunder and lightning, they were all too daunted to stop him and could only watch the two men leave with hatred.

Large trees with lush branches and leaves grow in clusters, with their crowns entwined and connected at the top, completely covering the space under the trees in silence and darkness.

In the overly quiet woods, the sound of footsteps trampling on dead leaves and weeds can be clearly heard.

Chu Wei walked a little fast, as if something urgent happened at home.

Li Chengchuan had been planning on saying sweet words and flirting all the way, but he didn't have the chance to say them out loud. He had used up all his energy just trying to keep up with the other person.

Oh, what a love and marathon.

We walked like this for more than ten minutes.

Finally, in front of a tree so big that even three people couldn't hug it, Chu Wei stepped on the brown roots that emerged from the ground and stopped.

"Did you hear anything?" he asked.

Li Chengchuan nodded, and then under the gaze of the person opposite him, he said: "Of course, the sound of my broken heart should be very loud."

Chu Wei: "..." Divine gold.

"I thought lovers shouldn't be as distant as we are. At least there should be kisses and hugs." Li Chengchuan seized the opportunity to seek benefits for himself.

Chu Wei was still worried about the sound that he had just heard, which seemed to be the sound of birds, and was very impatient with Li Chengchuan's verbal harassment.

"You should know very well how we got this status as a couple."

He stopped pretending and came clean, "I didn't sleep the whole night last night. Do you know why?"

Li Chengchuan moved his fingers hanging by his side, "Maybe you are too excited to fall asleep because you have such an excellent boyfriend like me?"

Chu Wei put on a dead face and stared coldly at the man who spoke so wildly.

"…Okay, maybe I was a little too direct."

Li Chengchuan reorganized his words, "Even if we had many misunderstandings before, we are together now. We can put aside the past and use time to improve this relationship."

Look, it makes so much sense! Li Chengchuan thought, the love secrets he read before were not read in vain!

Speaking of the past, it really hit Chu Wei in the heart. He didn't even bother to investigate the suspected bird call just now, and directly fired:

"You have never reflected on the evil you have done to me before. Maybe you like me a little, but it is obvious that this little bit of liking is not enough to eliminate your condescending and arrogant contempt for me."

The corners of Li Chengchuan's smiling mouth drooped, and he opened his mouth to say something.

"Li Chengchuan."

Chu Wei exhaled, his shoulders slumped, "I am a very petty and stingy person. It is impossible for me to lose my mind if someone hits me with a stick and then gives me a sweet date."

"Then what would you do?" The only listener was waiting for Chu Wei's answer.

"I will give that person ten sticks back and take away all the sweet dates from him." Chu Wei smiled and said, "And then I will bear the grudge for the rest of my life."

Yes, he is so narrow-minded and stingy!

Li Chengchuan did not give up easily, "But I like you so much, are you really willing to hit me?"

Of course not! He must be beaten to death!

Chu Wei marveled at the other party's shamelessness and frowned, "You are..."

The talking stopped abruptly.

Under Li Chengchuan's questioning gaze, Chu Wei opened his eyes wide and looked behind him, "A white bear?"

Li Chengchuan keenly sensed something was wrong, stepped back a few steps and looked up. Sure enough, a one-meter-tall cute white bear was standing on the grass, tilting its head curiously at the two humans.

"Polar bear?" Li Chengchuan was also stunned.

Not to mention that all animals disappeared without a trace at the beginning of the apocalypse. Even if the animals were still there, it would be impossible for polar bears to appear on their land, right?

"Maybe a new doomsday copy has begun." Chu Wei took out a candy from his pocket, tore open the package and put it in his mouth, starting to replenish supplies in advance for a possible war.

But if it's such a cute little bear, he might find it hard to do it.

When the cute little bear saw Chu Wei throwing something into his mouth, he stood up immediately, waved his hands in the air and opened his mouth, a gesture of asking for food that was as cute as his appearance.

Chu was touched by the cuteness, but he didn't say anything. Instead, he peeled off the largest piece of chocolate with a cold face and threw it into the little bear's mouth.

"Ahh!" The little bear held his face with his fat paws and chewed with a look of happiness on his face. What a time!

Chu Wei was so adorable that he almost melted. He even thought about stealing a bear and raising it at home, until -

"Roar!"

A huge polar bear about three meters tall walked out of the woods, stood behind the little bear and roared at the two humans.

Chu Wei: “…”

This unfortunate child doesn't stay at home properly. Look how anxious your parents are! They are going to eat you!

Just when Chu Wei thought that this three-meter giant bear was their enemy, he didn't expect that things were far from that simple.

Following the giant bear's roar, a group of birds, beasts, snakes, insects, rats and ants quickly emerged from the woods, all with ferocious eyes, looking very scary.

The antennae of ants are long and as big as washbasins. Even mosquitoes have mutated into the size of rice cookers. Their buzzing sound is deafening like a bell, and their mouthparts are as thick as Boston sausages. One bite can suck a person into a mummy.

Chu Wei took a deep breath on the spot, then quietly moved behind Li Chengchuan, and then gave this shield a beautiful smile.

"Didn't you say you liked me? Perfect, now is the time to prove your love for me. Come on!"

The word "come on" had just fallen.

The huge red snake on the telephone pole started to wriggle, stretched its head forward, and spit out its tongue which was more than one meter long.

Li Chengchuan: “…”