Xiyue Rebirth: The Palace Reads My Heart and Treats the Madness of Yi Syndrome

Wei Yanwan felt that she was really unlucky today. She didn't get to eat the melon she wanted to eat, nor did she catch up with the main group. Now she met two people involved one after another. However, both of them came to make trouble for her!

"Sister Yanwan, wait a minute!"

Wei Yanwan had just gotten rid of Ruyi with great difficulty. With Ruyi's brain, it would probably take some time for her to digest her normal words. Now, here comes another brainless idiot.

"Ling Yunche, what do you want to do now?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Wei Yanwan finished speaking, she saw Ling Yunche's eyes filled with joy, "Sister Yanwan, you really still remember me. What you said to the official lady just now was because you were angry with me, and you deliberately angered her, right? I know that you still have me in your heart."

"Snapped!"

As the saying goes, the first time is strange, the second time is familiar. Moreover, Ling Yunche, a guard from the cold palace, actually broke into the inner palace in broad daylight. If Wei Yanwan didn't beat him, who else could she beat?

Ling Yunche covered his face with an expression of disbelief and hurt, "Sister Yanwan...ah no...Miss Wei, why are you so unreasonable now?"

Originally, Ling Yunche wanted to call Wei Yanwan "sister". After all, Wei Yanwan was much younger than Ling Yunche. But when he saw the petite Wei Yanwan raising her hands, he was frightened.

Wei Yanwan slapped her hands, "I have slapped you with my hands, besides the Xianguan girl, Ling Yunche, you really have lost your face!"

It turns out that Ruyi was also slapped by Wei Yanwan. So now he and Ruyi have a common topic again, which is simply great.

Afterwards, they could talk all night long behind Wei Yanwan's back.

"What did Lady Xianguan do wrong that you had to beat her like this? You are a palace maid, and you dare to beat the emperor's woman. Are you tired of living? Come on, Miss Wei, come back with me now and apologize to Lady Xianguan. I believe she will forgive you. After all, you were wrong first, and she will not let you die or become disabled."

Ling Yunche has always been a male chauvinist. He thinks he is righteous and does good things for Wei Yanwan, but he almost makes Wei Yanwan angry.

Wei Yanwan found it funny. It turned out that this person, who was extremely angry, really laughed nonchalantly. "Ling Yunche, why are you so shameless? Who do you think you are? You don't need to worry about the emperor's woman. You should just take care of yourself! Oh, by the way, you two are both thinking about each other. Could it be that you are trying to keep each other warm in the cold palace and have other dirty thoughts?"

What she said was all true. After all, all the concubines in the harem ran so fast just to catch the two people committing adultery with their own hands. But then again, they couldn't be hiding somewhere nearby, right?

Then wouldn't I be caught in the middle?

No, she had to get herself out quickly!

"Ling Yunche, please respect yourself. Let's not talk about the huge age gap between you and me. We are just from the same hometown. As for our friendship, I just borrowed ten taels of silver from you before, and I have already paid you back with interest. We have long been even. But you swallowed up most of my hard-earned money in the name of sending my monthly allowance back home. Now you are addicted to gambling and have lost all your money. You want to trick a pure little sister like me into making money for you?"

After Wei Yanwan finished her string of cannon fodder remarks, Ling Yunche showed no embarrassment of being exposed on his face. After all, a habitual offender like him would not have any sense of shame.

Ling Yunche just thought Wei Yanwan's smile was adorable. "I knew you still cared about me, otherwise you wouldn't have investigated my every move so clearly. I know you just don't want to live a hard life with me. I don't blame you. As long as you admit your mistake to Xianguan Nv, I will forgive you."

He continued to show his magnanimity as a man, and said earnestly, "Yan Wan, I know you rely on your youth and beauty to seduce the emperor to the throne, but the emperor's favor is only temporary. You should know that even a woman with good official rank has been demoted again and again, and she has been sent to the cold palace to live a hard life. Women who have served men like her are not much better. I'm afraid a green hand like you will not be much better. You'd better give up this idea. When you are old enough, I will marry you out of the palace, and we will live a good life with you taking care of the interior and me taking care of the exterior, and you cooking for me and serving my mother. You..."

"Still silent!"

Gao Xiyue couldn't bear to listen any longer and rushed out, "Shuangxi, fight for me!"

At her command, Shuangxi rushed over and slapped Ling Yunche in the face. Before Wei Yanwan could react, a familiar eunuch in a green python robe kicked him with a sullen face, saying, "Brother Shuangxi, use your feet instead of your hands. Kick this shameless bitch hard!"

Shuang Xi was delighted, "Okay, Jinzhong, I'll do as you say!"

"What are you guys still standing there for? Come on, get up here!"

Jin Yuyan's lazy voice suddenly appeared, and a group of eunuchs came out from all corners. All the eunuchs' feet seemed to be invisible, and they kicked Ling Yunche's face with all their might!

Wei Yanwan was startled, "Empress Jia, why are you here?"

In fact, she wanted to ask, where did you come from, why didn't she see you? They were hiding around.

Looking at Concubine Mei and Concubine Shen, they were still cheering, and Concubine Chun and others were all there.

"I originally wanted to join in the fun, but who knew that it would be so unbearable to listen to. After all, you are someone close to the Queen, how could you let a cheap man bully you at will?"

Jin Yuyan yawned lazily. Gao Xiyue couldn't help it and finally touched her head. She even looked satisfied and said, "Well, Garfield did a great job!"

Jin Yuyan: “…” She was too lazy to argue with the childish Imperial Noble Consort Huixian!

She endures!

Jin Yuyan, "Forget it, I am really tired, Your Majesty, I will take my leave first."

If she doesn't run away, her forehead will become as shiny as Ruyi's.

Gao Xiyue was originally planning to tease Garfield, but suddenly heard Tiedan's reminder: [Host, Ruyi is rushing over here at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. If you don't want to engage in a useless verbal battle with her, you'd better avoid her! ]

Gao Xiyue certainly didn't want to waste her time on a verbal battle with a brainless person. After all, she knew that Ruyi was using her useless and perfect verbal cannon tactics to deliberately provoke the other party's emotions and then take the opportunity to suck away the other party's luck.

Of course, Ruyi also absorbed her luck, but who made her immune to it?

"Alright, let's leave the verbal abuse for now. Crazy woman Yi is here, so I'm leaving now!"

After Gao Xiyue finished speaking, she did not forget to pull Wei Yanwan and run away, and at the same time called a group of eunuchs to disperse.

"Young men, disperse!"

Jin Yuyan was the second to react and quickly called Li Xin and Zhen Shu, "That crazy woman is here again, help me leave the battlefield!"

The rest of the concubines who were watching the fun once again demonstrated their tacit understanding and dispersed at an extremely fast speed.

"Let's retreat quickly too!"

So when Ruyi finally arrived at the scene where Ling Yunche was beaten up, she only saw Ling Yunche with a bruised nose and swollen eyes and the mess on the ground. Apart from that, there was no one else.

Ruyi couldn't believe her eyes and murmured to herself, "No way, I just detected a large wave of luck gathering, why is it gone now? This is really strange? Recently, my abilities have really become less and less effective..."