Xiyue Rebirth: The Palace Reads My Heart and Treats the Madness of Yi Syndrome

With Dali's unique bath-scrubbing skills, if he leaves the palace in the future, he might be able to open a bathhouse.

Ru Hye kept foaming at the mouth and rolling her eyes under the rubbing of Dali and Qiba. Fortunately, she lost consciousness, otherwise she would have gone crazy if she had seen with her own eyes how several layers of her skin were rubbed off by Dali and Qiba.

Soon, the two sisters Dali and Qi Ba completed the full one-stop service for Ru Hye, and then looked at the several black mud human skins on the ground and fell into deep thought.

"Sister, I'm telling you, this noble lady hasn't had a bath in a long time. She has rubbed several layers of skin off! Look at this human-shaped skin, it's so real."

"Sister, it's not easy to pick wild flowers, and Concubine Xian smells so bad, why don't we just let her soak in the bucket? At least we won't be overwhelmed by her scent in the future, right?"

"I think it's fine! Just leave it like this! I'll go find some more spices and focus on providing a peace of mind service. I guarantee that the emperor won't be so disgusted when he sees Concubine Xian again."

Dali and Qi Pa kept shaking their heads and didn't care about her anymore. They just let her soak in the barrel, wanting her to absorb the flavor.

When the next morning dawned, Ruhye finally woke up and asked, "What happened to me?"

Ru Hye moved her body and suddenly felt that her body was quite slippery, so she slid into the wooden tub. She drank several gulps of bath water before she barely climbed out of the tub.

"Da Li~~~ Weird~~~ Someone come... Is there anyone here..."

Ruhe's shouting successfully awakened the conscience of Dali and Qiba. They both cried out "Oh no" inwardly and hurried to Ruhe's side.

Ru Hye's whole body turned pale after being soaked in the bath water, and he had just drunk enough bath water, so he felt dizzy and his mind was confused. Naturally, he had no intention of arguing with Dali Qi Ba.

Dali and Qiba hurriedly tormented Ruhe, and then helped Ruhe to pay his respects to Wang Fuzhi.

But as she made a hysterical gesture of greeting, a pungent and strange smell suddenly rushed to the top of Wang Fuzhi's head, which successfully triggered Wang Fuzhi's long-forgotten memories.

Wang Fuzhi forced a twitch of her lips, "Ruhye, what kind of perfume did you use today? Why do you smell so good?"

Ru looked at Wang Fuzhi in hysterical surprise. After all, every time Wang Fuzhi saw her, she would scold her for not knowing the rules and always scold her in a lecturing tone. It was rare for Wang Fuzhi to praise her in return.

All the complaints that Ruhye had towards Dali Qiba disappeared at this moment. She touched her pouty lips and said with a sweet smile, "To answer Madam Dun, I didn't apply any perfume. I just took a bath in wild flower petals overnight."

Once Ru Hye mentioned the flower petal bath, Wang Fuzhi finally understood. No wonder she felt this trick was familiar. It turned out that the Flying Swallow had also learned it from Concubine Xiang, but in the end it backfired and caused the Fifth Prince to fly in the sky all day long.

"I see!"

At this moment, Wang Fuzhi felt a sense of evil, and she was eager to know whether the wild flower petal bath would have such a strange effect on Ruhye's body.

So Wang Fuzhi urged, "You're so hysterical. I heard that the emperor is in a good mood today and is going to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers. If you can dance in the Imperial Garden and attract the attention of countless butterflies, wouldn't that solidify your reputation as the Fragrant Concubine of the Princess of the Han tribe? In that case..."

Unexpectedly, before Wang Fuzhi could finish her words, she saw Ruhe had already started to daydream. She thought that if Brother Hongli really saw that she could attract butterflies, wouldn't he give her a huge favor?

After all, the Queen Mother had used this tactic before, and it was successful.

"Oh hahahaha... Thank you, Sister Concubine Dun, for your advice. I'll go to the Imperial Garden right away..."

After saying that, Ru Hye quickly and carefully lifted up the hem of her skirt, then led Dali and Qi Pa towards the Imperial Garden.

Wang Fuzhi chuckled, "Yunzhi, go to each palace and tell them that Ruhye is trying to commit suicide again. Tell all the sisters to be careful of bees, especially killer bees!"

Yunzhi responded, "Yes!"

Although Yunzhi wondered why there were killer bees in the palace, she thought about it carefully and decided to do as she was told.

When A'ruo heard the word "killer bee", her eyes suddenly lit up. She gritted her teeth secretly. She would never allow Ruhye to have any hope of regaining her favor.

It was probably too late to look for the killer bees now, but if a few wasps or even a swarm of bees were heading for the Imperial Garden, she could still do it.

After all, what the two Mongolian concubines loved most was roasted lamb smeared with honey. There was a place in the palace where boxes of bees were raised.

A Ruo was a person of execution, so she immediately called a strange young eunuch and whispered something to him.

Ru Hye was happily running to the Imperial Garden. Perhaps she got the news too quickly, so at this time, Hongli had not arrived yet. Ru Hye thought that since she had nothing to do, she might as well walk and jump in the Imperial Garden to attract some butterflies.

So, history always has surprising similarities. For example, Hysteria really imitated the appearance of Han Xiangjian in her memory and imagined that she herself was Princess Han Xiangjian of the Han tribe, and she was dancing sweetly with her lover Han Qi.

"I don't know what's going on with Han Qi now? The Han tribe has been destroyed. With his abilities, he should be able to escape successfully, right?"

Ru Hysterically imagined that Han Qi had escaped from Mongolia and came to the capital, and was now hiding somewhere outside the Forbidden City, looking at her across the wall.

"Ah... Han Qi, one day without seeing you feels like three years have passed. If you can't see me, I don't know if you will go crazy! Ah... If you go crazy and can't see me, what will you do?"

Gao Xiyue: [It’s confirmed! You must have watched “My Fair Princess”! The extent of this imagination is unmatched! I am really impressed! Ahhh, such a disgusting person, it would be great if everyone in the palace could hear her inner voice. ]

Tiedan: [It’s not impossible actually. When I level up again, we’ll be able to hear Daru’s voice! ]

Gao Xiyue: [Really?]

Tiedan: [More real than pearls! ]

Gao Xiyue: [Then don’t be lazy, upgrade quickly! ]

Tiedan: [Oh…]

At this moment, Hongli had just taken Princess Longyue back. He was overjoyed. After all, this sister of his was his most beloved sister. However, he suddenly heard Gao Xiyue and Tiedan's thoughts and muttered casually, "Yeah, it would be nice if I could hear Daru's thoughts and know what she is thinking."

Long Yue was confused. "Brother, what were you talking about?"