What if I haven't seen Siheyuan?

Chapter 91: Deaf Old Lady Becomes a Splatoon

"Old Yan, you came at the right time."

"Hurry up and push your bicycle over here and take the old lady to the hospital for emergency treatment."

"I don't know what this old lady ate at night. She is almost fainting." Yi Zhonghai said anxiously.

Looking at how anxious he is, if you don’t know, you might really think that the deaf old lady is his real mother!

Yan Bugui covered his nose, looking reluctant.

That bicycle was his precious treasure. Seeing the deaf old lady's shit and urine all over her body, he really couldn't bear to let his treasure suffer like this.

So he quickly said, "Old Yi, I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious yet."

"Given the deaf old lady's current condition, it's not convenient for me to carry her on my bicycle!

There is a flatbed truck at the intersection of Lao Wang's house, which is perfect for transporting people. Let's quickly borrow it and take the deaf old lady to the hospital."

Sha Zhu quickly said, "Isn't the cart at Old Wang's house used to carry manure? Can it carry people?"

"Hey, if you can haul manure, why can't you haul people?"

"Besides, how can this man be heavier than those buckets of manure?" Yan Bugui quickly argued.

Then, he didn't even give Sha Zhu a chance to think about it.

He urged again, "Let's go and borrow a car quickly! The deaf old lady is in a dying state. We can't delay any longer."

After thinking about it, Sha Zhu felt that what Yan Bugui said was right.

Then he hurriedly urged Yan Bugui to take him to Lao Wang's house to borrow a cart.

Just as Sha Zhu and the others left, Liu Haizhong next to them suddenly said something.

"Hey, Lao Yi, I think you are so anxious that you are confused!"

"Isn't Yan Xiaoyao in our courtyard a ready-made doctor? Hurry up and ask him to come over and take a look!"

Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment when he heard Liu Haizhong's words.

Then he said uncertainly: "Our relationship with him is so bad, can Yan Xiaoyao come to help?"

Liu Haizhong slammed the table hard.

"Humph, this is a matter of life and death."

"If this kid dares not come, we will go to the factory tomorrow and sue him so that he will lose his job." He said with a proud look on his face, feeling like he had grasped Yan Xiaoyao's pulse.

Yi Zhonghai agreed and decided that if Yan Xiaoyao dared not come, he would go to Director Yang tomorrow to sue him for not helping him.

"Let's put it this way, Lao Liu. I have to stay here and take care of the old lady."

"Thank you for taking the trouble to go and call Yan Xiaoyao."

These words made Liu Haizhong dumbfounded.

I was just thinking of provoking Yi Zhonghai to go find Yan Xiaoyao, but now the fate has fallen upon me.

However, looking at the eyes of the crowd.

In order to maintain his dignity as the second uncle, Liu Haizhong had to grit his teeth and call Yan Xiaoyao.

Walk to the back yard.

Looking at the closed door, there were two signs nailed on it.

Liu Haizhong cursed inwardly and started banging on the door hard.

While howling at the top of his lungs: "Yan Xiaoyao, Yan Xiaoyao."

"Are you asleep? Come and open the door."

"I'm your second uncle, and I came to see you for something."

Yan Xiaoyao, who was hiding in the courtyard and watching the farce outside, was suddenly speechless.

I fuck your uncle Liu Haizhong,

I am your uncle...

Yan Xiaoyao had no choice but to run back home and turn on the lights in the house as he had no choice but to hide in the dark and watch the show.

He walked slowly to the courtyard and opened the door.

Pretending to be just woken up by Liu Haizhong.

He yelled at Liu Haizhong viciously: "Fuck, Liu Haizhong, are you sick?"

"Could it be that he ate rat poison in the middle of the night? Why are you crying in my house in the dead of night?"

"If you really want to die, I can give you a ride for free."

Liu Haizhong couldn't help but shrink his neck when he saw Yan Xiaoyao's ferocious look on his face.

