Haha, in the end times, I accidentally offended a crazy boss and got pushed down

Li Chengchuan thought it was quite good and wanted to ask more questions.

At this moment, the tip of Chu Wei's right ear moved slightly.

Then, he interrupted Li Chengchuan and asked a question, "If Li Zhitang and I fell into the water, Li Chengchuan, who would you save first?"

Li Chengchuan was about to answer immediately, but Chu Wei stopped him again, "Such a serious question, you must think carefully about it."

Li Chengchuan really calmed down, as if he was thinking seriously.

at the same time.

Behind a big tree, a sneaky figure of a dog was also watching nervously.

After thinking carefully for nearly five seconds, Li Chengchuan felt that the time was right and said, "Save you."

The figure behind the tree seemed to be struck by lightning and was about to fall down. Fortunately, Chu Wei said, "What if I can swim, but Li Zhitang can't?"

Yes, yes, yes! This assumption also makes sense!

The figure behind the tree held onto the tree tenaciously and stood upright.

Li Chengchuan pondered for three seconds, his tone still a little confused, "So, can Li Zhitang swim?"

Chu Wei almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

I thought about all the sad things that happened to me since I was a child, and then I forced myself to hold back my laughter.

"Ah? How could this happen?"

He pretended to be surprised. "You, who has been a big brother since childhood, don't even know whether your little brother can swim? How can this be, ah!"

Yes, how could this happen... The figure behind the big tree felt hopeless, and two lines of tears slowly slid down from the corners of his eyes.

Chu Wei caught a glimpse of a heartbroken figure trembling away from the corner of his eye, and he lowered his head and smiled.

I let you stab me with a knife, and this is your retribution.

Don’t worry, this is just the beginning. If you dare to get in the way again in the future, I will kill you in seconds!

"Awei."

Li Chengchuan's eyes also showed a little smile, and when Chu Wei looked up at him, he said: "I did everything you said, so shouldn't you give me some reward?"

Chu Wei pulled a face and asked, "Did you know that Li Zhitang was behind us just now?"

"It doesn't matter whether he is here or not. What I said is true anyway." Li Chengchuan was very calm.

Chu Wei: “…”

Li Zhitang left too early. He should have stayed and listened. This is what it means to kill someone and destroy his heart!

Chu Wei continued to look very impatient, "What reward do you want? I'll ask the chef to stew another fish head for you?"

Li Chengchuan quietly reminded, "What about a more romantic reward?"

Be more romantic?

This stumped Chu Wei.

How could a grown man like him understand romance? Only little men like you would think about these useless things every day.

After thinking for a long time, he finally came up with an idea, "Then let the chef put a flower on the fish head?"

The idea of ​​inserting a flower came from the time when Li Chengchuan gave him a bunch of flowers early in the morning when he was at the Beijing base.

Li Chengchuan also started to pull a face, "Are you too lazy to think, or are you fooling me?"

At present, this tool is still working well. Chu Wei can only lower his status to coax him, "I can't help you if you think this way. If you have any requests, just say it directly. Don't be so petty, okay?"

Li Chengchuan was coaxed into submission immediately.

He tapped his cheek with his left index finger, "Then kiss me."

Chu Wei looked at the fair and handsome face of the man opposite him, clicked his tongue, and pretended not to have heard clearly before asking: "Let me test you, what was your last sentence?"

Her thick, long, curled eyelashes fluttered slightly. Although she was puzzled, Li Chengchuan still repeated with a good memory, "Are you too lazy to think, or are you fooling me?"

That's right! Chu Wei curled his lips coldly, "I was fooling you."

Li Chengchuan: “…”

You're also taking multiple-choice questions, right?

Thinking that he had dealt with all the current problems, Chu Wei stretched his shoulders and walked towards the SUV where he was staying temporarily. After eating and drinking, it was time to take a nap and have a good rest.

Then he was stopped.

"Awei just now sweated a lot while fighting zombies, so he didn't want to take a shower or change clothes."

Li Chengchuan walked up to Chu Wei and spoke with such consideration for Chu Wei.

Chu Wei was also a little tempted.

Although he didn't sweat much just now, he really wanted to take a shower, change his clothes and go to bed dry and refreshed.

But despite the thought, there are also concerns.

"Are you so kind? You don't want to peek at me while I'm taking a shower?" he said.

Li Chengchuan was a gentleman, gentle as jade, with a faint smile on his face, and he shook his head gently.

When Chu Wei thought he was going to deny it, he admitted, "That's right."

Chu Wei's face turned black.

Being verbally harassed in person is simply unbearable!

"Just kidding."

Seeing Chu Wei was about to get angry, Li Chengchuan changed the subject, "What I meant was that I can help you with scrubbing your bath, washing your hair, and wiping your body."

Oh, oh, you second uncle!

Chu Wei's temper flared up, "There seems to be no difference between your two sentences!"

"How could that be?" Li Chengchuan was falsely surprised, "The latter one obviously has more benefits."

"...Don't be so honest, okay? Have some shame!" Chu Wei gritted his teeth and gave a frighteningly cold smile.

But Li Chengchuan was born bold, and he was still gentle and kind, smiling sweetly, "All I want is you, Awei."

Chu Wei: ...Divine gold!

Just now he thought that Li Chengchuan was a good tool, but now he wanted to take back his words.

He was wrong. This thing was like a pear bag. It felt great to spend the money from the bag, but who would have thought that he would have to pay it back!

Since he is unkind, don't blame yourself for being unjust!

When Chu Wei was about to come up with some bold plans, Li Chengchuan sighed and gave in.

"It's my request that puts Awei in a difficult position. In this case, let's both take a step back. As long as you kiss me, we'll be even. How about that?"

Before, Chu Wei had heard that if someone wanted to get something, he would first ask for a high price. After being rejected, he could then ask for what he really wanted. Then, he would be sure to get what he wanted.

But he didn't expect that Li Chengchuan would play the same trick on him. What a scheming person!

Chu Wei sneered.

But my lips are not made of gold, and a kiss won’t lose anything, so why not do the good deal?

After thinking through the interests and weighing the pros and cons, Chu Wei stepped forward, grabbed Li Chengchuan's collar and pulled his head down.

He tilted his head and was about to touch the other person's cheek. When his mouth was close to the man's profile, Chu Wei anticipated the other party's impropriety, retracted his mouth, and quickly pinched the pig's mouth that was about to attack with his other hand.

Li Chengchuan: ( ′?∞′?)

Chu Wei: (?_? )

After failing to steal a kiss, Li Chengchuan raised his hand to remove the hand that was pinching his mouth.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chu Wei opened his mouth, revealing a row of sharp white teeth, and bit Li Chengchuan on the face.

After biting, he withdrew his hand and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, "Do you feel my love? Go and enjoy yourself."

Li Chengchuan felt the throbbing pain on his right cheek and lowered his eyebrows, "Awei, you always treat me like this, just because I like you. If..."

After revealing his true feelings and saying a lot of nonsense, Li Chengchuan raised his head pitifully.