He also thought of how he easily broke the deaf old lady's walking stick after beating Yi Zhonghai today.

You have to know that the deaf old lady's walking stick is made of oak that Yi Zhonghai had to ask someone to get with great difficulty. It is not so easy for ordinary people to break it.

Then, he whispered to Yan Xiaoyao: "The deaf old lady is dying, Yi Zhonghai asked me to ask you to help."

"Oh, that damn old woman wanted to beat me to death with her walking stick today!"

"Do you think I'll save her?"

"If she really died, I would have to set off some firecrackers to celebrate!"

"Get out of here right now! If you dare to knock on my door again, I will break your arms."

After Yan Xiaoyao finished speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Then he went home smiling.

Liu Haizhong's nose was almost flattened by Yan Xiaoyao's blow.

He stood outside the yard, clenching his fists tightly, shaking with anger.

Then he returned to the deaf old lady's house angrily and said to Yi Zhonghai: "Humph, this Yan Xiaoyao simply doesn't take me, the second uncle, seriously at all. Tomorrow, we must give him a good lesson."

When Yi Zhonghai saw his angry look, he knew that he must have been angry with Yan Xiaoyao just now.

He quickly comforted her, "Okay, Lao Liu. Let's send the old lady to the hospital first! We can think of a way to deal with this guy later."

"Uncle, we borrowed the cart back."

"Let's send the old lady to the hospital quickly, it will be too late if we delay any longer."

As soon as Sha Zhu pushed the cart across the middle yard, he shouted at the top of his voice.

Afterwards, everyone worked together to lift the deaf old lady up and rushed her to the hospital.

Very good. Shazhu was just complaining about the smell of manure on this cart.

Now, the smell on the manure truck has been completely covered by the smell of the deaf old woman's feces and urine.

The people pushing the cart at the back were miserable.

All I can do is endure the biological weapons of the deaf old lady.

Yan Xiaoyao, who had nothing to watch, also went home to sleep.

Before going to bed, he sighed: I didn't expect that these junks from the cultivation world would have such a good effect. I hope that next time I can meet a more reliable time traveler who can get some good stuff.

After Yan Xiaoyao fell asleep.

He is the son of the leader of the Yunlan Immortal Sect, which is ranked number one in the world of cultivation.

Lin Xiaotian was riding on the Red Flame Luan bird given to him by the previous sect leader, Lin Xiaotian's grandfather, and landed on the square at the top of the sect leader's peak.

Then, he walked into a building called Yunhua Hall.

Lin Xiaotian walked into a room with a plaque that read "Laboratory".

"Alas, it has been more than a year since I came here. Grandpa and father made me consume so many precious cultivation resources. I haven't even formed a pill yet, and my cultivation of the Hundred Arts is even more terrible."

“It’s such a pain in the ass!”

"Forget it, let's just clean up the garbage today! We can continue the experiment tomorrow."

After Lin Xiaotian sighed, he prepared to clean up the garbage that he had failed to refine during this period, so as not to be affected by seeing it during the next experiment.

When I was cleaning up the garbage, I found that the two pieces of garbage that I had failed to refine yesterday were missing.

"Hey, where did the two pieces of junk from my failed experiment yesterday go? Why can't I find them?"

Lin Xiaotian searched for a long time but couldn't find the two pieces of waste from yesterday.

"Well, forget it if you can't find it. I'll just throw it away together next time I find it."

Then he took out the low-grade immortal weapon, the Soul-Catching Bell, which was given to him by the sect leader's father, from his storage ring.

Be prepared to take a closer look at the structure inside.

He kept muttering: "I should study it more! Next time I must make a higher quality imitation."

I wonder if Yan Xiaoyao would be so angry that he would vomit blood if he knew the identity of the refiner.

I will definitely curse my own system, saying it is garbage.

This fucking guy has all the treasures on his body, but he only gets himself some junk.

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